RAW
# 658
1-2-06 LIVE
Continental Airlines Arena
East Rutherford, New Jersey
WWE Champion John Cena already had plenty on his mind as he will be defending the gold inside the Elimination Chamber
Sunday at New Year’s Revolution against five other men. But, for his own enjoyment, Mr. McMahon decided to pit the Champ
against his arch-rival Kurt Angle in a First Blood Match on the first RAW of 2006, just days before the impending
hellacious battle. Early on in the contest, Angle’s associate Daivari exposed one of the steel turnbuckles. Angle got out
to an early advantage and managed to ram Cena’s head into the unforgiving steel, but Angle was unable to draw blood. Angle
connected with an Angle Slam, but the only way to win this First Blood Match was to be the first to make your opponent
bleed. Frustrated, Angle went to the outside and grabbed a steel chair. Angle took a big swing at Cena, but the Champ
ducked out of the way. Amidst the chaos, the referee was knocked out, but Angle grabbed the chair again. Daivari
interfered yet again, and Cena had his attention diverted. This allowed Angle to grab the chair again, and he took another
mighty swing at the Champ, and this time he connected. Angle pounced on the fallen Cena and continued to pound his head
with repeated blows to the head. It was only a matter of time before Cena was bleeding profusely. But Cena would not go
down quietly. The referee was still down, and Angle tried to do more damage. He tried to add insult to injury and hoisted
Cena up for an FU, but the Champ reversed it into an STFU. With blood streaming down his face, Cena pulled back with all
his might, screaming with intensity making Angle tap. Daivari revived the referee who realized Angle drew first blood and
gave the Olympic Champion the win. Trying to gain a possible advantage heading into the Elimination Chamber, Chris Masters
and Carlito stormed the ring and attacked Cena. Then Masters showed it was every man for himself as he got Angle hooked in
the Master Lock. Kane wanted in on the action as well and came to the ring and cleaned house. Just as he was about to
deliver another chokeslam, Shawn Michaels came from out of nowhere and hit Sweet Chin Music. But Cena was able to get up,
just barely, and hit HBK with an FU.
Mr. McMahon kicked off the show by reminding the fans that last week he had announced that he was following a
zero-tolerance policy. He was no longer taking any crap from anyone. There would be no more Mr. Nice Guy. He said that
everything he would do from now on would be for his own personal amusement. And that’s why he made the first match of
2006 – Kane vs. Shawn Michaels. But there was a catch. Shawn Michaels’ Sweet Chin Music was outlawed. If HBK used his
patented maneuver, he would be immediately disqualified. HBK endured an early onslaught from Kane and went on the
offensive. He tried everything he could from DDT’s, to neck breakers to a flying elbow, but nothing could keep Kane down.
Growing frustrated, HBK tuned up the band. Mr. McMahon got up from his chair at ringside and told the Showstopper that if
he used the maneuver, then he would be eliminated from the Elimination Chamber Match entirely. Kane caught a distracted
HBK and delivered a bone-crushing chokeslam for the victory. During WWE.com Unlimited, Mr. McMahon made Todd Grisham tell
HBK that as a result of the loss, Michaels would be the first man to enter the Elimination Chamber Match. History
certainly is not on the Showstopper’s side as the first man into the Chamber has never won the match.
Triple H addressed the crowd, and let them know that everything he does is premeditated. He surveys every situation and
comes up with an appropriate plan. Weeks ago Big Show said that the only thing he needed to beat Triple H would be his
fists. The Cerebral Assassin remembered this and that’s why he broke Big Show’s hand with a sledgehammer. Big Show
interrupted The Game and came to the ring, and he was sporting a mammoth cast enveloping his entire right hand. Big Show
stalked Triple H on the outside and The Game picked up a chair to defend himself. Big Show smashed right through it with
his cast. Triple H then picked up a monitor, but it was no match for Big Show’s cast either. Triple H thought he gave Big
Show a handicap when he broke the largest athlete in the world’s hand, but he may have given him a weapon instead.
And Edge addressed the crowd once again this week. He claimed to have amateur video footage of Ric Flair’s alleged road
rage incident, which has made tabloid headlines in recent weeks. When he played the video, however, it was clear that Edge
had made his own video spoofing the incident. The video showed Edge impersonating Flair, driving in a car, complete with a
Flair ring robe. When it was all said and done, Edge (as Flair) had the driver of the other car in a figure four leglock
in the middle of the road. Flair couldn’t take it any longer and chased Edge into the ring. He tried to get him in the
figure four, but Lita jumped on him. Edge retreated, so Flair did the next best thing and got Lita in his signature hold.
The two will meet at New Year’s Revolution for Flair’s Intercontinental Championship.
Last week on WWE.com Unlimited, Gregory Helms called out Jerry “The King” Lawler for making fun of him and his days as
The Hurricane. This week Helms came out to confront Lawler face to face. Helms said that if anyone should be made fun of
for being a joke, it was the King. Lawler responded by saying that as The Hurricane he was at least half-entertaining, but
now he’s just a guy that sucks. Helms slapped the King in retaliation, but Lawler came right back with a hard punch. Helms
retreated, but Lawler challenged him to a match at New Year’s Revolution. Helms accepted and will have a chance to back up
his words Sunday night on pay-per-view.
Also, while Maria was in the ring conducting the “Kiss Cam” for WWE.com Unlimited, Victoria, Torrie Wilson and Candice
Michelle came to the ring. Victoria discussed her displeasure with Maria not caring about what happened to her at the
hands of Carlito last week. Maria didn’t know she was scheduled for a match against Victoria, but the angry Diva let her
know by giving her a swift kick to the mid section. Victoria dominated Maria, who is more used to interviewing Superstars
backstage. The former Women’s Champion got a little too cocky, though and missed an avalanche in the corner. Maria rolled
her up for the shocking pin. Victoria, Torrie and Candice took out their frustrations on Maria and triple-teamed her.
Ashley tried to make the save, but Torrie and Candice gave her a double-DDT. Mr. McMahon then announced on WWE.com
Unlimited, that at New Year’s Revolution there would be the first-ever Bra & Panties Gauntlet Match. Again, he added
that this would be only for his personal enjoyment.
Shelton Benjamin once again tried to get away from his losing ways, and had things going his way early on against Chris
Masters. But Masters trapped him in the Master Lock, and Benjamin had to submit. Following the match Shelton had a
surprised guest in the locker room – his mama. She said that Shelton was soft, and she didn’t raise any soft boys. She
said that he’s a Benjamin, and Benjamins don’t take ass whoopings, they give them. She warned him that she would be around
until he got his mind right.
Plus, one week after shocking Trish Stratus with a special holiday kiss, Mickie James was in another compromising
situation with the Women’s Champion. Frustrated that Trish wasn’t returning her calls, Mickie found Trish in the shower.
She took her towel and wouldn’t’ give it back until Trish heard her out. Mickie finally gave Trish her towel back, but not
before complimenting her on her breasts.
MATCHES:
Kurt Angle defeated WWE Champion John Cena
in a non title First Blood Match
Kane defeated Shawn Michaels
Chris Masters defeated Shelton Benjamin
Maria defeated Victoria
RAW
# 659
1-9-06 LIVE
Giant Center
Hershey, Pennsylvania
Just moments after shocking the world by defeating John Cena for the WWE Championship, Edge unloaded another bombshell
when he told WWE.com that he and Lita would celebrate the momentous occasion by having hot, torrid sex in the middle of
the ring on RAW. Edge said that he waited 14 years to achieve his dream, and now that he has, he was going to celebrate
the victory his way. But before Edge could consummate his WWE Championship win, John Cena kicked off RAW. The Champ
acknowledged the mixed reaction he has been getting from the fans, but said that he will continue to go to bat for each
and every one of the soldiers that ride with him. He said that Edge made a smart choice when he used his Money in the Bank
title shot, and then Cena made a choice of his own and invoked his rematch clause, calling out Edge. Edge’s music hit, but
it was Lita who came out and addressed Cena and the Hershey, Penn. crowd. Lita said that Cena will have his chance, but
not on RAW. She said that after some “oral persuasion” she convinced Mr. McMahon to make the rematch for the Royal Rumble.
Mr. McMahon also crossed paths with Cena during the show. After complimenting Cena on his win in the Elimination Chamber,
the WWE Chairman commented on how he loves “firsts” in WWE. He said that this will be the first time there would be live
sex on RAW, so he wanted it to go smoothly. To insure that Cena didn’t interfere, Mr. McMahon told the former Champ that
if he got involved, then he would lose his rematch at the Royal Rumble. So, the scene was set. A bed decked out in red and
black sheets was in the middle of the ring just waiting for the new WWE Champion and Lita. Before long Edge and Lita were
ready to go at it and fulfill their promise of hot, torrid sex live on RAW. Edge slowly took off Lita’s boots and then her
shirt revealing a black bra. Lita then returned the favor and took off Edge’s jacket and shirt. Edge then moved back in
and took her skirt off, so Lita returned the favor and removed Edge’s pants. Just when you thought they had gone as far as
they could, Edge unhooked Lita’s bra. Lita clutched the bra to her chest, and moved into the bed and under the covers.
Edge quickly followed her and tossed the bra out of the bed. Edge then slithered his way farther down the bed and
reemerged from the covers with Lita’s panties in his mouth. Lita was now completely naked under the sheets. Before
anything could spiral further out of control, Ric Flair’s music hit. Edge had brutally attacked the Nature Boy with his
Money in the Bank briefcase at New Year’s Revolution, but apparently couldn’t finish the job. Flair said that Edge was a
disgrace to the WWE Championship. He said that not only was Edge a bad champion, he also remarked that Edge looked “dead
in the bed,” and wanted to show him how it was done. Flair knocked Edge out of the ring, but before Flair could give Lita
a ride on Space Mountain, Edge nailed him with a chair. The WWE Champion didn’t stop there, though, as he brought Flair
over to the RAW announce table. He placed a chair on the announce table, and then placed Flair’s head on top of the chair.
Edge then grabbed another chair and blasted the Nature Boy with a Con-Chair-To. Before he could inflict any more damage,
Cena came out through the crowd and chased Edge off, leaving Lita in the bed, all by herself. Edge refused to come back,
so Cena ripped off the covers on the bed, but Lita had managed to get her panties and a shirt back on. That didn’t stop
the former WWE Champion from hoisting her up for a big FU, though. Cena saved Flair and ruined RAW’s first ever live sex,
but did he cost himself his shot at the WWE Championship in the process?
RAW was filled with plenty of great wrestling action as well. Shawn Michaels was forced to team up with his arch-rival
Kurt Angle to take on Carlito and Chris Masters. Masters and Carlito were also at odds, however, after Carlito turned on
Masters the night before in the Elimination Chamber. Carlito vowed that Masters could trust him, but The Masterpiece was
weary. With all of the tension in the ring, this one was bound to explode like a powder keg, and it didn’t disappoint.
Angle and Michaels started out working well as a team, but all good things must come to an end. Angle fell to the outside
after missing a charge on Masters and then Carlito knocked Michaels off the apron as well. Angle yelled at HBK for not
backing him up, and things went south from there. Angle was able to tag Michaels in, but it wasn’t long before the
Showstopper was in need of a tag. On two occasions, HBK got to the corner, but Angle was nowhere to be found. Michaels
couldn’t take it any longer and brought him into the ring and gave his own partner Sweet Chin Music. After that, Angle was
ripe for the pickings, and Masters hooked him in the Master Lock. Angle refused to give up, but he was out on his feet and
the ref had to call for the bell giving Carlito and The Masterpiece a huge win. Following the match, Mr. McMahon saw HBK
in the back and said that was the Shawn Michaels he wants. The Shawn Michaels that turns his back on his partners and
stabs them in the back. He also said that Michaels would be facing Angle next week on RAW in a rubber match of their
classic rivalry.
With the Royal Rumble just a few weeks away, there were also three Royal Rumble Qualifying Matches. Chavo Guerrero was
able to keep his hot streak going with a big win over Rob Conway. Thanks to some help from his mama, Shelton Benjamin was
able to defeat Val Venis. Shelton’s mama stabbed Venis in the rear with a hair pin, allowing Benjamin to hit his T-Bone
for the win.
Kane made short work of Snitsky. Kane said that this was just the start of his path of destruction leading to WrestleMania 22.
Things continued to evolve in the Trish Stratus and Mickie James “relationship” as well. Trish Stratus was defending her
Women’s Championship against Ashley, but Mickie James came to the ring as well. After Trish was announced to the crowd,
Mickie grabbed the microphone and demanded that they start the introduction over, because the crowd didn’t give her idol
the ovation she deserved. Trish just looked on in bewilderment at what was going on. Early on in the match, Ashley was
able to capitalize on a Trish miscue and went for the pin. Mickie inexplicably jumped in the ring and started attacking
Ashley causing a DQ. Trish pulled Mickie off, telling her to stop. Mickie had cost Trish a win. Following the match, Trish
caught up to Ashley backstage on WWE.com Unlimited, but Ashley didn’t want to talk about what happened. She told Trish
that Mickie was a psycho and that who Trish hangs out with is a reflection on herself.
Todd Grisham also caught up to Triple H who said that he would win the Royal Rumble and go on to win the WWE Championship
at WrestleMania. He said the King of Kings would be back on his throne.
MATCHES:
Carlito & Chris Masters defeated Shawn Michaels & Kurt Angle
Kane defeated Snitsky in a Royal Rumble Qualifier
Shelton Benjamin with his Mama defeated Val Venis in a Royal Rumble qualifier
Chavo Guerrero defeated Rob Conway in a Royal Rumble qualifier
Ashley defeated Woman's Champion Trish Stratus via a disqualification
RAW
# 660
1-16-06 LIVE
R B C Center
Raleigh, North Carolina
It looked like magic might happen for the 17th time – that lightning might strike in Flair Country. A badly bloodied
“Nature Boy” stood perched on a ladder, reaching toward the WWE Championship and another historic career highlight. Ric
Flair was about to become a 17-time world champion in his very first Tables, Ladders & Chairs Match (or any type of
Ladder Match, for that matter). But it was not to be. Lita grabbed hold of Flair’s leg, then caused enough of a delay for
Edge to shake off a frightening push off a ladder and through a table to the outside. As Flair tried again to reach new
heights, Edge climbed the other side of the ladder. The two met 25 feet in the air, where one final punch KO’d Flair and
sent him sailing to the mat far below. With that, Edge grabbed the WWE Championship and successfully retained for the
first-ever time. This match lived up to all we’ve come to expect from the initials T.L.C. Both men absorbed an unthinkable
amount of punishment from chair shots to crushing ladder blows. In one heart-stopping moment, Edge hit a splash from the
top of a 25-foot ladder, blasting Flair through a table on the outside. Flair’s daughter, who was watching from ringside,
screamed upon impact then begged her father to show some signs of life. Ric Flair would show the resiliency that made him
a legendary world champion, leaving his blood all over tables and ringside debris and fighting his way back from the
brink. Eventually, he tipped a ladder over with Edge perched atop it, sending Edge crashing through a table and into the
concrete floor. That gave Flair the opening he needed to climb his way to glory, but Lita would put a stop to history in
the making.
In another huge RAW match, new World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle battled Shawn Michaels for an epic, fourth time. And
to raise the stakes, Mr. McMahon put HBK’s job on the line in this non-title match. The series going in was tied at 1-1-1.
Ultimately, Shawn Michaels found himself desperately trapped in a grapevined ankle lock. The Olympic gold medalist was
sure he had the match won. But inexplicably, Daivari entered the ring with a chair, looking for payback on Michaels. The
distraction demanded the attention of the referee and forced Angle to break the hold and figure out what was happening. As
Angle tried to pull the chair from Daivari, it accidentally was thrust by Daivari up into Angle’s throat, stunning him.
“The Showstopper” seized the moment and rolled up Angle for a sudden win. A furious Angle began to scream at Daivari, who
responded with a slap to Kurt’s face. Angle couldn’t believe the gall of Daivari, then dumped him over the top rope with
an Angle Slam. Before the match, which actually began on WWE.com Unlimited, both world champions had words in the ring.
Angle also explained the circumstances surrounding his participation in the SmackDown Battle Royal, saying his RAW
contract expired on Jan. 1, and he saw a great opportunity to be champion and signed with SmackDown. His move proved to be
a wise one.
John Cena took the Master Lock Challenge. Masters showed his power and strength and nearly caused Cena to pass out, but
the former WWE Champion fought back. With Cena gaining momentum, Edge appeared and smashed Cena in the face with the WWE
Championship belt, ending the challenge the hard way.
In addition, Triple H attacked Big Show during his match against Shelton Benjamin, handing Benjamin a count-out win.
Also, Mickie snapped on her tag partner Ashley, costing her team their match against Victoria, Torrie Wilson & Candice Michelle.
Kane shut up Carlito by shoving an apple down his throat.
MATCHES:
Shawn Michaels defeated World Heavyweight Champion Kurt Angle
via a non title match
Master Lock Challenge with John Cena interrupted by WWE Champion Edge
Victoria, Torrie & Candice defeated Trish, Mickie & Ashley
Shelton Benjamin defeated Big Show
via a count out
WWE Champion Edge defeated Ric Flair
in a Tables, Ladders & Chairs match
RAW
# 661
1-23-06 LIVE
Charlotte Bobcats Arena
Charlotte, North Carolina
Ever since Edge cashed in his Money in the Bank title shot and defeated John Cena at New Year’s Revolution, the former
Champ has been itching to get his hands on the Rated R Superstar. Cena will get his chance at the Royal Rumble in a
rematch for the WWE Championship, but he was able to get a small taste on RAW, just six days before the Rumble. It was a
Pick Your Partner Tag Team Match. Edge tried all night to get a partner, but was not having much success. Despite Lita
using all of her assets, she was unable to convince Big Show to join Edge’s side. Triple H also turned down Edge, citing
that he’s no longer taking charity cases, and is only focused on winning the WWE Championship. With Edge almost out of
options, “The Masterpiece” Chris Masters stepped up to the plate. But no one could trump Cena’s choice as a partner. No
one even knew he had been cleared for competition. But with RAW emanating from right in the middle of Flair Country, in
Charlotte, N.C., the Nature Boy laced up the boots once again and was ready to exact revenge on Edge from their Tables,
Ladders and Chairs Match the week prior. Cena started the match, but the raucous Charlotte crowd demanded Flair get in the
ring. When the Nature Boy stepped through the ropes, the roof almost exploded, and Flair went to town with chop after chop
on The Masterpiece. Masters and Edge were able to catch Flair off guard, though, and cut the ring in half. The duo focused
on Flair’s vulnerable back, and he seemed ripe for the pickings. But, with the crowd cheering him on, Flair was able to
muster up enough strength to make the desperation tag to Cena. The former Champ cleaned house and hoisted Edge up for an
FU. Lita hopped up on the apron, however, and grabbed Edge and pulled him outside the ring. With Cena focused on Edge,
Masters was able to grab Cena and try to get him in the Master Lock. Flair joined the fracas, though, and took out
Masters’ leg. With Edge and Lita retreating up the ramp, Cena hoisted Masters up for an FU and then made him tap to the STFU.
Earlier in the evening, Shelton Benjamin took on Shawn Michaels. This one promised to be an instant classic as it was, but
before the match could begin, Mr. McMahon came out and declared that if HBK were to lose, he would also lose his spot in
the Royal Rumble. These two are arguably the two best pure athletes on RAW, and they didn’t disappoint. This one was going
back and forth, and it looked like it might end similarly to how things ended in their clash from last year’s Gold Rush
Tournament. In that one, Shelton went for a move off the ropes, only to be caught in mid-air by Sweet Chin Music. Benjamin
took to the air once again on RAW, but this time he saw the superkick coming. Later on in the match, HBK was tuning up the
band once again, but Shelton’s momma got on the apron and distracted him. Benjamin then rolled up HBK, but the ref was
still admonishing Shelton’s momma. HBK reversed the roll-up and pulled on the tights for the big victory. The Showstopper
had saved his spot in the Royal Rumble. Mr. McMahon caught up with HBK backstage after the match. He said that Lady Luck
was on his side. He also said that he wants to turn back the clock to the days of sex, drugs and rock n’ roll and asked
Shawn to join him. HBK turned him down, however, and Mr. McMahon said that his luck would run out at the Royal Rumble.
Last week on RAW, Carlito said that no one would be able to eliminate him from the Royal Rumble. Kane didn’t like what he
heard and came out and tossed him out of the ring after shoving an apple in his mouth. The two squared off on RAW to
settle their differences. Carlito was able to sustain some offense, but he couldn’t keep the Big Red Monster down. He
became so frustrated that he grabbed a chair and walloped Kane in the head. Carlito seemed pleased with his handiwork, but
then Kane sat up as if it hadn’t fazed him, which sent Carlito into a full retreat.
Women’s Champion Trish Stratus teamed up with Ashley to take on Victoria and Candice. When Mickie James found out about
the match, she confronted her idol, Stratus, and wondered why she was tagging with Ashley instead of herself. Mickie was
broken up about it, but said she’d have to learn to accept what Trish wanted to do. Trish and Ashley worked well as a
team, and Ashley was able to land a flying bodypress on Victoria for the pin. Following the pinfall, Mickie James stormed
the ring and attacked Ashley. Trish and the ref tried to separate them, but Mickie went right back at Ashley and leveled
her with a kick. Mickie finally left, but the damage had been done. It was later announced that Mickie will face her new
nemesis Ashley at the Royal Rumble and Trish would be the special referee.
The Coach, who participated in last year’s Royal Rumble and lasted an amazing 27 minutes, took on Jerry “The King” Lawler
to see who would get the final RAW spot in the Royal Rumble. Lawler looked to have things well in hand, but then five male
cheerleaders called the Spirit Squad broke onto the scene. They began running and flying around the ring, cheering for
Coach. Lawler was distracted by the unannounced visitors, and Coach was able to roll him up and use the ropes for the pin.
Thanks to the Spirit Squad, Coach will be representing RAW in the Royal Rumble once again.
Lance Cade, Rob Conway and Gregory Helms had all previously lost Royal Rumble qualifiers, but had a chance at redemption
in an Over the Top Rope Second Chance Sweepstakes. If any of them could throw Big Show over the top rope, they would
qualify for the Royal Rumble. Big Show was too much for any of them to overcome, though, and none of them could cash in on
the golden opportunity.
MATCHES:
Jonathan Coachman defeated Jerry "The King" Lawler
in a Royal Rumble Qualifier match
John Cena & Ric Flair defeated WWE Champion Edge & Chris Masters
Shawn Michaels defeated Shelton Benjamin
Women's Champion Trish Stratus & Ashley defeated Victoria & Candice Michelle
The Big Show defeated Lance Cade, Rob Conway and Gregory Helms
in a Over the Top Rope Second Chance Sweepstakes match
Kane defeated Carlito
via a disqualification
RAW
# 662
1-30-06 LIVE
T.D. Waterhouse Center
Orlando, Florida
At the Royal Rumble, Edge went from Money in the Bank to bankrupt when John Cena regained the WWE Championship. As Monday
Night RAW came on the air from Orlando, Florida, the Rated R Superstar said that the loss was a fluke and announced that
he would be invoking his rematch clause on RAW. In the main event, the current and former champion slugged it out once
again. At one point, Cena sent Edge flying off the top rope into the announce table, but the challenger came back and sent
Cena outside the ring thanks to a spear. Edge tried everything to put The Champ away, but Cena kicked out of everything
Edge threw at him. After Cena came back and hit the Five Knuckle Shuffle, Edge slithered out of an F-U attempt and sent
Cena crashing into referee Mickie Hensen. With the referee down, Edge hit Cena with a low blow and another spear, but
there was no one to count the pinfall. Lita then went and grabbed the WWE Championship, but as she and Edge conspired,
Cena recovered and hoisted Edge up for the F-U again. Lita ran in, nailing her own man with the championship as he lay
perched on Cena’s shoulders. A revived Hensen saw this and called for the bell, and what looked like a mistake turned out
to be a blessing as Edge was awarded the victory by disqualification thanks to Lita’s actions. However, while he won the
match, the WWE Championship does not change hands on a disqualification, leaving the Rated R Superstar without the gold.
Earlier in the night, Triple H told Maria that Rey Mysterio’s victory in the Royal Rumble Match must have been an act of
God, as even Rey’s friend Eddie Guerrero couldn’t have helped him overcome The Game and win the Rumble. The Game said he
was upset that his guaranteed shot at WrestleMania was gone, and he couldn’t take it out on God, Eddie Guerrero or even
Mysterio. Instead he promised to do the “next best thing” and take out his frustrations on Chavo Guerrero. Early in the
bout, Chavo kept Triple H off guard by using his speed and working on the arm of The Game. However, Triple H was able to
backdrop Chavo over the top rope to take the advantage, and proceeded to work on Chavo’s back and neck. Chavo managed to
make a comeback, channeling Eddie’s spirit by hitting the Three Amigos. He went for the Frog Splash, but The Game moved
away and Chavo hit the mat hard. The Game then nailed the Pedigree, and that was enough to pin Chavo for the victory.
The budding hatred between Shawn Michaels and Mr. McMahon continued as well. As the night began, Mr. McMahon said he
guaranteed HBK’s luck would run out in the Royal Rumble, and he may have abused his power a little bit. HBK interrupted
the Chairman, who reminded him that an interruption was how their whole situation began in the first place. HBK told Mr.
McMahon that he wouldn’t quit, hit Mr. McMahon or go back to the HBK of old, because any of those actions would adversely
affect him. Mr. McMahon agreed, and surmised that HBK was screwed more than Bret Hart ever was, but wouldn’t fire HBK
because he didn’t think it would be good for business. HBK then tried to appeal to Mr. McMahon’s business sense, and
challenged him to settle their differences in the ring. The Chairman was enraged by the challenge, but HBK egged him on by
asking if his grapefruits had shriveled up. An indignant Mr. McMahon, now even madder, said he was afraid of no one, and
would only get in the ring on his own terms. He then dared HBK to commit career suicide and hit him, and as HBK pondered
the thought, Shane McMahon attacked him from behind with a chair. Father and son then gloated as their plan came to
fruition and HBK lay on the mat in pain.
Tensions also continued between Chris Masters and Carlito on RAW. Before their match with Kane & Big Show for the World
Tag Team Championship, Carlito apologized to Masters for double-crossing him in both the Elimination Chamber and the Royal
Rumble. He told The Masterpiece that RAW was different, as they had a chance to become champions, and he had no reason to
double-cross him a third time. Carlito asked Masters if they were cool; Masters responded by slapping Carlito, but then
said they were cool. When the match began, Carlito & Masters showed good teamwork, as the challengers proceeded to work on
Kane’s left arm and shoulder. Masters applied the Master Lock on Kane, but Kane managed to turn him in the direction of
Big Show, who clobbered The Masterpiece with a right hand and forced him to drop the hold. Show then tagged in and cleaned
house, but Carlito pulled down the ropes to send Show crashing to the floor. Masters managed to get the Master Lock on
Kane once again, but dropped it to attack Show when he returned to the ring. Kane then blocked a third attempt at the
Master Lock, and with Carlito down on the outside, the champions hit a double chokeslam on Masters to pick up the victory.
After the match, Carlito was unhappy with the referee’s decision and got physical about it. Rob Van Dam came out to run
Carlito off. RVD had defeated Snitsky earlier in the night in his first RAW match in nearly two years, and it was no
secret that Carlito was in his sights as well. After running Carlito off, Maria caught up with Van Dam backstage. RVD
recounted Carlito’s attack on him back in June, and said that he would take Carlito out because he was no stepping stone.
In a happier moment, Mickie James prepared a celebration for Trish Stratus on RAW. Mickie brought out the Spirit Squad to
give Trish a cheer, and set up a cascade of balloons and confetti for her idol. As Trish tried to set the record straight,
Ashley came out and told Mickie that Trish thought she was a psycho. A clearly hurt Mickie asked Trish if this was true,
but before Trish could respond, Mickie got mad and left the ring. However, she would run back in and spear Ashley,
triggering a catfight. Ashley ended up on top, but when Trish went to pull her off, Mickie seized the opportunity and
nailed Ashley with a Mick Kick. Mickie then told Trish that she knew the Women’s Champion cared for her, and left ringside
beaming as Trish tended to the fallen Ashley.
Also, after defeating Goldust, Shelton Benjamin ran into Ric Flair backstage. Benjamin told Flair that his confidence had
returned, and it was only a matter of time before he came to get his Intercontinental Championship back.
MATCHES:
Edge defeated WWE Champion John Cena via a disqualification
World Tag Team Champions The Big Show & Kane defeated Carlito Cool & Chris Masters
Triple H defeated Chavo Guerrero
Rob Van Dam defeated Gene Snitsky
Shelton Benjamin defeated Goldust
RAW
# 663
2-6-06 LIVE
Philips Arena
Atlanta, Georgia
John Cena will have a “hardcore” referee when he defends the WWE Championship against Edge on a special Thursday Night RAW
next week. On RAW, Mr. McMahon ordered a mixed tag-team match pitting John Cena & Maria against Edge & Lita. On the line
was the right to pick the special guest referee in the WWE Championship Match scheduled for the next edition of RAW. The
Champ came out strong, but Edge forced a tag from Cena to Maria. Immediately afterward, he connected with an Impaler DDT
that sent Cena sprawling to the outside. With Cena momentarily out of commission, the former Women’s Champion had her way
with Maria — choking her out while Edge mocked the torment. But Lita got a little too cocky, attempting and missing her
version of Edge’s signature spear. By that time, Cena had recovered and came to Maria’s rescue. Lita tried to stop the
momentum with a Litacanrana, but she inadvertently connected on her partner by accident. In the chaos that followed, Edge
mistakenly returned the favor by missing his intended target for a spear and instead driving Lita into the canvas. Seeing
what had transpired, an opportunistic Maria pounced on a dazed Lita and picked up the three-count. Edge and Lita were
shocked, while Cena looked ready to lay a second kiss on Maria after she grabbed The Champ a big RAW victory with a
crucial stipulation attached. Cena wasted little time, naming none other than Hardcore Legend Mick Foley the special
referee for a special Thursday Night RAW WWE Championship Match next week.
Meanwhile, the Road to WrestleMania officially began on RAW. In the first match of Round 1, the Big Red Monster battled
“The Masterpiece.” After some early power offense by Kane, the key to the match became Chris Masters’ Master Lock
finisher. On Masters’ first two attempts to lock in the submission hold, Kane escaped before Masters could lock his
fingers together. On the third attempt, it looked like Kane had the answer again, dropping down and slipping out of
Masters grasp. But Masters seized the opportunity, dropping down on top of Kane’s shoulders and pinning him to the mat.
With the leverage of a handful of ropes, Masters picked up a shocking three-count to advance.
In the semifinals, it’ll be Masters against Rob Van Dam, who bested Carlito in another first-round match. RVD finally got
his chance at revenge against the man who aggravated his knee injury back in June. And despite the lengthy layoff, RVD
went immediately back to his risk-taking, high-flying ways. “The Whole Dam Show” started things off with a corkscrew leg
drop off the ring apron to Carlito on the outside. Later, RVD hit consecutive rolling thunders, but his split-legged
moonsault attempt went straight into Carlito’s elevated knees. Carlito then busted out some aerial moves of his own,
hitting a summersault senton off the ropes. He followed that with a backcracker and seemed to be in solid control. But
Carlito got too brash in grabbing a steel chair from the outside, which the referee attempted to pull from his grasp. It
was just the opening RVD was looking for, and he immediately connected with a Van Daminator. That led to a Five-Star Frog
Splash and the win, as RVD took a big step toward his first world championship.
On the other side of the brackets, Triple H battled longtime friend and rival Ric Flair. It seemed that “The Nature Boy”
might pull out a huge victory when he successfully cinched in the figure-four leg lock, but a pained Triple H barely made
it to the ropes to force a break. Later, “The Dirtiest Player in the Game” managed an undetected low blow, but when he
went for a back body drop, the Cerebral Assassin quickly reversed into a Pedigree. Just like that, Triple H ended the
match and the “King of Kings” marched closer to returning to his throne.
In the semifinals, he’ll face Big Show, who had a surprise Tournament opponent on RAW. When Shawn Michaels took to the
ring for his scheduled match against Big Show, Mr. McMahon instead put a halt to things. McMahon declared that HBK was
being replaced because he’s being forced into retirement. According to Mr. McMahon, Thursday Night RAW will featured the
mandatory “Shawn Michaels Retirement Party.” In the substitute match that followed, Shelton Benjamin suffered two crushing
blows. He lost to Big Show via a chokeslam, and his momma left the arena on a stretcher attended to by physicians after
collapsing. The episode seemed to occur after Big Show yelled at Shelton’s momma for involving herself in the match, and
as momma received medical attention, Big Show looked on concerned at the role he may have inadvertently played in her
failing health.
In addition, Mickie James looked furious after her loss to Ashley on RAW. But she wasn’t upset because of the in-ring
result; she couldn’t believe that special ref Trish left the arena with a dinner date named Jack.
Also, the Candice commercial that ABC refused to air during the Super Bowl was shown as a part of the RAW broadcast.
Remember, next week’s RAW will air a week from Thursday at 9/8 CT on the USA Network.
MATCHES:
Ashley defeated Mickie James
with special referee Trish Stratus
Big Show defeated Shelton Benjamin
in a Road to WrestleMania Tournament Match
Triple H defeated Ric Flair
in a Road to WrestleMania Tournament Match
Rob Van Dam defeated Carlito
in a Road to WrestleMania Tournament Match
Chris Masters defeated Kane Road
in a Road to WrestleMania Tournament Match
John Cena & Maria defeated Edge & Lita
in a mixed tagteam match
RAW
# 664
2-16-06 Taped 2-13-06
Greensboro Coliseum Complex
Greensboro, North Carolina
Edge warned special guest referee Mick Foley that he better not screw him out of the WWE Championship. By the end of the
night, though, Edge lost to WWE Champion John Cena and made Foley pay. Two weeks ago, Edge received a return match for
John Cena’s WWE Championship. Lita ended up blasting him in the head with the WWE Championship, causing the Rated R
Superstar to win by disqualification. Because of the win, Edge was granted yet another return match. After winning the
right to choose the special guest referee, The Champ, chose the Hardcore Legend – Mick Foley. Foley promised Edge that he
would call the match right down the middle, but Edge wasn’t convinced. Nonetheless, the former WWE Champion had to
concentrate on winning back his most prized possession. During the match, Lita tried to give her man the advantage. With
Foley’s back turned, she tried to remove the covering from one of the turnbuckles. Foley turned around just in time to
catch her, though, and sent her to the back. Lita vehemently protested, but she eventually left ringside. Despite not
having his girl at ringside, Edge was able to get the advantage and went for a pin. Foley was out of position, however,
and Edge only got a two count. The Rated R Superstar was furious, but was able to go for another cover. He put his legs on
the top rope for added leverage, but Foley caught him and broke up the pin attempt. Edge became enraged with Foley and
shoved the hardcore referee. Foley kept his cool, and didn’t disqualify him, but he shoved him back. Meanwhile, Cena got a
second wind and went for an FU. Edge countered into a DDT. He tried to follow it up with a spear, but The Champ moved out
of the way, and Edge took down Foley instead. With Foley down, Lita came back to ringside and gave Edge the WWE
Championship. The Rated R Superstar leveled Cena with the belt and went for the cover. Foley was still down from the spear
and was slow to make the count. This added time allowed Cena to kick out, sending Edge into another fit of rage. Edge
regrouped and went to the top rope and for a flying bodypress. Cena caught the soaring Edge in mid-air, and in an amazing
display of power, hoisted him up on his shoulders for one of the most impressive FUs the leader of the Chain Gang has ever
delivered. After that, the pin was academic, and John Cena retained his WWE Championship. Following the match, Edge
confronted Foley about his officiating. Lita snuck up behind the special guest referee and delivered a harsh low blow. Out
for revenge, Edge followed that up with a spear for good measure and stood over the fallen Hardcore Legend.
RAW also featured the semifinals of the Road to WrestleMania Tournament. In one of the semifinal matchups, Big Show took
on his nemesis Triple H. The two went back and forth, leaving everything they had in the ring, realizing how much was at
stake. Triple H hit the Pedigree and Big Show hit the chokeslam, but neither Superstar could score a pinfall. The
intensity in this match was unparalleled, and before long, the action spilled to the outside. The Game and Big Show lost
track of the referees count, and continued to pound on each other’s bodies resulting in a double count-out. Big Show took
out his frustrations on the King of Kings by tackling him through the ringside barrier on the outside, leaving the crowd
in amazement. Only the largest athlete in the world could accomplish such a feat. It looked as though both Superstars
would be eliminated from the tournament, but Mr. McMahon rewarded their aggression by moving both of them to finals.
In the other semifinal match, Rob Van Dam faced “The Masterpiece” Chris Masters. Masters was on a quest to become the
youngest WWE Champion in history, but RVD wanted to shatter those dreams and go on to main event WrestleMania. Masters
tried to use his power to overcome Mr. Monday Night, but RVD used his educated feet to set up The Masterpiece for the Five
Star Frogsplash and the win. Rob Van Dam advanced to the finals and will face Triple H and Big Show in a Triple Threat
Match to see who will go on to challenge for the WWE Championship at WrestleMania 22.
Shelton’s momma was feeling a little better this week. Last week she collapsed during Shelton’s match against Big Show and
was rushed to the hospital. She informed Mr. McMahon that she has a heart condition and doesn’t know how much longer she
has to live. Before she meets her maker, though, she told Mr. McMahon that she wants to see her son reclaim
Intercontinental Championship glory. The WWE Chairman said that if Shelton could defeat Eugene, then he would become the
No. 1 contender for Ric Flair’s Intercontinental Championship. Eugene offered Shelton’s momma some Valentine’s Day
chocolates before the match, but Shelton was not impressed. Benjamin made short work of Eugene and quickly became the new
No. 1 contender to set up a match against Ric Flair.
Trish Stratus’ date from last week, Jack, was on RAW again and went to surprise the Women’s Champion in her locker room
with flowers. When he stepped inside, though, Mickie James was there wearing a blond wig, trying to look like Trish.
Mickie came on to Jack and even untied her shirt. But then, all of a sudden, Mickie began screaming. Jack put his arms on
her shoulders trying to calm her down, but she just screamed even louder. A security guard rushed in and saw the scene,
which to the untrained eye, looked like Jack was attacking Mickie. Security escorted Jack out of the building, and moments
later Trish arrived. Mickie told Trish that Jack attacked her, and the security guard backed up her story. Trish consoled
Mickie with a warm embrace. Mickie had duped her idol.
Ashley was also in action on RAW, taking on Torrie Wilson. Ashley was able to score a roll up from out of nowhere for the
win. Torrie was dejected, but Candice said it didn’t matter because on March 10, she would be gracing the cover of
Playboy. Torrie was not impressed with Candice’s happiness following a loss.
MATCHES:
WWE Champion John Cena defeated Edge
Big Show vs. Triple H
via a double count out
Rob Van Dam defeated Chris Masters
Shelton Benjamin defeated Eugene
Ashley defeated Torrie Wilson
RAW
# 665
2-20-06 LIVE
Sovereign Bank Arena
Trenton, New Jersey
The “King of Kings” moved one step closer to regaining his throne on RAW, defeating Rob Van Dam and Big Show in the Triple
Threat finals of the Road to WrestleMania Tournament. With the crowd on its collective feet, RVD launched off the top
turnbuckle, twisted his body in mid-air and hit Big Show from halfway across the ring with a Five-Star Frog Splash from a
seemingly impossible angle. Van Dam made the cover, but the Cerebral Assassin grabbed hold of the referee and refused to
allow a count. By the time the referee broke free, Big Show had recovered enough to kick out. As RVD rose, Triple H
pounced and delivered a Pedigree. With Big Show still fighting off the effects of the frog splash, the referee counted
three and declared The Game the winner. Triple H celebrated by counting off his 10 world championship reigns, then
signaling for an 11th coming at WrestleMania. But current WWE Champion John Cena took exception to the display and made
his way into the ring — just to remind Triple H where the gold currently resides.
Meanwhile, the Rated-R Superstar blamed one man for the WWE Championship being around John Cena’s waist instead of his:
Mick Foley. Edge first speared his way to victory against “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan — another thorn in his side — before
issuing a WrestleMania challenge to the Hardcore Legend. Edge gave Foley one week to respond.
In other huge news from RAW, Shelton Benjamin became a two-time Intercontinental Champion by defeating Ric Flair. With
Flair in control, Shelton's momma appeared to have a seizure outside the ring. While the referee attended to her and
called for help, Shelton twice smashed Flair with momma's oxygen tank. After a T-bone suplex, Benjamin was the new
Intercontinental Champion.
Mr. McMahon thought the time was right for the Spirit’s Squad’s in-ring debut, so he placed four out of five in a Handicap
Match against Shawn Michaels. After HBK hit “Sweet Chin Music” during the match, he was swarmed by green and white,
leading to the disqualification. The Spirit Squad continued its attack until none other than Marty Jannetty came to his
former tag-team partner’s aid. Mr. McMahon responded by offering Jannetty a full-time WWE contract next week … if he’ll
join the prestigious “Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club.”
Candice won a No. 1 Contender’s Diva Battle Royal and will face Women’s Champion Trish Stratus next week.
Carlito announced that he has a big idea for this year’s WrestleMania that’s “money in the bank.”
Kane took some revenge by defeating Chris Masters, but “The Masterpiece” brought down Kane after the match with The Master Lock.
It was also announced that the second inductee into the 2006 WWE Hall of Fame class would be the late Eddie Guerrero.
Bret “Hit Man” Hart was the first inductee announced for the ceremony in Chicago on April 1.
MATCHES:
Triple H. defeated Rob Van Dam and The Big Show
via a Triple Threat Road to WrestleMania Final Match
Edge defeated "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan
Kane defeated Chris Masters
Candice Michelle wins No. 1 Contender via a Diva Battle Royal
Shawn Michaels defeated the Spirit Squad
in a Handicap Match via a disqualification
Shelton Benjamin defeated Ric Flair
to become new Intercontinental Champion
Carlito Cool defeated Nick Burke
RAW
# 666
2-27-06 LIVE
M.C.I. Center
Washington, D.C.
A former member of the Rockers puckered up and join the “Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club” on Monday night, but it wasn’t
Marty Jannetty, as planned. Instead, an intervening Shawn Michaels was K.O.’d with a steel chair by Shane McMahon, who
then forced HBK’s face into the “magnificent” rear end of the WWE Chairman. Michaels was coming to the aid of his former
tag-team partner, who after turning down his invitation to join the “Kiss My Ass Club” was cinched in Chris Masters’
Master Lock and then forced toward McMahon’s derrière. After hitting “Sweet Chin Music” on Masters, Shane came from
nowhere to level “The Showstopper.” What happened after that was difficult to watch … and it had huge implications for
upcoming WWE spectaculars: Shane grabbed hold of Michaels’ face and pushed it lips-first into Mr. McMahon’s rump. Mr.
McMahon then declared that it’ll be Shane McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels in a Street Fight at Saturday Night’s Main Event on
March 18. Then at WrestleMania 22, it’ll be Mr. McMahon himself taking “the Icon” Michaels.
Before that shocking news, Mr. McMahon surprised WWE Champion John Cena and challenger Triple H with another big
announcement: At Saturday Night’s Main Event, the RAW main-eventers for WrestleMania will battle the SmackDown
main-eventers for WrestleMania in a Handicap Tag Team Match. That means at Saturday Night’s Main Event, “The Game” and
“The Champ” will have to find a way to co-exist and take on the unlikely combination of the World Heavyweight Champion
(Kurt Angle or Undertaker), Rey Mysterio and Randy Orton. After April 2, one Superstar will have the right to challenge
the world champion at any time during a 12-month span. That Superstar will be whomever wins the second-ever “Money in the
Bank” Ladder Match at WrestleMania 22.
Just last week, many were questioning if Ric Flair would ever get back in the championship picture after losing the
Intercontinental Championship to Shelton Benjamin. But what a difference a week makes. At the age of 57, Flair defeated
Carlito (with some leverage from the ring ropes) to qualify for the “Money in the Bank” Ladder Match. It was an ironic
turn of events for Carlito, who personally negotiated the terms of bringing back the “Money in the Bank” Ladder Match at
this year’s WrestleMania. For Carlito, losing his qualifying match to “The Nature Boy” was definitely “not cool.”
In RAW’s other two “Money in the Bank” qualifiers, Rob Van Dam skied to victory over Trevor Murdoch and Shelton Benjamin
defeated Chavo Guerrero after a sudden RKO from SmackDown’s Randy Orton.
In other news potentially with WrestleMania implications, Mick Foley first rejected Edge’s request for a “wrestling match”
on April 2, and instead challenged Edge to a Hardcore Match on the biggest stage of them all. To drive home his point,
Foley chased Edge and Lita from the ring with a barbed-wire baseball bat.
World Tag Team Champions Kane & Big Show dropped the team of Viscera & Val Venis with a double chokeslam to
Big Vis.
Women’s Champion Trish Stratus beat Candice Michelle. After the match, the Playboy cover girl blamed her loss on Torrie —
slapping her across the face on WWE.com Unlimited. Meanwhile, an over-exuberant Mickie James again got a little too close
for Trish’s comfort, causing Trish to make for the exit.
It was also learned on RAW that “Mean” Gene Okerlund is the third member of the 2006 WWE Hall of Fame induction class.
He’ll be inducted by none other than the “Immortal” Hulk Hogan, and you can watch the festivities on USA Network on
Sat., April 1, at 11 p.m. eastern time.
MATCHES:
World Tag Team Champions Big Show & Kane defeated Val Venis & Viscera
Rob Van Dam defeated Trevor Murdoch
via a Money in the Bank Qualifier match
Women's Champion Trish Stratus defeated Candice
Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin defeated Chavo Guerrero
via a Money in the Bank Qualifier match
Ric Flair defeated Carlito
via a Money in the Bank Qualifier match
RAW
# 667
3-6-06 LIVE
Birmingham Jefferson Civic Center
Birmingham, Alabama
Never in Shawn Michaels’ worst nightmares could he imagine a Monday Night RAW like this: deceived and apparently drugged
by Stephanie and left at the mercy of Mr. and Shane McMahon. When it was all over, “The Showstopper” couldn’t stand under
his own power and suffered pinfall losses to Shane-O-Mac and the WWE Chairman. Both were ominous signs for HBK with
matches against the McMahons at both Saturday Night’s Main Event and WrestleMania 22 on the horizon. Adding insult to
injury, amid a mock award ceremony Mr. McMahon announced that Marty Jannetty would not receive a WWE contract and will
never again be in a WWE ring.
Meanwhile, both the WWE Champion and challenger Triple H won WrestleMania Rewind Matches on RAW. “The Game” dropped
WrestleMania XV opponent Kane with a Pedigree … and some help from Carlito and Chris Masters. Later, The Champ stunned
Triple H with an incredible and improbable show of strength – lifting WrestleMania XX opponent Big Show over his shoulders
and blasting him with a ring-shaking FU for the win. The Cerebral Assassin stood mere feet away with his trusty
sledgehammer, soaking in the enormity of the moment and making mental notes on his WrestleMania opponent.
In other important WrestleMania news, Edge speared Mick Foley, crushed his head with a “Conchairto” and accepted the
Hardcore Match on the grandest stage of them all. Edge’s girl Lita enjoyed an easy win over the less-experienced Maria.
And none other than SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long announced that the WrestleMania “Money in the Bank” Ladder
Match is now officially an interpromotional match. Ric Flair, Rob Van Dam and Shelton Benjamin will be joined by SmackDown
Superstars in the all-important match that allows the winner to “bank” a world championship match. Be sure to watch
SmackDown as that brand’s qualifiers begin this Friday. Two members of the “Money in the Bank” Ladder Match squared off on
RAW in an Intercontinental Championship rematch. Ric Flair came within an inch of re-capturing the Intercontinental
Championship on Monday night. But before Shelton could tap to the Figure Four Leglock, the referee disqualified Benjamin
for contact with the official. The referee’s ruling infuriated Flair and sent him into a rage. “The Nature Boy” grabbed
momma’s oxygen tank and returned the favor of multiple shot s to the abdominal region.
Not to be outdone by Mr. McMahon’s Muscle & Fitness cover story, Candice revealed her sizzling-hot Playboy cover… then she
and Victoria attacked Torrie over philosophical differences. Independently, Trish clashed emotionally with Mickie James,
asking for some time apart because of Mickie’s clingy behavior.
Monday Night RAW also presented news in regards to the 2006 WWE Hall of Fame induction ceremony. Stone Cold will induct
Bret “Hit Man” Hart; Hulk Hogan will induct “Mean” Gene Okerlund; and the threesome of Rey Mysterio, Chris Benoit and
Chavo Guerrero will induct the late, great Eddie Guerrero. The latest 2006 WWE Hall of Fame inductee to be announced was
“Sensational” Sherri Martel, who paved the way for many WWE Divas to follow.
MATCHES:
Mr. McMahon defeated Shawn Michaels
Ric Flair defeated Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin
via a disqualification
Lita defeated Maria
WWE Champion John Cena defeated Big Show
in a WrestleMania Rewind Match
Triple H defeated Kane
in a WrestleMania Rewind Match
Kenny of the Spirit Squad defeated Eugene
Shane McMahon defeated Shawn Michaels
RAW
# 668
3-13-06 LIVE
Ford Arena
Beaumont, Texas
It appears that we’ll have to wait until WrestleMania to see Triple H tangle with John Cena. After RAW’s huge six-man tag
team main event ended in a disqualification, The Champ beckoned “The Game” into the ring for a long-awaited showdown. But
before Triple H could engage the WWE Champion, SmackDown’s Randy Orton ran through the stands and into the ring for an RKO
to Cena. Orton left just as quickly as he arrived, and he left the Cerebral Assassin in a state of surprise. Ultimately,
Triple H enjoyed Cena’s suffering, but it seems “The Legend Killer” sent an early message with the RAW vs. SmackDown Match
at Saturday Night’s Main Event only days away. At Saturday Night’s Main Event, it’ll be RAW’s WrestleMania main event
(John Cena & Triple H) facing SmackDown’s WrestleMania main event (Kurt Angle, Randy Orton & Rey Mysterio). But can bitter
rivals on both sides co-exist long enough to win the prime-time match on NBC? Watch Saturday Night’s Main Event to find out.
In another match with Saturday Night’s Main Event implications, Shawn Michaels was left bloodied and defeated despite a
heroic effort. The four-on-one Texas Tornado Steel Cage Match pitting HBK against the Spirit Squad was payback for “The
Showstopper’s” actions earlier on RAW. When Mr. McMahon tried to force Michaels into a public drug screening, HBK answered
back by splashing his own urine all over Mr. and Shane McMahon. The McMahons writhed in disgust and Michaels left smiling,
but HBK wouldn’t have the last laugh. A furious and grossed-out Mr. McMahon ordered Michaels into the Steel Cage Match
against overwhelming odds. Despite facing four members of the Spirit Squad, Michaels was actually poised for victory late
in the match. He tried to escape through the cage door, but Mitch of the Spirit Squad, who wasn’t in the match, slammed
the door from the outside. HBK saw it coming, though, and forced the door back in Mitch’s face. HBK then twisted and hit a
lightning-quick superkick on an oncoming Spirit Squad member. But with his back turned, none other than a vengeful Shane
McMahon slammed the cage door on the back of HBK’s head. Shawn collapsed, and Shane rolled a Squad member atop for the
cover. Afterward, Shane twice tossed Michaels face first into the steel mesh, busting him wide open. The Crowned Prince of
WWE then called for the cage to be raised so that he could deliver a jaw-dropping Van Terminator from across the ring.
At Saturday Night’s Main Event, it’ll be Trish & Mickie James facing Victoria & Candice. It was supposed to be Torrie by
Trish’s side, but Torrie was found unconscious with Candice’s Playboy issue left as a calling card.
In addition, Mr. McMahon revealed that he’ll bring back Jim Ross to announce Saturday Night’s Main Event just so he can
hear J.R. call Shane’s victory over Michaels.
Edge mocked Mick Foley with a series of movie-style trailers, then defeated Goldust with help from Lita. Edge
also announced that his talk show, “The Cutting Edge,” will return at Saturday Night’s Main Event with special guest Mick
Foley.
In a big Intercontinental Championship Match, a momma-less Shelton Benjamin narrowly defeated RVD with a rollup after “Mr.
Monday Night” made inadvertent contact with Ric Flair, who was at ringside scouting his RAW opponents for WrestleMania’s
“Money in the Bank” Ladder Match.
In other important news, Triple H & Cena made it official by signing their WrestleMania main event contract … before the
situation disintegrated when Kane & Big Show, as well as Carlito & Chris Masters, stormed the ring.
And Verne Gagne was announced as the latest member of the 2006 WWE Hall of Fame Class, to be inducted by his son, Greg. It
was also announced that “Million Dollar Man” Ted DiBiase would induct “Sensational” Sherri.
MATCHES:
John Cena, Kane & Big Show defeated Triple H, Carlito & Chris Masters
via a disqualification
Spirit Squad defeated Shawn Michaels
via a Texas Tornado Steel Cage match
Women's Champion Trish Stratus defeated Victoria
Edge defeated Goldust
Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin defeated Rob Van Dam
RAW
# 669
3-20-06 LIVE
Fed Ex Forum
Memphis, Tennessee
The McMahons began the night celebrating a big win over Shawn Michaels, and they thought they’d end the night with more
victory fanfare. There was only one problem: The Champ had seen enough. Despite being warned by Mr. McMahon that there
would be hell to pay if he got involved, WWE Champion John Cena intervened to even the odds as Shane McMahon & Triple H
double-teamed HBK in a McMahon-ordered Handicap Match. With Triple H poised to hit a Pedigree and Shane perched atop the
ropes, Cena stormed to ringside and attacked. What followed was a chaotic melee as McMahon’s massive security personnel
rushed into the ring. Somehow, Cena and Michaels cleaned house, hitting an FU and “Sweet Chin Music” in the process. From
afar, Mr. McMahon vowed to follow through on his earlier threat to Cena. He said that next week, it’ll be The Champ vs.
the WWE Chairman. Does Mr. McMahon have another grand plan to bring down Cena so close to his WrestleMania WWE Championship
Match against Triple H? RAW’s main event was originally scheduled to be Michaels & Cena vs. Triple H & Shane-O-Mac. But
soon after the bell, Mr. McMahon ordered Cena & HBK to be officially disqualified for the use of a clinched fist. Of
course, no such infraction was enforced against Shane, who used punch after punch, in the subsequent Handicap Match
ordered by his father.
Before any physical confrontation, the McMahons began RAW with a confetti and fireworks-rich celebration to commemorate
Shane’s controversial victory over HBK at Saturday Night’s Main Event. Mr. McMahon — in a speech reminiscent of the
Montreal Incident aftermath in 1997 — declared that Shawn Michaels screwed Shawn Michaels. And at WrestleMania, Mr.
McMahon vs. HBK would be a No Holds Barred Match. But while Mr. McMahon was welcoming a No Holds Barred WrestleMania match
against Michaels, Edge was trying to wiggle his way out of a Hardcore Match against Mick Foley on April 2. An impassioned
Foley explained that Edge had woken something inside him that lay dormant for too long. He then declared he was thirsty
for Edge blood and that: “You’ve brought back the Hardcore Legend … Cactus Jack!” Lita then emerged on Edge’s behalf and
tried to persuade Foley to consider a standard singles match instead. But Foley had his guard up the whole time, expecting
an Edge sneak-attack. When Edge realized his plan wouldn’t work, he dashed to the ring. But it wasn’t in time to prevent a
Mandible Claw to Lita. Edge looked on from outside the ring as Lita suffered, seemingly unwilling to tangle with Cactus
Jack before April 2.
Shelton Benjamin defended his Intercontinental Championship against Rob Van Dam
& Ric Flair in a Triple Threat Match. The match ended in highly unusual fashion, as Benjamin snatched a victory probably
seconds before Flair could win the championship with his signature submission hold. RVD missed a Five-Star Frog splash,
opening the door for Flair to cinch in the Figure Four Leglock. But with RVD writhing in pain, Shelton opportunistically
covered “The Nature Boy.” Flair’s legs were still locked up with RVD’s making a kickout impossible and paving the way for
Shelton’s big win.
At WrestleMania, Chris Masters & Carlito will challenge Big Show & Kane for the World Tag Team Championship. On RAW, all
four members were involved in singles matches that served as an early indication of what could happen on April 2. The
younger challengers hoped to make a statement, but Kane stopped Carlito with a chokeslam in the first match. Masters was
intent to prevent a similar outcome in the second encounter, so he abandoned the victory and blasted Big Show so hard with
a steel chair that it left a deep dent in the chair and sent the largest athlete in the world clear across the ring and
out through the ropes on the opposite side. Masters then continued his illegal assault, attempting to do as much damage as
possible — and send a message — before the crucial match at WrestleMania.
The psycho Mickie James shocked Trish Stratus and the Memphis crowd by revealing a “no hard feelings” present for Trish:
Ashley gagged and bound to a chair. Trish tried to battle through Mickie to help Ashley, and she bloodied Mickie’s nose in
the process. But as soon as Trish attempted to untie Ashley, Mickie attacked from behind and KO’d Trish with a fierce DDT.
Mickie declared, “Do you love me now, Trish?” before planting a bloody kiss square on her lips. It was a cringe-inducing
display from a disturbed RAW Diva.
Victoria defeated Torrie Wilson, while Torrie & Candice exchanged pillow swats before their Playboy Pillow Fight at
WrestleMania.
It was announced that the famed BlackJacks (Mulligan & Lanza) would be inducted into the 2006 WWE Hall of
Fame Class — and by their legendary manager Bobby Heenan. And the next huge Saturday Night’s Main Event will take place on
July 15 in Dallas.
MATCHES:
Triple H & Shane McMahon defeated John Cena & Shawn Michaels
via a disqualification
Victoria defeated Torrie Wilson
The Big Show defeated Chris Masters
via a disqualification
Kane defeated Carlito Carribean Cool
Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin defeated Rob Van Dam & Ric Flair
in a Triple Threat match
Shane McMahon & Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels
in a Handicap Match ended in a no contest
RAW
# 670
3-27-06 LIVE
Qwest Center
Omaha, Nebraska
Mr. McMahon said there would be “hell to pay” only six days away from WrestleMania, and he backed up his words with a
diabolical display on RAW. The WWE Chairman forced WWE Champion John Cena into a match based on last week’s events, but he
added an important caveat on Monday night: Triple H would be handcuffed to the ropes by his corner, while Shawn Michaels
would be handcuffed near Cena’s corner. Mr. McMahon impressed his RAW opponent with his massive physique, but Cena still
managed to get the upper hand in a test of strength. With things going Cena’s way, McMahon sacrificed the win in order to
damage Cena and get payback. McMahon kicked Cena with a low blow, which resulted in an immediate disqualification. McMahon
then unveiled a second set of keys and freed the Cerebral Assassin. Triple H leveled and bloodied Cena with a sledgehammer
while HBK looked on in helpless disgust. The Chairman and The Game then set their sights on “The Showstopper,” who
absorbed a sledgehammer shot and a steel chair blast from WrestleMania opponent Mr. McMahon. In an ominous sight, McMahon
and Triple H stood over their bloody WrestleMania opposition as RAW went off the air.
Earlier, McMahon twice involved himself in Michaels’ match against Triple H — ensuring that HBK wouldn’t get a win or any
momentum heading into the biggest pay-per-view of the year on April 2. Eventually McMahon’s distractions led to a Pedigree,
but Cena intervened before Triple H use his sledgehammer. The Champ and HBK wouldn’t be so fortunate later in the evening.
Mick Foley presented Edge with the gift of a baseball bat for use in their Hardcore Match this Sunday. But The Hardcore
Legend then uncovered a barbed-wire baseball bat of his and said he’ll literally carve up Edge in their dangerous grudge
match at WrestleMania.
RAW’s Money in the Bank Ladder Match participants brawled and the World Tag Team Champions again tangled with their young
WrestleMania challengers. Kane beat Carlito via disqualification, and Chris Masters abandoned an attempt at placing Big
Show in The Master Lock Challenge, instead attacking him from behind.
Mickie James seems psycho before. But on RAW she spoke from a shrine-like room dedicated to Trish — only all the eyes were
cut out of the magazine photos plastered on the walls. Mickie then ripped up a Trish photo and vowed to destroy the
Women’s Champion at WrestleMania. Still Trish shook off the scary sight and won a tag team match alongside Torrie Wilson
against Victoria & Candice.
Two more additions to the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2006 were announced: “Mr. USA” Tony Atlas will be inducted by S.D.
“Special Delivery” Jones, while William “Refrigerator” Perry will join Pete Rose in the celebrity wing of the Hall and
will be inducted by WWE Champion John Cena.
All the action on RAW set the stage for the most important event of the year: WrestleMania. Don’t miss the four-hour
sports-entertainment spectacular beginning at its special start time of 7/6 CT on pay-per-view.
MATCHES:
John Cena defeated Mr. McMahon
via a disqualification
Kane defeated Carlito Cool
via a disqualification
The Master Lock Challenge with Big Show never got underway
Trish Stratus & Torrie Wilson defeated Candice Michelle & Victoria
Triple H vs. Shawn Michaels
no official result determined
The Spirit Squad defeated Val Venis, Viscera & Eugene
RAW
# 671
4-3-06 LIVE
Allstate Arena
Chicago, Illinois
The Cerebral Assassin was at his finest on RAW. He persuaded Edge to carry the load in a Handicap Math against John Cena,
and then Triple H got The Champ to let down his guard long enough to absorb a Pedigree for the three-count. The
triumphant “King of Kings” served notice that the game definitely isn’t over — and that he won’t underestimate Cena ever
again. It was also a clear warning that The Game wasn’t about to step aside from the main event picture as Edge insisted
based on their results at WrestleMania. For the second consecutive night, WWE Champion John Cena was subjected to boos and
jeers from the Chicago crowd. In response, Cena told those in attendance that it’s not about winning a popularity contest;
it’s about rising to the occasion in the face of adversity and meeting each and every challenge head on. “The Champ is
still here,” he said.
It was a highly eventful post-WrestleMania edition of RAW where anything could — and did — happen. One of the most
dominant tag teams in the history of sports-entertainment fell to a couple of very young newcomers who are members of the
male-cheerleading Spirit Squad. Nineteen-year-old Kenny finished off Big Show with a soaring guillotine leg drop, and
Kenny along with tag partner Mikey celebrated like they never have before along with their green-and-white-clad brethren.
And the team that challenged for the World Tag Team Championship at WrestleMania self-destructed as Carlito delivered a
backcracker to Chris Masters and spit in his face.
“Mr. Money in the Bank” Rob Van Dam declared that he “went up that ladder and straight through the glass ceiling.” He
added that he’s not going to wait as long as Edge did to cash in his world championship opportunity — saying good timing
is of “extreme” importance.
Chavo Guerrero lost a heartbreaker to Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin in a match dedicated to Chavo’s
late uncle Eddie Guerrero. In a state of grief and shame, Chavo declared that “he quits.”
The raucous, sold-out Chicago crowd also witnessed two WWE debuts and the announcement of a most-unusual Backlash Match.
Ric Flair was berated by Cuban Armando Alejandro Estrada and attacked by a rampaging Superstar called Umaga.
Shawn Michaels tried to move on after dispensing with Mr. McMahon at WrestleMania. Instead, Mr. McMahon declared that
divine intervention was on HBK’s side on the grandest stage of them all. As a result, it’ll be Mr. & Shane McMahon vs.
Michaels & God at the Backlash pay-per-view on April 30. That’s right, Mr. McMahon announced that HBK would team with The
Almighty. Michaels looked at a beaten, beleaguered, neck-brace-wearing Mr. McMahon seemingly thinking that he had finally
lost his mind.
Another RAW star has seemingly lost her mind: psycho Women’s Champion Mickie James. She came out for her tag team match on
RAW looking exactly like Trish Stratus — from hair to clothes to entrance music opening to in-ring moves. Trish was
shocked, and ultimately Torrie Wilson absorbed a Mick Kick as Mickie James & Candice won.
MATCHES:
Kenny & Mikey of the Spirit Squad defeated Big Show & Kane
to become new World Tag Team Champions
Chris Masters wins with the Master Lock
Mickie James & Candice defeated Trish Stratus & Torrie Wilson
Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin defeated Chavo Guerrero
Triple H & Edge defeated John Cena in a Handicap Match
RAW
# 672
4-10-06 LIVE
Bradley Center
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Now both of John Cena’s Backlash opponents know what it feels like to tap out to the STFU. One week after Triple H dropped
John Cena with the Pedigree, The Champ returned the favor. A Handicap Match pitting Edge against both Cena and Triple H
seemed all but over when The Game hit a Pedigree on Edge. But before the “King of Kings” could attempt a cover, tag team
partner Cena blasted Triple H with the FU. The Champ then followed with an STFU to the Rated-R Superstar, who was forced
to tap out. A furious Triple H looked on from outside the ring as this week on RAW, it was Cena standing over a fallen
adversary in victory. At Backlash, this combustible battle for the WWE Championship will come to a head when Cena, Triple
H and Edge clash in a Triple Threat Match.
In a highly unusual match at the pay-per-view on April 30, the McMahons will square off against Shawn Michaels & God. This
week on RAW, Mr. and Shane McMahon went looking for HBK’s tag team partner at a local church. There, Mr. McMahon read his
version of the 10 Commandments before declaring that at Backlash, he’d unleash the apocalypse on Michaels.
At Backlash, Carlito will take on former tag team partner Chris Masters. On RAW, Carlito requested a Master Lock
Challenge. Then, he distracted “The Masterpiece” with an apple and smashed him with a chair rather than taking the
submission challenge. Will Masters get payback at the pay-per-view, or will it be another “cool” result for Carlito?
In a rivalry that’s heating up, “Mr. Money in the Bank” Rob Van Dam exchanged challenges with Shelton Benjamin after a
resounding, Five-Star victory over Rob Conway. Shelton wanted a match with the coveted briefcase on the line. RVD wanted a
match for the Intercontinental Championship. What will happen next?
In a surprise twist, Trish Stratus gave Mickie James a taste of her own medicine on RAW. Mickie came out looking and
acting exactly like Stratus yet again. But after Mickie defeated Maria with a Mick Kick, Trish ran to ringside dressed and
acting exactly like Mickie James! Trish took her turn being an “obsessed fan,” who was so excited to be in the ring with
Mickie. And the psycho Women’s Champion seemed totally perplexed by the turn of events.
History was also made on RAW as all five members of the Spirit Squad were deemed interchangeable World Tag Team Champions.
In their first-ever championship defense, Nicky & Johnny battled Big Show & Kane in a rematch of sorts from RAW last
week. But during the match, Kane completely snapped, tossing chairs in the ring and causing a disqualification. Kane then
chokeslammed multiple members of the Spirit Squad and then the referee, as well. Big Show tried to calm him down, but he
fell victim to a 500-pound chokeslam. Seeing the deranged Kane unleashed was almost as ominous as the exclusive footage
shown from his upcoming film, “See No Evil,” in theaters everywhere on May 19.
Armando Alejandro Estrada turned Umaga loose again. Umaga destroyed his opponent, finishing him with a
scary-looking spike submission.
MATCHES:
Rob Van Dam defeated Rob Conway
World Tag Team Champions
"Spirit Squad"
Johnny & Nicky
defeated
Big Show & Kane
via a disqualification
Umaga wins via a submission
Women’s Champion Mickie James defeated Maria
John Cena & Triple H defeated Edge
in a Handicap Match
RAW
# 673
4-17-06 LIVE
Savvis Center
St. Louis, Missouri
Give an “edge” to the Rated-R Superstar. Edge outsmarted the Cerebral Assassin and speared him into oblivion on RAW in
front of an electric, sold-out crowd in St. Louis. And with the win, Edge, John Cena and Triple H have all scored RAW
Handicap Match victories. Now that all three have made a statement and their claim to the WWE Championship, it all comes
down to the Triple Threat Match at Backlash on April 30. To complete the trifecta, Mr. McMahon placed Triple H in a
Handicap Match against both Cena and Edge. But in the end, it was The Game who had his choice of Superstars to smash with
his trusty sledgehammer. With Edge playing possum, Triple H chose to level Cena with the weapon. But as he turned he
walked right into Edge’s spear. The groggy referee recovered in time to count three as Edge picked up an important victory
with Backlash on the horizon.
Mr. McMahon announced a new religion on RAW: McMahonism, where Mr. McMahon is lord, master and god of all
sports-entertainment. Quickly, RAW Superstars Armando Alejandro Estrada and Shelton Benjamin began to “see the light” and
became Disciples of McMahonism — and both were handsomely rewarded. Estrada wanted to unleash wrecking ball Umaga on HBK,
and he got his wish. Benjamin wanted intervention for his match against RVD at Backlash, which came as well. In the
McMahon-made match, Umaga severely damaged Shawn Michaels before drawing a disqualification for attacking the referee.
Afterward, Mr. McMahon said he’d finish off HBK himself, then tangled Michaels’ arms in the ring ropes. With HBK helpless,
McMahon went for a steel chair. But that’s when Michaels appeared to receive some assistance from above. Lightning-quick
explosions and a wall of flame prevented an increasingly frustrated McMahon from reaching HBK to do further harm.
Eventually McMahon gave up and fled the building in shock and disgust.
Just as unexpected was Shelton Benjamin’s opponent for a crucial, stipulation-laden match on RAW. If Benjamin won, then
Rob Van Dam’s “Money in the Bank” briefcase would be on the line at Backlash; if Benjamin lost, then the Intercontinental
Championship would be on the line at the pay-per-view. The catch was that Shelton’s Backlash opponent, RVD, got to pick
the RAW mystery opponent. And the Superstar RVD picked came as a total surprise: Shelton’s former tag team partner,
Charlie Haas. A highly competitive match followed between to superb athletes, but Haas ultimately shocked Shelton with a
rollup victory. But after Shelton converted to McMahonism, Lord McMahon placed RVD in a five-on-one match against the
Spirit Squad. The numbers eventually overwhelmed Van Dam, and as a result he’ll have to put his coveted briefcase up for
grabs at Backlash. Now, it’s a “Winner Take All” Match where the victor will leave the pay-per-view with both a “banked”
world championship opportunity and the Intercontinental Championship.
Trish continued to play head games with Mickie James on RAW. Trish again dressed and behaved exactly like Mickie — even
giving Mickie the “present” of Trish’s bound-and-gagged ex-boyfriend. But Mickie continued her equally obsessive behavior,
dressing like Trish and behaving as if it actually was her boyfriend who had been abducted.
Big Show returned the favor as he chokeslammed Kane, but Kane ultimately rose with a sadistic smile on his face. He also
continued to react in a deranged fashion to any mention — or perceived mention — of the release date of his upcoming film,
“See No Evil,” which opens on May 19.
Carlito took exception to former teacher Matt Striker taking Carlito’s apple for his “classroom.”
Declaring Striker “not cool,” Carlito spit chunks of that apple in Striker’s face. But Chris Masters attacked Carlito from
behind, incapacitating him with The Master Lock. The two will clash at Backlash.
J.R. had a sit-down interview with Chavo Guerrero, who quit after a disheartening loss to Shelton Benjamin recently on
RAW. Chavo affirmed his decision to end his wrestling career, saying that he let down his fans, family and Eddie Guerrero
by losing the match dedicated to his beloved late uncle.
MATCHES:
Kane defeated Rob Conway
Charlie Haas defeated Shelton Benjamin
Shawn Michaels defeated Umaga
via a disqualification
Edge & John Cena defeated Triple H
via a Handicap Match
Spirit Squad defeated Rob Van Dam
via a Five-on-one Handicap Match
RAW
# 674
4-24-06 Taped 4-21-06
Wembley Arena
London, England
Just six days before having to face each other in a Triple Threat Match at Backlash for the WWE Championship, John Cena,
Triple H and Edge were forced to team up in a Handicap Match as they faced all five members of the Spirit Squad. In the
last few weeks, all three participants in the Triple Threat Match have been facing each other in a series of Handicap
Matches. In the first match, Triple H allowed Edge to do the bulk of the work against Cena, but swooped in late and hit
The Champ with the Pedigree to earn the victory and hog the glory for himself. In the second match, Cena hit his teammate
Triple H with an FU before making Edge tap out to the STFU. And in the third match, Cena was left laying after a shot to
the head with a sledgehammer. So it was no surprise that the three Superstars were unable to fully gel as a team and work
together. Cena looked on from the apron in the early-goings of the match, but he couldn’t wait around any longer and
tagged himself in. Cena held his own, but after a while, Triple H wanted a piece of the action and tagged himself in. The
Game came in like a house of fire, but eventually, the Spirit Squad’s numbers advantage got to him. Cena came in to make
the save, while Edge just stood on the apron and looked on. In fact, the Rated R Superstar and Lita walked away and let
Triple H and Cena fend for themselves. The two were able to control things as they hit the Pedigree and FU in stereo,
sending the Spirit Squad into a retreat. The match was ruled a no-contest, but the action didn’t stop there. After both
Superstars hit their respective finishing maneuvers, they stared down, and then they came to blows, whipping the London,
England crowd into a frenzy. They were rolling around on the mat, taking turns beating each other’s brains in. In the
meantime, Edge and Lita just looked on laughing, knowing that the Rated R Superstar would be nice and fresh for the Triple
Threat Match at Backlash.
Earlier in the evening, Mr. McMahon’s son Shane went one-on-one against Shawn Michaels. Both will be involved in a tag
team match at Backlash when Shane will team up with Mr. McMahon to take on the Showstopper and “God”. Shane went for a
high-risk maneuver early on and came up empty on his moonsault attempt. HBK followed it up soon after with his patented
flying elbow. He then turned his attention to Mr. McMahon and set him up on the announce table, and then went to the top
rope. Shane cut him off with a low blow, though, and Mr. McMahon leveled the Showstopper with the ring bell. Mr. McMahon
then laid HBK on the announce table and Shane soared through the air, sending Michaels through the table with a
jaw-dropping elbow drop from the top rope. Mr. McMahon and Shane emerged from the wreckage, and the Chairman proclaimed
that “God” has abandoned Michaels, and that “God” will be a chicken and not be by his side at Backlash. Mr. McMahon said
that HBK and “God” have no chance in hell of defeating the McMahons at Backlash.
Plus, Kane and Big Show had another run-in with each other, this time in the backstage area. Big Show told Kane that they
had been through a lot as friends and as partners, and they have a lot to work out. Kane said that it was all because Big
Show had mentioned “that date.” Big Show then spoke of May 19 once again, sending Kane into a psychotic rage. Kane snapped
and threw Big Show into a garage door and then attacked his former partner’s eye. Officials and several Superstars
separated the two, but the damage had been done. Big Show was screaming in pain and his eye was a bloody mess.
There was also a six-man tag team match that had Backlash implications. Rob Van Dam will be putting his Money in the Bank
opportunity on the line against Shelton Benjamin who will also be defending his Intercontinental Championship. Carlito
will be facing former partner Chris Masters at Backlash as well. RVD and Carlito, along with Charlie Haas, teamed up to
take on Master, Benjamin and Matt Striker. When the smoke finally cleared, RVD was able to hit the Five Star Frog Splash
on Benjamin for the 1-2-3.
Women’s Champion Mickie James addressed the crowd sporting her original look rather than her Trish-like blonde hair. She
said that in the past she tried to be Trish Stratus, but now she knows who she is – the new Women’s Champion Mickie James.
She said that she is better than Trish. With that, Trish came to the ring, dressed like Mickie, and hit her nemesis with
the Mick Kick.
The savage newcomer Umaga was also in action as he made short work of England’s own Steve Lewington. Following the match,
Ric Flair came out and blindsided Umaga, attacking his nether regions. The Dirtiest Player in the Game caused the violent
Superstar to retreat and it was announced they would go one on one at Backlash.
And Candice defeated Torrie Wilson, Victoria and Maria in a Bikini Contest. Following the win The Coach said that Candice
should give him a kiss, and with that Viscera hit the ring. The World’s Largest Love Machine gave Coach a curious
proposition and then laid him out. Then it was Viscera who delivered a big kiss to Candice.
MATCHES:
Rob Van Dam, Carlito Cool & Charlie Haas
defeated
Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin, Chris Masters & Matt Striker
Candice Michelle defeated Maria, Victoria and Torrie Wilson
in a Bikini Contest
Shane McMahon vs. Shawn Michaels
ended in a no contest
Umaga defeated Steve Lewington
WWE Champion John Cena, Triple H & Edge vs. The Spirit Squad
in a Handicap Match ended in a no contest
RAW
# 675
5-1-06 Live
Nationwide Arena
Columbus, Ohio
All in the course of one crazy and chaotic night on RAW, WWE Champion John Cena proved once again why he is one of the
most resilient champions in WWE history, Shawn Michaels stuck it to the Spirit Squad on multiple occasions to gain some
revenge on them and Mr. McMahon from Backlash, and Triple H defied the Chairman's orders when he walked out of his
assignment as special referee of the main event.
Mr. McMahon kicked off RAW with a huge announcement, declaring that the Spirit Squad would be the co-General Managers for
the evening. And right from the outset, it appeared as though it could very well be John Cena’s last night as WWE
Champion. After drawing “spirit straws”, it was determined that Kenny would challenge Cena for the gold and attempt to
become the youngest WWE Champion in history at just 20 years of age. Before the bell rang for RAW’s main event, John
Cena’s chances of retaining the WWE Championship against Kenny of the Spirit Squad seemed slim to none, and “slim” was
headed for the exits of the Nationwide Arena in Columbus, OH. He was fresh off the heels of arguably the most hellacious
Triple Threat Match in WWE history, he had to contend with all five members of the Spirit Squad, and his arch-rival Triple
H was the special guest referee. But somehow, some way, The Champ showed his unparalleled tenacity and for the second time
in perhaps the toughest 24 hours of his career, successfully defended the WWE Championship against all odds. Cena knew he
was in trouble right from the beginning when had Kenny up for an FU. Before he could execute his signature maneuver,
Triple H decked The Champ. But The Game wasn’t doing Kenny any favors either. Upset that he was refereeing
instead of competing for the WWE Championship, Triple H took a lackadaisical approach to officiating and was slow to get
into position for all of Kenny’s pin attempts as well. Kenny was not amused at The Game’s lack of enthusiasm and pushed
the King of Kings out of frustration. Triple H responded with a thunderous punch and laid out Johnny with a Pedigree
before simply leaving the match. One has to wonder what Mr. McMahon thinks of Triple H walking out on his officiating
duties. Since the match needed another referee, Shawn Michaels, who had already officiated one match earlier in the
evening, came to the ring. But before he did, he and The Game crossed paths and engaged in a rather uncomfortable stare
down. Wanting revenge on the Spirit Squad for their involvement in his match at Backlash, HBK helped Cena clean house.
With the ring cleared, Cena hit Kenny with the FU, and HBK counted the 1-2-3, getting back at both the Squad and Mr.
McMahon in the process.
But this wasn’t the first time the Showstopper got some payback. The Spirit Squad tried to continue to send HBK down the
highway to hell when they made him officiate the Kane vs. Rob Conway match. To make it more interesting, or dangerous
rather, they forced Michaels to wear a shirt plastered with “May 19” all over it, in hopes of riling up the Big Red
Monster. Every time Kane hears or sees that date, which just so happens to be the same date his movie, See No Evil, opens
in theaters everywhere, he goes into a destructive fit of rage. So, before Kane came to the ring, HBK low-blowed Conway
and put the shirt on him. In just moments, Conway became a casualty to the unfortunate circumstances as Kane destroyed
him, and HBK got his revenge.
Not all the action happened inside the ring, though. In fact, there were plenty of fireworks at the broadcast booth.
During the night, RAW play-by-play announcer Joey Styles was summoned to the back for a meeting with the Spirit Squad.
They informed Styles that he needed to show more spirit otherwise they would force him to wear a cheerleading outfit next
week. Jerry “The King” Lawler poked fun at Styles upon his return to the booth, and Styles responded by slapping The King.
Lawler shoved Joey down, sending him in retreat. The King tried to get Styles to come back out with an apology, but he
wasn’t willing to accept. “I’m going to show the whole world why for seven years I was considered the loose cannon of
commentary,” said an emotional Styles. With that, Styles passionately let out all of his frustrations, explaining that he
was sick of being lectured on the differences between pro wrestling and sports-entertainment. He explained why he was sick
of boogers, bathroom humor and a Chairman who mocks “God”. But he also said he was sick of all of the fans that buy into
it. And just like that, Joey Styles quit as the play-by-play man of RAW. What does this mean for the future of the RAW
announce team?
One thing that we do know about next week’s RAW is that Edge will face Mick Foley in a WrestleMania Hardcore Rematch.
Foley was the guest on the Cutting Edge, and he thanked Edge for helping him have his WrestleMania moment. Foley may have
lost at WrestleMania, but according to the Hardcore Legend, his moment came when he looked in Edge’s eyes after the match
and knew he would never be the same. Foley wanted the rematch right then and there, but he will have to wait one more week.
With the Spirit Squad in charge on RAW, it should probably come as no surprise that there was a Divas Cheerleader Match.
Torrie Wilson and Maria teamed up to take on Women’s Champion Mickie James and Victoria. Torrie and Maria may not be the
most-technically sound competitors inside the ring, but when it comes to Cheerleader Matches, they’re a dream team. When
Mickie tried to suplex Maria into the ring, the injured Trish Stratus appeared from out of nowhere and tripped up the
Women’s Champion, allowing Maria to score the upset. An enraged Mickie made Maria pay later in the evening when she
attacked the bubbly Diva during the Kiss Cam on WWE.com’s Unlimited.
Carlito & Rob Van Dam were victorious in tag team competition against Shelton Benjamin & Chris Masters. Shelton was ready
to use the steel chair, but former tag team partner Charlie Haas came from out of the crowd and took away the foreign
object. Carlito then scored a roll up for the win.
Plus, Nicky, Johnny and Mikey of the Spirit Squad defeated Eugene, Snitsky & Goldust of the “Odd Squad”. After the match
Matt Striker attacked Eugene during a backstage interview to get some revenge from Backlash. Striker was still furious
over being forced to ingest one of Eugene’s boogers on an edition of his Classroom at the pay-per-view.
And the monstrous Umaga continued his streak of dominance with a brutal victory over Rory Fox.
MATCHES:
Maria & Torrie Wilson defeated Women's Champion Mickie James & Victoria
in a Cheerleader Match
WWE Champion John Cena defeated Kenny
Intercontinental Champion Rob Van Dam & Carlito defeated Chris Masters & Shelton Benjamin
Kane defeated Rob Conway
Nicky, Mikey & Johnny defeated Gene Snitsky, Goldust & Eugene
Umaga defeated Rory Fox
RAW
# 676
5-8-06 Live
Arrowhead Pond
Anaheim, California
When RAW went off the air in Anaheim, we were left with a wide array of questions. When will Triple H get his championship
opportunity? How will Mr. McMahon respond to The Game defying his wishes for a second week in a row? How will Shawn
Michaels respond to the beating he took at the hands of the Spirit Squad? Why did Mick Foley join forces with his arch
enemy Edge to bloody Tommy Dreamer? What does Mr. McMahon have in store for Rob Van Dam? Who was the mysterious woman that
attacked Mickie James? But one thing is for certain. When The Game ambushed John Cena and laid him out with a vicious
Pedigree, Triple H sent a message. And that message is loud and clear – The King of Kings wants his championship
opportunity so he can reclaim his throne. As a matter of fact, Triple H wanted his WWE Championship Match at The Pond on
RAW. And The Champ was more than willing to grant him his wish, but The Chairman, Mr. McMahon, had other plans. Since The
Game defied him last week when he left his post as special referee, Mr. McMahon said that he couldn’t just roll over and
do whatever he wanted. He said that Triple H would get a championship opportunity, but not quite yet. Instead, he gave the
King of Kings the rest of the night off, and told him to leave The Pond.
Cena, however, was in action as he teamed up with HBK to take on the Spirit Squad in a five-on-two Handicap Match. Before
the match Kenny of the Spirit Squad, said that Cena was fair game, but Michaels was all his since he cost him the WWE
Championship one week ago. Once again, The Champ had the odds stacked against him, but he and HBK seemed to be handling
things. But eventually, the numbers were too much to overcome. While Cena was knocked out on the outside, HBK rallied. But
after knocking Johnny to the outside with Sweet Chin Music, HBK was blasted in the face by Kenny with the World Tag Team
Championship belt and pinned him for the 1-2-3. With the pin, Kenny gained revenge on the Showstopper for costing him the
opportunity at being the youngest WWE Champion in history, but he wasn’t done yet. He knocked out referee Mike Chioda,
took his belt, and proceeded to mercilessly whip HBK like a proverbial government mule. As the Squad continued their
beat-down of Michaels, Triple H, who was thought to have left the arena already, made his way down the ramp. In the
meantime, Cena somehow recovered and cleaned house of the Squad. But after The Champ disposed of the athletically annoying
Squad members, Triple H caught Cena in a Pedigree. The Game stood over the fallen Cena and delivered a series of crotch
chops, signifying that a message had been sent. The King of Kings is ready to become an 11-time World Champion. But how
will Mr. McMahon feel about The Game’s actions? He told Triple H to take the night off. He had also said that Triple H
would receive a championship opportunity. When will it come?
While Triple H hopes to get his WrestleMania rematch next week, the Rated R Superstar Edge and Mick Foley were slated to
have their WrestleMania Hardcore Rematch on RAW. Earlier in the week, on WWE.com, Mick Foley said, “I want the fans to be
talking about the match the next day. That’s all that’s important to me.” People will surely be talking about the match,
but not because it was a rematch of epic proportions. Before the match even began, Foley said that if they were having a
Hardcore Match, then it had to include ECW. With that he announced that it was now a Triple Threat Hardcore Match – Edge
vs. Foley vs. ECW’s Tommy Dreamer. It appeared clear that Dreamer and Foley would team up to take out Edge, but the
Hardcore Legend belted the Innovator of Violence from behind with a barbed wire-covered baseball bat. In a bizarre turn of
events, Foley had seemingly joined forces with his enemy, Edge. Foley handed the Rated R Superstar the deadly weapon, and
he walloped Dreamer in the face, busting the former ECW Champion wide open. The two finished off a savage beating when
Foley sunk in the Mandible Claw, while Edge simultaneously hit the spear, giving Foley the victory. Then, oddly enough,
Foley, Edge and Lita all shook hands and raised their arms in victory. What made Foley join forces with his arch nemesis?
Why did he target Dreamer of ECW?
Intercontinental Champion Rob Van Dam was also in action defending the championship for the first time since defeating
Shelton Benjamin at Backlash. RVD had been on an incredible roll as of late, but the odds were stacked against him as it
was a Fatal Fourway Tornado Match against Shelton Benjamin, Chris Masters and Charlie Haas. All four Superstars were in
the ring at once, and RVD didn’t even have to be involved in the decision to lose the gold. And that’s exactly how it
looked like it would go down. Masters had Haas in the unbreakable Master Lock, and it looked like The Masterpiece would
become the new Intercontinental Champion. But then, from out of nowhere, RVD flew more than half-way across the ring with
a picturesque sunset flip on Masters for the victory.
RAW also marked the return of Good Ol’ J.R., Jim Ross, to the RAW announce booth as the play-by-play man. One week ago,
Joey Styles quit, stating he was sick of sports-entertainment. Before his match, RVD said what happened with Styles was
crap. “For the record, I agree with everything he said about sports-entertainment. I get a lot of energy from hearing you
(fans) say my initials (RVD), but tonight I want you to chant three other letters – ECW, said Van Dam. After the match,
while chatting about their respective "medical ailments," Mr. McMahon told Candice that he had a crazy idea for Rob Van
Dam for next week. Candice then said that she had a crazy idea for her and Mr. McMahon. Something tells me the two ideas
don't have anything to do with each other...let's just hope so anyways.
Plus, in a battle of former World Tag Team Champions, Kane went one on one with Big Show. The two giants of the squared
circle went back and forth before the lights went out and a voice coming from the Titan Tron was saying “May 19”, whipping
Kane into a chaotic frenzy. A video resembling Kane’s old mask appeared on the Tron as well, prompting the Big Red Monster
to grab a chair and maniacally attack Big Show with 11-straight chair shots. What is the reason behind Kane snapping every
time he hears May 19, which coincides with the release date of his new movie See No Evil?
And one week after Maria scored a pinfall over the Women’s Champion Mickie James in a tag team match, the two Divas went
one on one. Mickie’s nemesis Trish Stratus was at Maria’s side as well. Mickie was able to take care of Maria with a
vicious DDT, but Trish tried to attack her after the match. Mickie was able to take advantage of the Diva’s injured
shoulder, though. Then, from out of nowhere, an unidentified blond woman stormed the ring and tried to attack Mickie.
Security stormed the ring and subdued her, but Mickie was visibly shaken. “What are you doing here? You ruin everything!
No one invited you,” screamed the Women’s Champion. Mickie apparently knew her attacker, but what is their relationship?
Carlito faced Matt Striker in singles competition. Carlito had the upper hand, but Eugene stormed the ring and attacked
Striker. Last week Striker leveled the lovable Eugene with a dictionary, so Uncle Eric’s nephew was looking for some
revenge. But it ended up costing Carlito the victory as Striker won by disqualification. Following the match, Carlito took
out both Striker and Eugene out of frustration.
And the Samoan bulldozer Umaga totally dismantled two local wrestlers. Perhaps J.R. put it best when he said that “Umaga
seemingly doesn’t have any weaknesses.”
MATCHES:
Matt Striker defeated Carlito
via a disqualification
Women's Champion Mickie James defeated Maria
Spirit Squad defeated WWE Champion John Cena & Shawn Michaels
Mick Foley defeated Edge and Tommy Dreamer
in a Hardcore Triple Threat Match
Intercontinental Champion Rob Van Dam defeated Shelton Benjamin, Chris Masters and Charlie Haas
in a Fatal Fourway Tornado Match
Big Show vs. Kane
ended in a no contest
Umaga defeated two locals
in a Handicap Match
RAW
# 677
5-15-06 Live
United Spirit Arena
Lubbock, Texas
It was time to play The Game at Texas Tech University, but in the end, it was Triple H who came out on the losing end of
the equation. As RAW kicked off, the “King of Kings” came to the ring to face John Cena for the WWE Championship. Instead,
WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon announced that he was changing the match, and putting two championships on the line. Instead of
getting his one-on-one match, Triple H would team with Chris Masters & Shelton Benjamin to face Cena & Rob Van Dam in the
first-ever Handicap Texas Tornado Championship match, and if any member of The Game’s team defeated Cena or Van Dam, they
would win his championship. The Game isolated Cena for most of the match, but as the bout went on, The Champ found his
second wind and went at all three challengers. All five men battled in the ring chaotically, and after RVD hit a Five-Star
Frog Splash on Benjamin, The Game nailed the Intercontinental Champion with a Pedigree. However, wanting to become WWE
Champion, The Game waited, and after Cena gave Masters the FU, Triple H hit The Champ with a Pedigree. As The Cerebral
Assassin went to pin Cena, however, the opportunistic Benjamin snuck in and covered RVD, getting the three count before
Triple H could cover Cena. Benjamin thus became the new Intercontinental Champion, and a furious Game became a victim of
circumstance. He then accosted referee Mike Chioda, and despite Chioda’s claim that he was just doing his job, Triple H
laid the hapless official out with a Pedigree before storming out of the ring.
Todd Grisham tried to get a word with The
Game on WWE.com Unlimited, but he was quickly blown off. Later, as The Game continued to fume in his locker room, Shane
McMahon came in. Despite Triple H’s objection, Shane said that Mr. McMahon had held his end of the bargain, and after
announcing that he would be the special referee for Shawn Michaels vs. Kenny, Shane told Triple H that he would be in
Kenny’s corner. Before the match, Mr. McMahon even gave The Game a sledgehammer, trying to make nice with Triple H before
the match. With Shane McMahon as the referee and Triple H in Kenny’s corner, the deck seemed stacked against Shawn
Michaels. Indeed, it was, as Shane conveniently lost his belt during the match and ignored Kenny’s assault on HBK with it.
Michaels would get the best of the situation, however, sending Shane running from the ring after whipping him with the
belt. HBK then nailed Kenny with Sweet Chin Music, but Shane ran back in to attack his arch-enemy. With HBK in a
compromising position, Shane called The Game into the ring. Triple H lifted the sledgehammer, and as the Chairman’s son
held a quivering Michaels, The Game prepared to crush his former partner’s face with the weapon. Instead, Michaels moved,
and Shane took the brunt of the punishing blow. Triple H was shocked at his actions, and as Mr. McMahon ran to the ring to
comfort his fallen son, The Game explained that it was an accident. He then backed slowly up the ramp as the show went off
the air, maintaining that he never intended to hit Shane.
While the end of RAW was a disappointment for Mr. McMahon, he was having a good night prior to the main event. On WWE.com
Unlimited, the Chairman once again had the delicious Candice in his office. As they talked, Mr. McMahon’s cell phone rang,
and JBL was on the other end. It’s unclear what the United States Champion said to the Chairman, but McMahon thought it
was a great idea and told JBL he would see him Friday. McMahon then returned to his “activities,” and Candice showed him
how she’d ride a horsey. That’s cute and all, but as much as everyone loves Candice, I’m a little worried about something
else; namely, why the hell did JBL call Mr. McMahon in the middle of RAW, and what is this great idea? The Chairman said
that he’d see JBL Friday, so perhaps we’ll find out then.
Speaking of revelations, Mick Foley was supposed to explain himself on RAW, regarding his attack on Tommy Dreamer last
week. Instead, Foley came out and said that it was unbelievable even to him, and apologized to the fans. In fact, Mick
wanted to apologize to Dreamer personally, but since he couldn’t be at RAW, Foley instead brought out another old friend:
Texas legend Terry Funk. The Funker bluntly asked Foley why he did what he did, and instead of spelling it out, the
Hardcore Legend took the opportunity to bash ECW. The two friends traded barbs, but after Funk told Foley he saw him as a
son, Mick snapped, calling Terry out for being greedy. Referring to Terry not showing up at a 2003 ceremony hailing Mick
as a Hardcore legend, Foley told his mentor that he would spit on his grave for free. I don’t know what’s gotten into
Mick, but if there’s one person who is equipped to give it right back, it’s the Funker. As Mick whined, Funk tried to get
Foley to fight with quite the line: “If I had a head like yours, I’d have it circumcised.” That didn’t work, so Funk
called Foley’s wife a whore and his kids bastards. Still, Mick wouldn’t fight, until Terry said that WWE sucks. That was
enough, and the battle was on. Ever the opportunists, Edge & Lita came out to try to help Foley. Funk fought them off, but
a low blow from Lita sent him down hard. Edge & Foley then double teamed the hapless Funk, nailing him with a barbed
wire bat before Edge hit a spear. Funk was left lying as Edge & Foley gloated. Like I said, I don’t know what Mick is
thinking, but perhaps he should rename his blog “Foley is Crazy” this week; personally, I don’t think he’s in the right
state of mind these days.
The World Tag Team Championship was also on the line on RAW, as Spirit Squad members Johnny & Nicky took on Goldust &
Snitsky. The oddballs pumped themselves up on WWE.com Unlimited, as Goldust talked about shattering dreams and Snitsky
massaged his own feet. Wow, that’s even weirder than licking someone else’s feet. Anyway, Snitsky & Goldust started the
match hot, but the numbers game proved to be too much. The Spirit Squad used their 4-on-2 advantage to control most of the
match, but as the match neared conclusion, the freaky foot-lover was a house of fire. It looked like Snitsky was going for
the kill, but the referee got caught up with Mitch outside the ring. This allowed Mikey to vault off the trampoline
outside the ring and catch Snitsky with a nasty bulldog, and as the official turned around, Johnny covered Snitsky for the
pinfall.
Trish Stratus came out to settle her score with Mickie James. Despite being injured, the tough Diva called out the
Women’s Champion, and they came to blows. Before Mickie could get to Trish, however, that mystery woman from last week
came out and attacked Mickie again. The champion ran away, and Trish formally introduced the woman as Mickie’s old friend
Beth. Beth then told Mickie she’d never let her get away with what she did, and called the Women’s Champion a psycho. So
now we know that her name is Beth, she hates Mickie for some reason, and she’s quite a looker to boot. Good enough for me!
Matt Striker taught Eugene a lesson, defeating the special Superstar in one-on-one action.
Umaga also continued to look impressive, bulldozing through poor Chris Wellman in short order with the Samoan spike.
MATCHES:
Chris Masters, Shelton Benjamin & Triple H defeated John Cena & Rob Van Dam
ina 3-on-2 Handicap Texas Tornado Championship Match
World Tag Team Champions Johnny & Nicky defeated Snitsky & Goldust
Matt Striker defeated Eugene
Umaga defeated Chris Wellman
Shawn Michaels vs Kenny
ended in a No Contest
RAW
# 678
5-22-06 Live
Thomas & Mack Center
Las Vegas, Nevada
It was another unhappy ending to RAW for Mr. McMahon. While he partially got what he wanted (the Spirit Squad taking out
Shawn Michaels), it was the actions of Triple H that Mr. McMahon didn’t enjoy. As the night began, the WWE Chairman
announced that Triple H needed to give him a meaningful and sincere public apology; if he failed to do so, there would be
swift and vengeful retaliation on The Game. Triple H did apologize to McMahon, who accepted it on one condition: that
when McMahon called for it, The Game come out during the main event and bash in Shawn Michaels’ skull with a sledgehammer.
Before the match, Michaels accosted Triple H in the back, accusing him of selling out. “I used to have respect for you,
whether we were friends or enemies,” Michaels said, “until today, because you sold your soul to the devil.” The Game tried
to defend himself, but HBK told him to “do what Mr. McMahon wants you to do, you sellout.” When Michaels came out to face
all five members of the Spirit Squad in the main event, Mr. McMahon chose to banish the referee from the ring. The World
Tag Team Champions then proceeded to basically mug Michaels, using their numbers advantage. After a severe beating,
however, Michaels fought back, sending the Squad flying. He nailed Mikey and Johnny each with both a chairshot and Sweet
Chin Music, but as he tried the kick on Nicky, the cheerleader bashed him in the knee with the steel chair. The Squad then
placed HBK’s knee into the folding chair, and Kenny dropped a vicious legdrop off the top rope onto Michaels’ exposed
joint. At that time, the Chairman called for Triple H, who came out to do his duty. As the Squad held Michaels in the
corner, The Game sized up his former partner. However, before he could do the deed, Kenny stole the sledgehammer and said
he would do it himself. Triple H was very angry about that, and blocked Kenny’s path. He then nailed him with a
spinebuster, and it degenerated into a 5-on-1 attack on Triple H. The Game was able to overcome the Squad, eventually
nailing Kenny with a Pedigree. As the show came to a close, Mr. McMahon stared down Triple H from the stage with a look of
disdain and bewilderment on his face. So the question remains…since The Game never did hold up his end of the apology,
does that mean that the Chairman will still enact swift and vengeful retaliation on him? And also, what is the condition
of Michaels’ knee? After the match, he was helped from the ring by the medical staff, and it appears that HBK’s knee is
severely injured. The extent is unknown, but hopefully there will be an update on his condition in the near future.
This week, two matches were made for ECW One Night Stand on June 11. Mick Foley came out early in the night, dressed to
the nines. He extolled the virtues of Edge’s hardcore credentials, and brought out the Rated-R Superstar. Foley said that
Edge embodied all that is hardcore, as opposed to the slime from ECW, and awarded him the “un-retired” Hardcore
Championship. Edge wouldn’t accept it, however, instead wanting Foley to have it. They looked as if they were going to
fight, but the Rated-R Superstar instead had Lilian Garcia announce them as co-holders of the Hardcore Championship.
Finally, Paul Heyman emerged from the back to break up the love fest, telling Foley that he couldn’t believe the Hardcore
Legend prostituted his legacy for a mutual admiration society with Edge & Lita. He then threw out a challenge for the
“co-Hardcore Champions” to face any two of what Foley called “the slime that escaped from ECW” at One Night Stand. They
initially refused, but after Heyman said that Lita had more balls than them, Edge accepted. The trio then came after Paul,
who introduced them to their pay-per-view opponents: Tommy Dreamer & Terry Funk! The real hardcore duo attacked Edge
& Foley with various weapons, sending the icons scurrying out of the arena.
The other match made for One Night Stand will be for the WWE Championship. On RAW, Rob Van Dam got a rematch for the
Intercontinental Championship against Shelton Benjamin. RVD lost the gold last week in that controversial 2-on-3 Handicap
Texas Tornado Match, and was looking for retribution. And during the match, RVD took it to the new champion, but Shelton
came back and nailed RVD with a Samoan Drop. The challenger rolled into referee Chad Patton’s ankle on the move, allowing
Shelton to grab his gold. He went to hit RVD with it, but the challenger nailed him with a modified Van Daminator. He went
for the cover, but Patton called for the bell, disqualifiying RVD for the foreing object use. Rightfully, RVD was furious,
since he technically never possessed the weapon.
Later in the night, John Cena took on Chris Masters in a non-title match. On WWE.com Unlimited, Masters told Cena that
his odds of winning a big jackpot were better than his odds of breaking the Master Lock. But in the end, it was Cena who
made Masters tap out, using the STFU. RVD then came out, and told Cena that he was cashing in his briefcase. But instead
of doing it right there, where he felt he would get screwed out of what he earned, he was going to do it on his own turf:
the Hammerstein Ballroom in New York City, home of ECW One Night Stand on June 11. After a brief staredown, the two
exchanged blows, with Masters also getting involved. That distraction allowed RVD to grab his briefcase; he then tossed it
into the Champ’s face and laid him out with another modified Van Daminator. All the ECW excitement made the fans happy,
but Jerry Lawler had a problem with it, running down ECW on WWE.com Unlimited and calling it “Extremely Crappy Wrestling.”
A new WWE Superstar was made on RAW as well. After Mickie James defeated Torrie Wilson in a non-title match, Trish Stratus
came out on the stage. She told the Women’s Champion that she need not worry about Beth attacking her illegally anymore,
because now she could do it legally. Stratus introduced Beth Phoenix as the newest RAW Diva, and Beth welcomed herself by
attacking James and chasing her out of the arena. I can’t wait for Beth to be added to the Fantasy game; hell, she’s been
in my personal fantasy for two weeks now.
Kane finally revealed the horror of May 19. Kane told Todd Grisham that May 19 was the day his family perished in a fire,
but now that it has passed and he has a successful movie, he was happy and the pain was over. The Big Red Monster told
Grisham that he would inflict pain on Trevor Murdoch and make himself even happier. Murdoch, playing the role of Ebert,
gave his review of See No Evil, telling the fans that Tom Hanks (star of The Da Vinci Code, which also premiered on May 19)
would win Best Actor over Kane. Obviously, that didn’t excite the Big Red Monster, who came out and destroyed Murdoch. He
made quick work of him, pinning the southern brawler after a chokeslam, and then giving him two more for fun. While
Murdoch was seeing stars, the voices came back, and a shadow of Kane’s old mask appeared on the TitanTron. The voice told
Kane that this was just the beginning and it will never be over, and Kane looked perplexed as he left the ring.
Viscera had a bittersweet night on RAW as well. He came to the ring and called out Lilian Garcia. He told her it was time
for him to settle down, so she reminded him that last time RAW was in Vegas (last July for Vengeance), Big Vis dumped her
for Godfather’s ladies. The rotund sex panther apologized to Lilian, producing a cheeseburger from his pocket. Big Vis,
who was both hungry and horny, asked the sultry RAW ring announcer to marry him, so he wouldn’t have to eat fast food
anymore; however, before she could answer, they were interrupted by Armando Alejandro Estrada. He said that Umaga was also
hungry, and the Samoan bulldozer came out to attack Big Vis. Eventually, Umaga got the best of the altercation, jabbing
Big Vis in the throat with the Samoan Spike.
And in a “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” moment, Snitsky accidentally hit on his partner Goldust. It all started
when he came up to Carlito, who was trying to convince Maria to help him cheat at poker. Hey, the “win if you can, lose if
you must, but always cheat” mantra worked for Jesse Ventura, why not Carlito? Anyway, Snitsky said that he had a showgirl
coming to meet him, and Maria spotted one in the distance. The foot worshipper went over to the “lady,” insinuating that
he wanted to give a foot massage. When he looked up and saw it was Goldust, both men were a little startled. Apparently,
Goldust likes to dress up as a showgirl. As the two weirdos looked at each other, Carlito popped his head back in to
remind everyone that what they just saw was in fact not cool.
While Goldust may enjoy dressing up like a woman, some real ladies will soon have an opportunity to strut their stuff on
RAW, as it was announced that WWE is now accepting applications for the 2006 $250,000 Diva Search.
MATCHES:
World Tag Team Champions The Spirit Squad vs. Shawn Michaels
in a 5 on 1 Handicap Match ended in a No Contest
WWE Champion John Cena defeated Chris Masters
in a Non Title Match
Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin defeated Rob Van Dam (DQ)
Women's Champion Mickie James defeated Torrie Wilson
in a Non Title Match
Kane defeated Trevor Murdoch
RAW
# 679
5-29-06 Live
Tacoma Dome
Tacoma, Washington
If you blinked during RAW, chances are you missed something big. In one of the craziest RAW`s in recent memory, Edge was
named the No. 1 contender for the WWE Championship at Vengeance, Mr. McMahon named Jonathan Coachman as his new Executive
Assistant, Rob Van Dam and Kurt Angle officially joined the ECW roster as Paul Heyman`s two draft picks, Johnny Nitro and
Melina made their RAW debuts, Kane came face to face with... well... himself, and Triple H managed to defeat Kenny and
thwart the entire Spirit Squad in the first-ever Spirit Jack Match. But perhaps the most shocking announcement came as RAW
was just about to go off the air when Mr. McMahon told The Game he`d be joining the Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club next week.
Mr. McMahon came out to the stage after Triple H managed to overcome the challenge of the Spirit Jack Match and
congratulated The Game on his accomplishment. But the announcement that came out of the Chairman`s mouth after that left
the King of Kings in a seething rage that made it look like his head would literally explode. Seconds later, RAW went off
the air as Triple H was practically frothing at the mouth out of anger inside the ring. Will The Game actually do what Mr.
McMahon says and literally kiss his boss`s ass? WWE.com tried to get a word with Triple H as he left the arena Monday night about Mr. McMahon`s claims that The Game
will join the Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club next week at RAW in Pittsburgh. Triple H glared at our reporter and stormed to
his car without saying a word. It`s amazing that Triple H was even able to overcome the Spirit Jack Match. Two weeks after The Game accidentally leveled
Shane McMahon with a sledgehammer, and one week after he failed to complete the job and end Shawn Michaels` career with a
blow to the head with his weapon of choice, Mr. McMahon placed The Game in this unique match against Kenny. It was
reminiscent of a Lumber Jack Match, but instead of random Superstars surrounding the ring, it was every member of the
Spirit Squad. So, essentially it was a 5-on-1 Handicap Match - the same kind of match that put Shawn Michaels out of
commission just last week. In fact, for a while it looked like Triple H was going to suffer the same fate that HBK met last week. On several
occasions, Kenny utilized his numbers advantage to gang up on The Game. The Spirit Squad even targeted the same body part
that they injured on the Showstopper – the knee. But Triple H was able to persevere. With Kenny primed for an aerial
attack on the top rope, Triple H tossed Nicky into the ropes, causing Kenny to fall from his perch. Two other Squad
members hopped up on the apron, but The Game quickly disposed of them, and tossed another member to the outside. With no
one left to interfere, Triple H leveled Kenny with a Pedigree and picked up the improbable win. The action didn`t stop there, though. After the match, irate at Kenny`s loss, the Squad ganged up on Triple H and brutally
assaulted him. After slamming his head into the announce table, the Squad mocked the fact that Mr. McMahon had taken away
his sledgehammer right before the match. Triple H backed himself up toward the announce table, and to the surprise of the
Spirit Squad, The Game retrieved a second sledgehammer and sent the men in green and white into a retreat.
In other shocking news, it was announced earlier in the day on WWE.com that Paul Heyman would be granted a draft pick from
both RAW and SmackDown for ECW, which is now going global. Before Heyman revealed what his two picks would be, though, he
had a face-off with Mick Foley. While Foley said that Heyman resents that he became the biggest star that
sports-entertainment has ever seen, Heyman said that Foley had become a cheap-shot taking whore. Foley was able to
correctly predict that Heyman’s draft pick from RAW was none other than Mr. Money in the Bank and former ECW
Television and Tag Team Champion Rob Van Dam. But Heyman also revealed his SmackDown draft pick, and it was a shocker.
Heyman said it was somebody who embodies the new vision of ECW, and that somebody was former WWE and World Heavyweight
Champion Kurt Angle. Angle stormed the ring and quickly took Foley off his feet and hit him with an Angle Slam. And it
seemed all too appropriate that Angle`s mouthpiece sported the word, violence. Just how violent will the Wrestling Machine
become when he goes to the extreme? Only time will tell.
On June 11, Heyman`s RAW draft pick will go one on one against John Cena for the WWE Championship. When RAW hit the air,
Mr. McMahon was scheduled to announce the new General Manager for the brand. But after much deliberation and several
interviews, The Chairman decided that none of the applicants matched up to his lofty standards. But he did name a new
Executive Assistant - Jonathan Coachman. Coachman came out and announced, among a couple other matches, Cena would be in
action against an opponent he had never faced before. It turned out that his opponent was former SmackDown Superstar Johnny Nitro. The former WWE Tag Team Champion and his
manager Melina were fired from SmackDown at Judgment Day when Melina slapped General Manager Theodore Long across the
face. But they landed on their feet very quickly and now have a new home on RAW. Their debuts weren`t very successful,
however. Nitro jumped out to an early advantage, but Cena was able to hit an FU and the STFU to make the newest member of
RAW tap out. During the match Rob Van Dam had been out to provide guest commentary and scout his One Night Stand opponent. RVD went
back and forth with Jerry The King Lawler trying to explain to him what ECW was all about. In fact, before RVD even came
out to the announce table, Lawler had some choice words for another ECW alumnus, and current SmackDown announcer, Tazz.
Lawler started to go off on Tazz on WWE.com Unlimited, and when RAW came back on the air, he continued his diatribe.
Tazz used to be tough. They used to call him the human suplex machine, said Lawler. But now he`s just a joke-cracking,
King Lawler wannabe. That`s all ECW is - a bunch of wannabes. And after Cena was victorious, Mr. Money in the Bank engaged
in an intense stare-down with The Champ. While RVD was up on the apron, Nitro came back into the picture and tried to
attack Cena. The Champ saw him coming, though, and tossed him into RVD, knocking them both to the outside. Will The Champ
once again have the last laugh at One Night Stand? Or will RVD be able to show Cena what ECW is all about and make the WWE
Championship the new ECW Championship?
While Cena will put the gold on the line at One Night Stand, RAW`s next pay-per-view, Vengeance, will be taking place in
four weeks. With the event being right around the corner, a No. 1 contender match was held between two former WWE
Champions - Edge and Big Show. The mammoth Big Show jumped out to an early advantage, but as usual, Lita got involved,
trying to help her man Edge. With Big Show’s back turned, Edge brought a steel chair into the ring. Big Show saw it
coming and swatted it out of the Rated R Superstar`s hands with his skillet-like fist. Lita countered with a low blow, but
Big Show was able to shrug it off and went to chokeslam the Diva. The referee stopped him, but with the official
distracted, Edge finally connected with the steel chair and flattened his enormous foe with a vicious spear for the win.
At Vengeance Edge will have an opportunity to regain what he feels should still be his - the WWE Championship. But who
will it be against - John Cena or Rob Van Dam? WWE.com grabbed a word with Edge moments after he knocked off Big Show on
RAW to become the No. 1 contender for the WWE Championship. Make sure you tuck the kiddies in early Sunday night, June 25,
because on that night Vengeance will be R-Rated, said an enthusiastic Edge. I`m the Rated R Superstar, and I`m the No. 1
contender. Look what I did to the World`s Largest Athlete tonight. Imagine what I will do with the gold on the line.
It is my year, it is my time!
In another monster of a match, no pun intended, Shelton Benjamin defended the Intercontinental Championship against Kane.
Benjamin used his athleticism to try and keep Kane off balance, but the Big Red Monster`s power seemed to be too much to
overcome. Kane caught Shelton in a second-straight splash attempt in the corner and chokeslammed him to the mat with
authority. But before he could make the pin attempt, red lights filled the Tacoma Dome, and Kane`s old entrance music
hit. With that, what appeared to be a mirror image of Kane, complete with his old mask and ring attire, came to the ring
and went face to face with the Big Red Monster. It was as if Kane was looking into his own soul. The mysterious figure
hoisted Kane up and sent him crashing to the mat with a vicious chokeslam. Who was the mysterious figure and what does he
want with Kane?
Viscera had revenge on his mind from last week in Las Vegas. It was then that Viscera proposed to Lilian Garcia. Before
the RAW ring announcer could give the World`s Largest Love Machine an answer, Viscera was attacked by the Samoan Bulldozer
Umaga. This week Viscera cornered Umaga`s manager Armando Alejandro Estrada, and told him that he wanted revenge on the
Samoan Bulldozer. Before Viscera could even complete his entrance, though, Umaga ambushed him. Viscera could never
recover, and moments later Umaga laid out Big Vis with his patented Samoan Spike to the throat for the win.
Beth Phoenix, who made her first RAW appearance a few weeks ago to join forces with Trish Stratus against Mickie James,
saw her first in-ring action. With Trish by her side, Phoenix teamed up with Torrie Wilson to take on Victoria & Candice
who also had Mickie James in their corner. Phoenix put on an impressive display and showed that she is a force to be
reckoned with in the Women`s Division when she pinned Candice for the win - much to the chagrin of Women`s Champion
Mickie James.
It was a jam-packed week on RAW, and Mr. McMahon`s new Executive Assistant was very pleased with the show and his first
night on the job. WWE.com caught up with Jonathan Coachman after RAW went off the air. I am so thrilled Mr. McMahon has
chosen me to be his right-hand man. I will not disappoint the boss or my many fans. RAW will be exciting, unpredictable
and cutting edge, said Coachman. Look what I brought to all the great RAW fans my first night on the job: Kane vs.
Shelton for the Intercontinental Championship, Big Show vs. Edge for the No. 1 contender slot for WWE Championship and
even Cena vs. Johnny Nitro. I was also directly responsible for persuading Melina to sign on with RAW and bring Nitro with
her. Wait until you see what Mr. McMahon and I have in store for you next week on RAW.
MATCHES:
Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin vs. Kane
ended in a no contest
Umaga defeated Viscera
Beth Phoenix & Torrie Wilson defeated Victoria & Candice
Triple H defeated Kenny of The Spirit Squad
via a Spirit Jack match
WWE Champion John Cena defeated Johnny Nitro
in a non title match
Edge defeated The Big Show
via a number 1 Contender match
RAW
# 680
6-5-06 Live
Mellon Arena
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
All last week, it was assumed that Triple H would be kissing Mr. McMahon`s ass on RAW. But at the end of the night, it was
the WWE Chairman and his son Shane who were kissing the mat after being outsmarted by the Cerebral Assassin. All night,
Triple H was adamant that he would not kiss the Chairman`s ass. Shane McMahon tried to calm him down, telling him to go
talk to Mr. McMahon. When he did, the Chairman offered him a potential reprieve: defeat the Big Show and the whole thing
will be called off. The Game agreed, but as soon as the match began, the Spirit Squad came out and attacked Big Show on
the floor to draw a disqualification against Triple H. Furious, The Game barged into Mr. McMahon`s office and asked him
why he sent the Squad out there. The Chairman played it off, but if you ask me, the coy way he told Triple H that there
was no alternative suggests that he knew damn well what was going to happen. Right before the ass kissing was set to
commence, Shane once again visited The Game`s locker room. Just like his sister Stephanie did to Shawn Michaels months
ago, Shane tried to slip a mysterious substance into The Game`s water. Somehow Triple H knew this was happening, and as
Shane turned away to call Mr. McMahon The Game switched their drinks, leaving Shane to drink the contaminated beverage.
Triple H played it cool, even feigning passing out as he was set to kiss Mr. McMahon`s ass. At that point the Chairman,
who had told The Game repeatedly that there was no malice to his demands, became belligerent and berated Triple H. After
dropping his trousers, the boss told Shane to set up The Game for his duty... but the prodigal son instead passed out from
the spiked drink. Mr. McMahon saw this, and as he turned around to investigate he saw The Game back on his feet. The
Chairman tried to pull up his pants but Triple H stopped him. It looked like he would go through with it, but instead, he
kicked Mr. McMahon in the stomach and dropped him with a Pedigree. As The Game stood tall over the McMahons, Jim Ross and
Jerry Lawler were left on commentary wondering just what the repercussions of Triple H`s actions will be. How will Mr.
McMahon react after his plan to have Triple H join the Kiss My Ass Club backfired in his face?
It was a hostile environment for John Cena on RAW as well, as he and Rob Van Dam officially signed the contract for their
WWE Championship Match at ECW One Night Stand. Prior to signing, RVD told Cena that it was only six days until he won the
WWE Championship and renamed it the ECW World Championship. Paul Heyman then told The Champ that he was walking into a
unique environment this Sunday, one with a rabid fan base that can`t wait to boo him out of the Hammerstein Ballroom.
Unfazed, Cena reminded RVD and Heyman of what he`s been through as champion before signing the contract and wishing RVD
luck. Before he could leave, however, Heyman told Cena that he had brought some people to give him a taste of ECW; at that
point, Balls Mahoney, Terry Funk, Tommy Dreamer and Sandman came to the ring from the crowd. Cena said he would go down
swinging and attacked the ECW contingent, but a cane to the head from Sandman dropped the WWE Champion. The ECW team
proceeded to destroy Cena, with Sabu driving him through a table with his signature Atomic Arabian Facebuster. Nearly a
dozen RAW Superstars ran out from the locker room to help their champion, but with the damage done the ECW contingent
high-tailed out of the ring and left through the crowd.
Another match was made official for this Sunday as well when Kurt Angle`s open challenge was answered. The Wrestling
Machine came out to see his hometown Pittsburgh fans, but was cut off by Mick Foley. The two traded barbs back and forth,
with Angle calling Foley Mrs. Foley`s hairy little prostitute and Foley chiding Angle for stealing his cheap pop. Mick
then introduced Edge, a man who holds several victories over Angle. The Rated-R Superstar compared Angle to the lowly
Pittsburgh Pirates and told him that he would be miserable in ECW, citing Angle walking out on ECW in 1996. The Wrestling
Machine disagreed, telling Edge that he would change the face of ECW because no one else could do this... which is when he
tripped Edge and went for the Ankle Lock. Foley broke it up, but after he took an Angle Slam for his trouble, the
Wrestling Machine did apply the Ankle Lock to Edge. Lita was able to pull him out of the ring, and as Angle stared the
hardcore trio down, Randy Orton stunned everybody by coming out of the crowd and dropping Angle with an RKO. Immediately
afterwards on WWE.com Unlimited the Legend Killer accepted Angle`s open challenge for One Night Stand, reminding the fans
that Angle had broken his ankle in April and it took 60 days for him to get his payback.
In another ECW development, Jerry Lawler accepted Tazz`s challenge for a match this Sunday night. The King said there was
nothing bad about Tazz except his announcing skills, and that while he may have choked everyone out in his career, choking
is illegal in a wrestling match. After accepting the challenge, Lawler told Tazz that he would make sure ECW One Night
Stand was his last stand.
It was a good night, however, for Carlito and Johnny Nitro. Early in the show, Carlito got a victory over Shelton Benjamin
in a non-title match, pinning the Intercontinental Champion after a back cracker. In my mind, that victory should catapult
Carlito up the rankings into position to challenge Benjamin for the gold. As for Nitro, he got his first RAW victory by
defeating Charlie Haas... but not without a little help from Melina. As Haas had Nitro in the corner, Melina ran into the
ring and faked spraining her ankle. As Haas turned to investigate, Nitro rolled him up and used a handful of tights to get
the victory. While Melina may have faked an injury, a RAW Diva actually was injured during the match; Lilian Garcia
suffered a sprained wrist before the match when she was inadvertently knocked off the apron while Haas ran the ropes.
The RAW Diva injury count increased to two later on when Beth Phoenix took on Victoria with Trish Stratus and Mickie James
at ringside. Beth looked to have the match won when James jumped on the apron, but Trish pulled the Women`s Champion down
to allow the match to continue. Victoria rolled Beth up and tried to use her tights to pin her, but the newest RAW Diva
escaped and nailed Victoria with a sit-down slam to earn the victory. Somewhere during the scuffle, however, Beth suffered
a fractured lower jaw and was taken to a local medical facility for further examination. It has been determined that Beth
will need oral surgery, which is a tough break; not only is she a hottie, but she was also on a roll following her
official RAW debut two weeks ago.
While some Superstars had a good night and others had a bad one, Kane had what can best be described as a bittersweet RAW.
The Big Red Monster took on Lance Cade and pretty much destroyed the former World Tag Team Champion. Before he could pin
him after a chokeslam, the lights dimmed and a voice told Kane to come to the back if you want to find me. Kane stormed to
the locker room, which gave Cade a win by countout. When the Big Red Monster got to the back, he screamed for the voice to
come out; the lights flickered, and when they returned the mirror image of Kane was once again behind him. When Kane came
up behind the Big Red Monster he attacked, sending him into a wall and knocking him out by throwing a garbage can at his
head. Once again, the commentators were left speechless by the bizarre turn of events. Cade and Trevor Murdoch weren`t
speechless, however, as later on WWE.com Unlimited Murdoch crowed that Cade`s victory was only the beginning and they
would be the next World Tag Team Champions. I hate to burst your bubble Trevor, but you didn`t win anything, and if you do
get a chance at the World Tag Team Championship, it won`t change hands on a countout. Although now that I think
about it, rednecks vs. cheerleaders is a match I`d pay to see.
And while school may be nearly out for summer, the learning is just beginning for Eugene. Prior to their match, Matt
Striker asked Eugene if he did not learn his lesson from the last time Striker beat him in the ring. The special Superstar
told his teacher that he had found a tutor, bringing Hacksaw Jim Duggan from the locker room. Apparently the tutoring
worked, as Eugene defeated Striker using Hacksaw`s signature three-point stance clothesline. A frustrated Striker attacked
Eugene after the match, tossing him into the ring steps. Hacksaw came to break it up and look after Eugene, but he was
blindsided by Umaga. The Samoan Bulldozer ran Hacksaw into the ringpost, and after dropping a flying headbutt on
Hacksaw, Umaga dropped him with the Samoan spike. Armando Alejandro Estrada then grabbed a microphone and told Duggan that
while he may be a hero and a legend, he had just become the latest victim of the Samoan Bulldozer.
MATCHES:
Carlito defeated Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin (non-title match)
Big Show defeated Triple H
via a disqualification
Eugene defeated Matt Striker
Lance Cade defeated Kane
via a count out
Johnny Nitro defeated Charlie Haas
Beth Phoenix defeated Victoria
RAW
# 681
6-12-06 Live
Bryce Jordan Center
State College Pennsylvania
Simply put, at ECW One Night Stand, John Cena was screwed. The former WWE Champion has reigned victorious in steel cages,
I Quit Matches and even the Elimination Chamber, but this was his first Championship defense in an ECW Rules Match. Cena
was able to overcome the ravenous, sold-out crowd at the Hammerstein Ballroom, but he couldn`t endure a spear by Edge
through a table and a three-count by non-referee Paul Heyman. At the end of the night, Rob Van Dam was crowned the new
Champion. Cena has been through a lot during his time on RAW. But after what happened at One Night Stand, he finally
snapped on RAW. A new, more vicious, blood-thirsty Cena, hell-bent on revenge was unveiled. It was as if ECW had awoken a
sleeping dragon. At the top of the show, Paul Heyman announced that despite all of the controversy swirling around One
Night Stand, Rob Van Dam was the new WWE Champion. Because the match was an ECW Rules Match, everything that occurred in
the match was legal. As reported earlier by WWE.com, Cena was already scheduled to face Edge in a one-on-one match. But
upon hearing the news, Cena had even more reason to want to get his hands on the Rated R Superstar. As soon as he hit the
ring, however, Cena turned into a tornado of lefts and rights, backing Edge into a corner. Lita tried to break things up,
but it only seemed to anger Cena more. Edge ran away through the crowd, but not everyone was safe. Stevie Richards, Balls
Mahoney and Justin Credible of ECW were ringside to cheer on Edge, and they had nowhere to run. Cena pulled them out of
their front row seats and over the guard rail and started swinging a steel chair like a man possessed. Taking a page out
of his ECW enemies, Cena left all three members of the new brand laying motionless after the maniacal onslaught. Perhaps
Cena put it best when he addressed the crowd after his own personal demolition derby. "At One Night Stand, I got an
awakening as to how ECW does business," said Cena. "According to them, anyone can show up, and when they get there, they
can do whatever the hell they want. And you know what... I think I like it." But that wasn`t all Cena said. Tuesday night
ECW will be debuting on the Sci Fi Channel at 10/9 CT. Earlier in the evening Paul Heyman invited everyone and anyone to
join ECW in a big party where Rob Van Dam will rechristen the WWE Championship as the new ECW Championship. The slogan for
ECW is "a new breed unleashed", but it looks like at the same time they have unleashed a new, more aggressive, more
vicious John Cena. And the former Champion is looking forward to showcasing his new demeanor on the Sci Fi Channel Tuesday
night. "Tomorrow is the television debut of ECW, and I’m gonna show up," said Cena Monday night on RAW. "And when I
do, I`m gonna do whatever the hell I wanna do. So, Paul Heyman, thank you for throwing this party tomorrow night because
John Cena will have an "extremely" good time." Cena already decimated three ECW wrestlers on RAW. What will the enraged
former Champion have in store for Tuesday night?
While John Cena unveiled a new attitude on RAW, two other Superstars turned back the clock a bit and reverted to their old
ways. You could almost say that Triple H and Shawn Michaels went through a bit of a degeneration. Last week on RAW, Triple
H embarrassed Mr. McMahon like he had never been embarrassed before. The Chairman explained what happened, and what the
repercussions would be in his State of the WWE Address earlier in the evening. "It is one thing to establish a Kiss My Ass
Club, but it`s another thing for someone to drive me down to the canvas exposing my derriere on an involuntary basis -
there are children watching this show... Triple H needs to be taught a lesson." To teach Triple H that lesson, Mr. McMahon
put The Game in a 5-on-1 Gauntlet Match against the entire Spirit Squad. The match started as a one-on-one match, but at
Mr. McMahon`s call, another Squad member joined the match. Triple H held his own for a while, but when it became four on
one, the Squad started to dismantle the King of Kings, just as The Chairman had wanted. Mr. McMahon instructed the Squad
to place a chair around Triple H`s neck so they could injury him, much like they did with HBK`s knee. But when Mr. McMahon
called for the fifth member of the squad, Mitch was thrown across the stage. The Chairman looked on in bewilderment, but
that feeling soon turned into rage as Shawn Michaels, who was thought to be out with a knee injury, came to Triple H`s
aid. HBK and Triple H cleaned house of the Spirit Squad and punctuated it with Sweet Chin Music on Kenny and a Pedigree on
Johnny. And then, for the icing on the cake, a reunited HBK and Triple H delivered a series of double crotch chops to the
Chairman. Then Triple H added insult to injury when he pulled down his trunks and mooned Mr. McMahon. The rebel group that
first terrorized any and all authority figures durring the Attitude era was back - D-Generation X was reunited. Incensed
at what occurred, Mr. McMahon, who was backstage with the Spirit Squad, declared that at Vengeance, the entire Squad would
face Shawn Michaels and Triple H in a 5-on-2 Handicap Match, and DX would be gone once and for all. DX has never let
anyone in a position of authority get the best of them before, but will this be a different story?
That wasn`t the only match announced for Vengeance, though. When Paul Heyman declared that Rob Van Dam was officially the
WWE Champion and would be re-christening the gold as the ECW Championship, he also noted that ECW still recognizes Edge as
the No. 1 Contender. So, at Vengeance, Rob Van Dam will defend his Championship against Edge.
There will also be a battle of legends at Vengeance. Mick Foley came to the ring to address his WWE fans to let them know
that the old Mick Foley was back - the lovable, human muppet was back. But before Foley could get much further, he was
interrupted by none other than the Nature Boy Ric Flair. And then, three years of pent up frustration completely boiled
over. "You standing up for WWE is crap. You`re a glorified stuntman," said an enraged Flair. "For 10 years guys like the
Nature Boy, Triple H, The Rock, Stone Cold, Undertaker and Kurt Angle have wrestled their way to greatness. And you know
what bugs me? People come up to me and say that the coolest thing they ever saw was Mick Foley falling off the top of the
cage and through the announce table at Hell in a Cell. That pissess me off. We have bled and wrestled our way to greatness.
You just fall off a cage, and you`re great." Foley wasted no time in responding to the Nature Boy`s heated words. "What
pisses you off is that they (the fans) don`t care about you vs. Harley Race at the first Starrcade. They don`t care about
you vs. Ricky Steamboat. They don`t even remember you vs. Terry Funk in the I Quit Match," said Foley. "To WWE fans, to my
WWE fans, you`ll never be in my same league. And you know more than anything else that you can`t do anything about it,
because the glorified stuntman will rip you apart just like that." Flair promptly ripped off his jacket and dared Foley to
take a shot at him, but Foley backed off. The Hardcore Legend said that due to blurry vision and sever lacerations from
One Night Stand, he couldn`t do it on RAW. But he would do it at Vengeance. To make matters even more interesting,
Vengeance will be in Flair`s hometown of Charlotte, N.C. And to try to rub it in, Foley wants to beat Flair at his own
game. "I won`t need thumb tacks, ladders or barbed wire. I`ll outwrestle you at Vengeance in your hometown of Charlotte,"
said Foley. "And I`ll do it your way - in a 2 out of 3 Falls Match." Flair wasted no time in accepting, so the two legends
will battle in an epic clash in less than two weeks.
The Intercontinental Championship will also be defended at Vengeance. Shelton Benjamin will have to defend the gold in a
Triple Threat Match against Carlito and Johnny Nitro. Carlito went one on one against Nitro, and Benjamin was on hand to
provide guest commentary. Benjamin said that it takes two men to even compete with him. The comment is interesting
considering that Carlito recently defeated the Champion in a non-title match, but Benjamin blamed that on getting dust in
his eye. Regardless, Benjamin interjected himself in the match on RAW and prevented Nitro from falling victim to the Back
Cracker, helping him get the win. But Benjamin will have to be careful at Vengeance, because if Nitro can pin Carlito
again, or vice versa, the Champion can lose the gold without even being involved in the decision.
A Vengeance challenge was also laid out. In a backstage interview with Todd Grisham, Randy Orton issued a challenge to
ECW's Kurt Angle. Orton, who came back from a broken ankle at the hands of the Wrestling Machine, tapped out once again to
Angle at One Night Stand. But after facing Angle on his home turf, Orton wants his nemesis in a WWE ring, with WWE rules.
Will the Wrestling Machine accept the challenge? RAW`s newest Superstar Randy Orton had the first match of the night, but
it didn`t last long. He went one on one with Kane, and before long, the two Superstars battled up the ramp. Battering
Orton with rights and lefts, Kane was relentless in his pursuit, resulting in a double count-out. After blocking an RKO on
the stage, sending Orton down hard on the steel, Kane was once again confronted by the mysterious figure resembling the
Kane of old. After a couple of thunderous punches, the unknown assailant sent Kane crashing off the stage. Who is
continuing to terrorize Kane, and what is the reasoning?
Umaga also continued his reign of terror of RAW. One week after being blindsided by the Samoan Bulldozer, WWE Legend
Hacksaw Jim Duggan had a one-on-one match against the undefeated Umaga. The brave Hacksaw was no match for the seemingly
unstoppable Umaga. The Samoan Bulldozer even took Duggan`s trademark 2 x 4 and broke it over his head, showing no
ill-effects. After the match, Umaga tied Eugene up in the ropes and made him watch his tutor, Hacksaw, endure even more
punishment. Can anyone stop the Samoan Bulldozer?
Last week on RAW, Charlie Haas, amped up for his match against Nitro, ran full-throttle into the ring and sprang off the
ropes. Unfortunately, he did not see ring announcer Lilian Garcia on the apron, and knocked her to the floor. Lilian
suffered a strained and sprained wrist due to the incident. Haas came out and tried to apologize to Lilian, but before she
could reply, Viscera came out. Lilian`s one-time boyfriend, who seems to be smitten with her once again, said that Lilian
may accept Haas` apology, but he didn`t. With that, Viscera decimated Haas and finished him off with a thunderous splash.
Lilian just looked on with a confused look on her face. Are Lilian and Viscera back together?
It was also a night of firsts on RAW as there was the first-ever Wet and Wild Water Match between Torrie Wilson and
Candice. Water guns, buckets of water and even water balloons could be used, and the winner of the match would be on the
cover of the WWE Summer Special Magazine. In the end, after soaking each other with water, Torrie was able to take Candice
down for the pin. After the match, Torrie celebrated by throwing some left-over balloons at Good Ol' J.R. at the announce
booth.
Also, in a backstage interview with Todd Grisham, Mickie James noted that it seems pretty ironic that every time someon
has an issue with her, they get hurt. Ashley called her psycho, and she ended up with a broken leg and is now on
SmackDown. Trish Stratus tried to win back her Women`s Championship, and her shoulder popped out. And now Beth Phoenix has
a broken jaw. Mickie also revealed that she has known Beth ever since grade school. She said that they were friends
growing up, but then Beth just started to become mean. But what exactly happened between the two Divas to make them such
bitter enemies?
And the Highlanders are on their way to RAW. A video highlighting the Scotland natives was revealed showing them walking
the unfamiliar streets of New York. They were shocked to be in a place that had more people than sheep.
MATCHES:
Kane vs Randy Orton
ended in a no-contest
Umaga defeated Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Torrie Wilson defeated Candice
via a Wet and Wild Water Match
Spirit Squad vs Triple H
in a 5-on-1 Gauntlet Match
ended in a no-contest
Johnny Nitro defeated Carlito
John Cena defeated Edge
via a disqualification
RAW
# 682
6-19-06 Live
Blue Cross Arena
Rochester, New York
D-Generation X was back in the house in Rochester, and they certainly left their mark all over Monday Night RAW. As the
show began, Mr. McMahon made his way to the ring to address his plan for DX. As he left his office, however, he ran into a
bunch of strange incidents. From a man who had a rooster (because he heard Mr. McMahon loves cocks) to a group of male
strippers to a man delivering a penis-enlarger pump, the Chairman got it all. When he finally got to the ring, his speech
was quickly cut off by Shane McMahon emerging from the back; when Shane told his father that sister Stephanie was in
labor, the Chairman was so hell-bent on getting back at DX that he was hesitant to go. But after being coerced by Shane
and cursing Stephanie for having bad timing, the boss left Jonathan Coachman in charge. From there, things just broke
down. The Spirit Squad came out to interrupt a match between Charlie Haas and Viscera that stemmed from Haas saying that
Lilian had accepted his apology for injuring her over some "pillow talk." Big Vis proceeded to destroy Haas, but the match
never finished as the Squad ran in to attack both men and call out DX. Triple H and Shawn Michaels popped up on the
TitanTron and said they`d come out when ready, but until then they had two words... look up. When the Squad did, a
waterfall of green paint dropped on them, covering the World Tag Team Champions in liquid and embarrassing them. DX then
turned their focus to interim boss Jonathan Coachman. After apparently desecrating his office, DX came in to talk to
Coachman. Of course, they mocked the poor Executive Assistant in the process, but soon seemed to change their tune.
Coachman told them they needed to reconsider their "plan" for tonight, which seemed to bring HBK and The Game around.
Instead, they put poor Coachman through the wall head-first and then pulled down his pants to expose a very thin thong. It
was not a pretty sight for sure, so to spruce it up a bit, HBK and the Game spray-painted DX on his exposed derriere.
Finally, it came time for DX to head to the ring for their official reunion. In the back, the Spirit Squad tried to round
up several RAW Superstars in the locker room to help them combat DX, and they seemed in agreement; unfortunately, seemed
was the operative word. DX came to the ring, and Triple H took the fans back by delivering his famous "Let`s get ready to
suck it!" line. Michaels then confessed that he was a bad boy, saying that Stephanie being in labor was all a joke. He
then asked Triple H what kind of man would get her pregnant anyway, to which the quick-witted Game replied "I don`t know,
but he must be some kind of stud!" HBK quickly changed the subject, shifting the focus to Vengeance. As he spoke though,
the Spirit Squad`s music interrupted him... and out came five little men dressed as cheerleaders. DX shared a quick laugh
and dispatched them, with The Game lauding Shawn for his handiwork. Triple H had his own idea of what cheerleaders should
look like, bringing out four hot ladies to do a cheer. I REALLY have to start hanging out with those guys more... anyway,
after the cheer, the ladies revealed the letters DX written on their bras. But just as The Game tried to get them to flash
their goodies, the perennial wet blankets that are the World Tag Team Champions really did interrupt. Out with them came a
group of Superstars, from Umaga to Cade & Murdoch to Matt Striker. When they charged the ring, however, the backup bailed,
leaving the Squad to fend for themselves. Poor Johnny and Mikey didn`t realize it, and once they got in the ring they were
toast. After a brief scuffle, Triple H pounded Mikey into the mat with a Pedigree while Johnny got a little Sweet Chin
Music. DX then brought back the little people, telling the Squad they had two words for them... which were suck it, of
course, but instead of saying them, the little men mooned the Squad and had the words written on their butt cheeks. From
the first minute to the last minute, it was clear that D-Generation X ruled RAW once again like they did in the group`s
heyday. They left their mark on RAW, but can they do the same to the Spirit Squad at Vengeance?
As for poor Coachman, DX wasn`t the only nuisance he ran into. Coachman found Paul Heyman in his office shortly after DX
doused the Squad, and Heyman told the interim boss that he had a busload of ECW rebels in the parking lot ready to destroy
RAW. Instead, Heyman negotiated with Coachman and got a match made for ECW on Sci Fi: Edge & Randy Orton vs. Rob Van Dam &
Kurt Angle. He also managed to get a match between John Cena and Balls Mahoney made for RAW, and that`s where the hardcore
group did their damage. Cena naturally made short work of Balls, making him tap out to the STFU. But as Cena stalked
Heyman, Sabu ran into the ring and tossed a chair at him. The crazed ECW star then slammed Cena into the announce table
and set up a chair in the ring. With Cena prone, Sabu leaped and did a Triple Jump Legdrop onto the former WWE Champion,
putting them both through the table. A bloodied Cena then had to be helped to the back as Sabu and Heyman ran out through
the crowd. That wasn`t ECW`s only appearance of the night. Edge took on Ric Flair later in the show, with Mick Foley doing
commentary. In the end, Flair brought Lita into the ring, which distracted the referee; Foley jumped up on the apron and
gave Flair a Mandible Claw, which led into Edge nailing a spear for the win. When it was over, however, WWE Champion Rob
Van Dam ran into the ring and attacked Edge, nailing the No. 1 Contender with a Five-Star Frog Splash. Both RVD and Sabu
left their Vengeance opponents beaten on RAW; will the same happen this Sunday night? One RAW Superstar did have a
response for ECW, however. After defeating Snitsky with the RKO, Randy Orton offered some words of wisdom about ECW and
Vengeance. "Am I excited to go into an ECW ring tomorrow? No," Orton said. "But as far as Angle goes, either tomorrow
night or Sunday night Kurt Angle will find out that vengeance is mine." WWE.com Unlimited featured a couple of statements
being made as well. In Striker`s Classroom, Matt Striker gave his review of ECW. However, all he did was chastise ECW for
how they dress and what they do. Later, Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch came out to address the crowd and announce their
intention to go for the World Tag Team Championship. Cade said they were mad because they got no respect, with Murdoch
saying that when you make rednecks angry, bad things happen.
It was announced that Kane would face his "impostor" at Vengeance. In an interview with Jim Ross,
the Big Red Monster said that he knew exactly who it was and why he was stalking him. However, Kane said that growing up,
this person was more demented than even him, and when Jerry Lawler asked Kane if he was afraid, all he could say was "you
just don`t understand." After watching that, I can only wonder what frame of mind Kane will be in come Vengeance.
It was announced that Umaga would face Eugene at Vengeance, and the Samoan Bulldozer gained momentum by destroying
poor John McChesney. Hell, it could`ve been Kenny Chesney; the poor kid didn`t stand a chance from the opening bell.
Estrada then tried to remind the crowd who he was, but as they chanted his name along with him, Armando stopped and
dropped the microphone disgustedly. Later, Maria was backstage with Eugene, who tried to give her an update on "Hacksaw"
Jim Duggan. Realizing that was a nightmare waiting to happen, Rob Conway interrupted to make fun of Duggan. That made
Eugene snap, and he clobbered poor Conway. After the scuffle Eugene looked worried, but then did a little dance before
leaving.
Johnny Nitro and Shelton Benjamin defeated Carlito in a Handicap Match. The match was
made after Jonathan Coachman found Carlito laughing about DX, and despite the Caribbean Superstar`s efforts, Nitro stole
the win with a roll-up and a handful of tights. Nitro and Benjamin argued during and after the match, and after Nitro left
Benjamin in the ring, Carlito got a measure of revenge by nailing the Intercontinental Champion with a back cracker. These
three men all meet at Vengeance for the gold, and it`s sure to be a volatile situation.
Mickie James showed a little bit more of her psycho side. Mickie & Candice won a Bra & Panties Match over Torrie Wilson &
Maria, with Mickie looking dominant. When Candice tried to celebrate with her, Mickie knocked her partner down and
stripped her as well. She then went to ringside and stole Jim Ross’ hat, but as she went to leave, a fan heckled
her. Mickie seemed to snap, pulling the fan to the barrier and pulling off her shirt before giggling and walking away. It
appears as if Mickie is sicker than ever, and based on what`s happened to Ashley, Trish Stratus and Beth Phoenix, I`d
watch out if I was around her.
MATCHES:
Mickie James & Candice Michelle defeated Torrie Wilson & Maria
via a Bra and Panties Match
Viscera vs Charlie Haas
ended in a No Contest
Umaga defeated John McChesney
John Cena defeated Balls Mahoney
Randy Orton defeated Gene Snitsky
Johnny Nitro & Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin defeated Carlito
via a Handicap Match
Edge defeated Ric Flair
RAW
# 683
6-26-06 Live
Crown Center
Fayetteville, North Carolina
There`s an old expression that says... well, "Shit Happens." On RAW, it happened alright; thanks to DX, it happened all
over Mr. McMahon, his son Shane and the Spirit Squad. DX were scheduled to take on Shane & Mr. McMahon, and before the
match the McMahon men said that they would "beat the crap" out of DX. However, the match never even took place; and as for
DX`s crap, well, it ended up all over the Chairman and his associates. When the match was set to begin, Mr. McMahon`s
music hit; but instead of the Chairman, Triple H came out dressed as such. The Game cleared up any rumors about Mr.
McMahon, insinuating that he didn`t like cocks, but in fact it was Dicks. You know, Dick Ebersol, Dick Cheney, Dick Clark
and the like. When he threatened to fire anyone who got between him and his Dicks, HBK came out to Shane-o-Mac`s music;
Michaels was even dressed like the younger McMahon, complete with Shane-o-Mac jersey. The "product of Mr. McMahon`s semen"
showcased his dancing skills, which brought The Game to put a halt to the proceedings. Having to top HBK, The Game rolled
a clip on the TitanTron of Mr. McMahon singing "Stand Back" at the 1987 Slammy Awards! The degenerates danced to the
classic tune until finally the Chairman`s music hit once again. As the McMahons threatened DX with baseball bats, they
introduced the "observers" who would watch the match. Of course, it was the Spirit Squad. But as Mr. McMahon told DX what
was in store for them, he noticed a Porta-Potty sitting on the stage. When the poor WWE Chairman inquired what it was for,
Triple H told him that it was there because he was full of crap. And then the heavens opened. In a scene that would make
even the worst offenders cringe, the McMahons and the Spirit Squad were covered in shit! Yes, actual human waste. If you
thought the green paint last week was bad, well, go find one of the McMahons and tell him that. DX was left standing tall,
once again getting the best of Mr. McMahon and his band of henchmen.
Moving onto less messy matters, the WWE Championship was on the line in the main event of RAW when Rob Van Dam defended
his gold against John Cena. The match was made last night at Vengeance, and earlier in the night on RAW, Edge expressed
his displeasure about Cena`s opportunity to regain the gold. Interrupting Torrie Wilson`s WWE Summer Special Magazine
cover unveiling, Edge said he was the MVP on RAW, and that he was the one who should be on magazine covers and receiving
WWE Championship opportunities. Since he couldn`t get what he wanted however, he decided that he would "get the hell off
of RAW." Edge & Lita then left through the crowd and exited the arena, leaving behind the "joke" that was RAW.
Unfortunately, the joke would end up being on Cena and Van Dam later in the night. Cena and Van Dam threw everything they
had at each other, and late in the match it looked like RVD was ready to put the challenger away. However, Cena rolled
away from a Five Star Frog Splash attempt, and after blocking Rolling Thunder by using his knees, Cena looked poised to
reclaim the gold. He nailed RVD with an FU and locked him in the STFU, but just as the champion looked to tap out, Edge
ran in and attacked both men. After nailing Cena with the Edgecution DDT and spearing RVD, the Rated-R Superstar told the
WWE Champion that he would "see him tomorrow night." If what Edge meant what I think he did, that means that the Rated-R
Superstar will be showing up on ECW on Sci Fi to confront the champion.
The Women`s Championship was on the line on RAW as well. In her first match back after missing two months with a shoulder
injury, Trish Stratus challenged Mickie James for the gold. Trish fought valiantly, but unfortunately couldn`t get the job
done, as Mickie nailed her with a DDT to get the pinfall and retain the gold. After the match, however, Melina led new
Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro to the ring. Melina told Trish that while the six-time Women`s Champion may have
been the top WWE Diva at one point, that title now belonged to her. This enraged Trish, who attacked Melina.
Unfortunately, Nitro grabbed Trish and it looked like a two-on-one attack would occur until Carlito ran out from the back
to help Trish by running them off. Later, Trish caught up to Carlito in the back and thanked him, but Carlito went off on
a rant about Nitro stealing his victory at Vengeance. When he finally realized what was happening, however, Carlito told
Trish it was no problem. A smiling Trish then referenced Carlito`s "Do You Spit or Swallow?" shirt and whispered something
in his ear. Carlito`s response? "Now THAT`S cool!"
The saga between Kane and his impostor also continued on RAW. The Big Red Monster took on Randy Orton, and as it looked
like he was going to finish off the Legend Killer, the impostor made his way to the ring. Kane tried to attack both of
them, but unfortunately fell victim to an RKO that gave Orton the victory. After the match, impostor Kane tried to attack,
but the Big Red Monster. He basically destroyed the doppelganger, giving him two chokeslams in the ring before the
impostor ran away. After one more chokeslam on the stage, Kane dragged the impostor through the backstage area. As they
reached a back door, the Big Red Monster ripped off the impostor`s mask, saying "I believe that this is mine!" Kane then
threw him out the door, but not before it was revealed that the impostor was bald like the Big Red Monster.
The Charlie Haas/Viscera/Lilian Garcia love triangle continued to simmer, which worked out in the favor of Lance Cade &
Trevor Murdoch. As Viscera & Val Venis took on Cade & Murdoch, Haas made his way to ringside and began to talk to Lilian.
Lilian seemed disgusted, but the worst was yet to come. As Viscera was dominating in the ring, Haas began to rub her
shoulders before finally kissing her. That distracted Vis long enough for the former World Tag Team Champions to do a
little high/low action on big man. They nailed their old Sweet and Sour signature move to get the pinfall, and an angry
Vis was left in the ring to stew about the whole situation. This also happened to be Val`s first match on RAW since
injuring his elbow nearly three months ago; as you can tell it was a tough night for the returnees.
Ric Flair also made an appearance on RAW, appearing via satellite from his home in Charlotte. His specific point of
interest was Mick Foley, and Flair lambasted the Hardcore Legend for his actions at Vengeance. "Last night, you proved
that everything in my book is true," Flair screamed. "You`re a glorified stuntman who takes the easy way out." Later,
Flair added that Foley "knows nothing about wrestling," and that "the next time I see you, the glorified stuntman will
be mine all night long. WHOO!"
And in one other toilet humor moment, another video showcasing the Highlanders was seen on RAW. Rory McAllister and his
cousin Robbie were in a bathroom this time, and the Scottish pair was mesmerized by a urinal. You can pretty much guess
what happened next, but to make a long story short, the Highlanders will make their debut next week on RAW.
MATCHES:
Women's Champion Mickie James defeated Trish Stratus
Umaga defeated Kamala
Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch defeated Val Venis & Viscera
Randy Orton defeated Kane
WWE Champion Rob Van Dam vs John Cena
ended in a No Contest
WWE investigating Rob Van Dam and Sabu charges
July 3, 2006
In the wake of being faced with five violations, including drug possession, by the Ohio State Highway Patrol, WWE.com
reports that Rob Van Dam and Sabu arrived at the Wachovia Center in Philadelphia at 1:30 p.m. today and immediately went
into a meeting with Vice President of Talent Relations John Laurinaitis. Following the meeting, Mr. Laurinaitis told
WWE.com that Rob Van Dam and Sabu will be eligible to compete tonight on RAW and tomorrow night at ECW on Sci Fi while an
ongoing investigation is being conducted by World Wrestling Entertainment. The two men will be appearing in court
Thursday morning at Ironton Municipal Court.
According to the Ironton Tribune, Rob Van Dam and Sabu were pulled over on U.S. 52, near Patrick Street in Hanging Rock,
Ohio at about 10:15 p.m. Sunday night. The two were apparently driving from their performances at the Big Sandy Superstore
Arena earlier in the evening. According to the Ohio State Police, as reported by the Ironton Tribune, Van Dam was
initially stopped for speeding. When troopers approached his vehicle, they smelled marijuana and performed a search.
Troopers found RVD in possession of 18 grams of marijuana and five Vicodin, prescription pain pills. Sabu was charged with
possession of drug paraphernalia and also had nine pills that were not immediately identifiable, but were known to be
controlled substances, according to the OSHP. Both were cited and posted bond at the scene.
RAW
# 684
7-3-06 Live
Wachovia Center
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Ever since ECW One Night Stand, RAW has been without a WWE Champion, but after one wild night in the city of brotherly
love, that is no longer the case. In a No Disqualificaion, No Count-out, Triple Threat Match for the WWE Championship,
John Cena looked to have everything wrapped up. Cena had laid out Van Dam with his patented FU, but right before he could
make the cover, Edge came in from out of nowhere and leveled the Dr. of Thuganomics with the same Championship belt that
they were both vying for. With that, the calculating Edge made the cover on the already fallen RVD and score the easy
1-2-3. Edge had stolen the WWE Championship from John Cena. You can argue that Cena should have won. You can argue that
Edge`s actions were somewhat underhanded. But one thing that you cannot argue is that the Rated R Superstar is the new WWE
Champion, and the WWE Championship is back on RAW. Any time the WWE Championship changes hands, it`s a huge deal, and any
time it changes hands on RAW, it`s an extremely rare occurrence. But before RAW went on the air tonight, the Championship
wasn`t even scheduled to be defended. The Triple Threat Match was supposed to take place at Saturday Night`s Main Event,
and a Pick Your Partner Triple Threat Tag Team Match was supposed to take place on RAW at the Wachovia Center. But RVD
changed all of that when he decided to prove that he was a fighting champion and defend the gold right then and there in
Philadelphia. He did prove that he was a fighting champion, but he certainly didn`t prove that he was a smart one. The
result was the exact thing that ECW`s Paul Heyman was afraid of. Heyman tried to discourage RVD from going through with
the match since it was in a WWE ring, with WWE referees and against both Edge and Cena. But RVD said that he believed in
himself and he believed in ECW. Heyman wasn`t the only one who seemed to have some psychic powers on the night. Right
before the Championship Match took place, Edge told Todd Grisham backstage, "Despite being completely unprepared for
this match, I`ll walk out with something that this city hasn`t seen in 23 years - a champion." And that`s exactly what
he did. What does this mean for Saturday Night`s Main Event? And how will Cena react to having the WWE Championship so
close to his grasp that he could taste it, only to have it ripped away by his arch nemesis?
But not all of the fireworks took place in the ring on RAW. Last week, Mr. McMahon placed a ban on D-Generation X,
refusing to let them into the Wachovia Center. Upon DX`s arrival, Jonathan Coachman and a barricade of security personnel
informed them that they were barred from entering the arena and had to leave the premises. With that, DX did what they
normally do - they improvised. A DX-sponsored BBQ was thrown outside the area, and with HBK and The Game behind the party,
it`s not surprising that it attracted more than a few bubbly females, as well as some beer-thirsty dudes looking to snack
on a smorgasbord of holiday food, including a DX-specialty - Mr. McMahon-size cocktail wieners. As the party outside
raged, Triple H took a break from his grilling duties just as Candice Michelle approached wanting to lure The Game into
some post-dinner activities. Unfortunately for her, his services were already being rendered by a groupie hiding under the
table. The good thing for Candice - not to mention for us viewers - groupies don`t travel alone, and the second DX groupie
hiding under the table was in a very giving mood, and Candice certainly seemed to have no problem receiving. Meanwhile,
believing he could finally let his guard down and concentrate on running his company, Mr. McMahon had no idea the type of
night he`d be in for. His plan to ban DX backfired horribly, and it began when DX seized control of the WWE production
truck. Realizing they had access to every aspect of production, DX took control of RAW and ruined another Monday night for
the Chairman. Without access to his private bathroom, Mr. McMahon was forced to use the public facilities. During the
epitome of private moments, Mr. McMahon talked to himself about his Andre the Giant sized "frankfurter," never stopping to
think DX had activated the camera installed inside the Wachovia Center`s restrooms. Realizing his boss was again the butt
of a DX joke, Jonathan Coachman burst into the bathroom to warn Mr. McMahon of their latest stunt. But he startled The
Chairman before he was finished doing his business, and Coachman`s suit got spritzed by the remainder of his boss`
"relief." Embarrassed, with wet pants, and with unwashed hands, Mr. McMahon fled to the ring to address DX`s latest
scheme. His announcement turned into another debauchery, as DX toyed with the microphone, altering The Chairman`s voice to
sound as child-like as Michael Jackson`s to as deep as Darth Vader`s. He had just enough time to reveal that on July 15,
at Saturday Night`s Main Event, DX would again take on all five members of the Spirit Squad, but this time it would be in
an Elimination Match, stacking the odds even more in favor of the Squad. With that said, a response was made DX-style with
a doodle of a rooster on the screen adjacent to The Chairman`s head, reminding viewers of Mr. McMahon`s infatuation with
cocks. Defeated yet again by DX, Mr. McMahon tried to pack it in early and flee the arena, but he was one step behind. An
onslaught of fireworks smoked him out of the limo just as it began to pull away As he rolled out of the car, his face as
black as a coalminer`s, The Game and HBK stood over him, sparklers in hand, letting him know that banning DX from an arena
is something that should never be done again.
The Spirit Squad will have DX at Saturday Night's Main Event, but they also had their hands full on RAW. But in the end,
their supreme teamwork led to a 10-man tag team victory over Eugene, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Val Venis, Viscera and Snitsky.
While the WWE Championship ended up changing hands, the Intercontinental Championship did not. Johnny Nitro put his gold
on the line against Carlito in his first Championship defense since winning the title at Vengeance. It was at Vengeance
that some say Nitro stole the gold from Carlito. After hitting the back cracker on Benjamin at Vengeance, Nitro swooped in
and made the pin. And just last week, Nitro and Carlito were at odds again as they were involved in a confrontation
between Melina and Trish Stratus. It looked as though Carlito was going to exact revenge on Nitro to once again become
Intercontinental Champion, but it just wasn`t in the cards for the Caribbean native. Carlito was able to once again hit
his back cracker, but when he went for the pin, Melina jumped in the ring and broke things up causing a disqualification.
The Intercontinental Championship once again slipped through Carlito`s fingers. After the match, though Trish Stratus made
a mad dash to the ring, and immediately started a vicious cat fight with Melina. While both Divas looked to be suffering
some stiff punishment, DX, who was outside in the production truck, was having a good ol` time, showing replays of the cat
fight, which showcased the Divas in revealing positions.
Shawn Michaels and Triple H also decided to have some fun with Armando Alejandro Estrada. Before Estrada could finish
introducing his man, Umaga, HBK interrupted with an impromptu advertisement for the new DX T-shirt. An enraged Estrada
stormed out of the ring leaving Umaga to dismantle Scott Wright. After the match, Estrada tried to address the crowd once
again, but DX struck again, this time piping in belching noises every time Estrada tried to talk.
One person who wasn`t interrupted on the microphone was the Legend Killer, Randy Orton. After seeing a video package
highlighting Hulk Hogan joining the nWo at Bash at the Beach in 1996, Orton came out and noted that it was an
inspirational piece of video. But it was nothing compared to last week, when he saw Brooke Hogan`s (Hulk Hogan`s daughter)
new music video. Orton noted that on an upcoming episode of Hogan`s hit show on VH1, Hogan Knows Best, the Hulkster will
be picking a date for his daughter, Brooke. Orton decided to send a message to Brooke on the topic. "If things go our way,
you might see why I`m a legend," said Orton. "And if your daddy has a problem with that, he`ll find out why I`m the Legend
Killer." Orton has gotten the best of several huge legends in sports-entertainment history including the likes of Mick
Foley, Ric Flair, Jake "The Snake" Roberts, Sgt. Slaughter and "Rowdy" Roddy Piper, but none are as big as Hulk Hogan.
Does Orton realize what repercussions his words might have?
After weeks of taking a look at the Highlanders` journey from Scotland to the United States, the new tag team made their
debut on RAW. The duo looked very impressive taking out Rob Conway & Matt Striker. Although that`s the team they were
billed against, it was more like a Handicap Match. After getting a glimpse of the Highlanders in action, Striker refused
to tag in saying that the Highlanders were crazy and he was too smart to get in the ring with them.
Not only was it a great night for Edge, but Lita also picked up a big win on RAW. One week after helping to ruin Torrie
Wilson`s WWE Magazine Cover Unveiling, Lita went one on one with the sexy Diva and came up big with a crushing DDT.
MATCHES:
Lita defeated Torrie Wilson
The Spirit Squad defeated Eugene, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Val Venis, Viscera & Snitsky
The Highlanders defeated Rob Conway & Matt Striker
Carlito defeated Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro
via a disqualification
Umaga defeated Scott Wright
Edge defeated WWE Champion Rob Van Dam and John Cena
in a Triple Threat Match to become new WWE Champion
RAW
# 685
7-10-06 Live
Tyson Events Center
Sioux City, Iowa
From the way Monday night`s RAW began, it looked like former WWE Champion John Cena was in for a night he`d rather soon
forget. But when it was all said and done, Cena took matters into his own hands and invaded Edge`s hotel room and
manhandled the WWE Champion just five days before their huge showdown at Saturday Night`s Main Event. RAW kicked off with
a highly competitive match between former Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin and Cena. To make matters even more
interesting, though, Edge and Lita came to ringside and sat at their custom-made Rated R Superstar table and provided some
commentary for the match. Benjamin used his unparalleled athleticism to push Cena to the limit, but in the end, the Dr. of
Thuganmics was able to catch Benjamin with an FU and followed it up with an STFU for the win. As soon as the bell rang,
Cena sprinted to the outside and leapt over the Rated R Superstar table and attacked Edge. It looked as though Cena was
going to have his way with his arch nemesis, but before Cena could get back in the ring, Lita grabbed his leg, allowing
her man Edge to recover. Edge dismantled Cena, and left him laying in the ring after the Edgecution and a spear. After
the attack, Edge informed the crowd that he and Lita were leaving to watch the rest of the show "anywhere but here."
Throughout the rest of the night, Edge and Lita were shown at their hotel. When Edge and Lita first got there, their hotel
room wasn`t quite ready, so after berating the front desk clerk, the Rated R Superstar and his woman went to the bar to
down several mimosas. After their room was finally ready, the happy, and seemingly intoxicated, couple ordered a room
service spread that was big enough to serve 10, let alone just the two of them. But one key ingredient was missing - the
champagne. A few minutes later, there was another knock on the door, but instead of the champagne, it was an enraged John
Cena hell-bent on getting revenge. Cena ravaged Edge like a human tornado, thrashing him throughout his entire room. By
the time Cena was done with Edge, there wasn`t a piece of furniture Edge hadn`t been bashed into or even broken with his
own body. If that didn`t send a message that Cena is ready to win back his WWE Championship at Saturday Night`s Main
Event, then nothing will. Will Edge be able to recover in time to successfully defend his WWE Championship, or will Cena
end Edge`s second championship reign just like he did the first?
Cena wasn`t the only one to have a huge night on RAW. Surprisngly, Eugene picked up arguably the biggest win of his career
when he defeated Mr. McMahon and his son Shane in an Ultimate Handicap. He needed some help from D-Generation X, but a
win`s a win. In fact, RAW just further proved the old adage that you should be careful what you ask for. On Sunday,
WWE.com reported that Mr. McMahon gave DX an open invitation to Shawn Michaels and Triple H to show up at RAW in Sioux
City, Iowa. At first glance, it seemed like a terrible idea, but after considering how much DX embarrassed the Chairman
from outside the arena last week, it seemed like there was a method to Mr. McMahon`s madness. For a while, though, it
appeared as though DX might not even show up. Regardless of whether or not DX was going to show up, Mr. McMahon and
Shane were ready to teach them a lesson, and they were going to do it with Eugene. After seeing Eugene laugh at last
week`s embarrassment of the Chairman, Mr. McMahon and Shane berated the lovable Eugene and informed him they would meet up
in an Ultimate Handicap Match. Later in the night, the McMahons gave Eugene a present - a brand new DX T-shirt. Eugene
was thrilled at first, but after revealing that his favorite color was green, just like DX, Shane poured green paint all
over his head. Then the father and son duo added insult to injury by cleaning off Eugene`s head in the toilet. Being in an
Ultimate Handicap Match is a tough enough task in itself, but before the match even began, the entire Spirit Squad came to
ringside to provide moral, and of course, physical support to Mr. McMahon and Shane. Eugene was holding his own for a
while, but the numbers were just too much to overcome. The Spirit Squad dismantled Eugene and set him up on the Rated R
Superstar table, while Shane was perched on the top rope ready to squash his foe. But before he could, DX`s music hit, and
the rebellious duo showed that they had accepted their open invitation after all. Not only did they show up, but they
seemed to know exactly what Mr. McMahon was up to. The Chairman kept trying to get DX to stand in the middle of the stage,
but Shawn Michaels and Triple H kept walking to each side of the stage. After all, it was DX who covered the McMahons and
the Spirit Squad in feces when they were in the middle of stage, so they knew exactly what not to do. It looked as though
they were going to grant Mr. McMahon his wish and stand right where he wanted them, but they moved at the last second and
a net fell from the sky, apparently intended to trap the defiant Superstars. With Mr. McMahon so distracted with DX,
Eugene was able to recover from his beating and rolled up the Chairman for the 1-2-3. Thanks to DX, Eugene had defeated
Mr. McMahon, Shane and the entire Spirit Squad. Another week, and another embarrassing night for Mr. McMahon.
The 2006 $250,000 Diva Search Contest got underway Monday night. All eight finalists had the opportunity to introduce
themselves to the audience and explain why they are the best choice to become the newest WWE Divas. Does the 16-time World
Champion, and one of the greatest Superstars of all time, have one more Championship run in him? Well, he`ll have his
chance at ECW on Sci Fi when he goes one on one against ECW World Champion Big Show. ECW representative Paul Heyman
dropped in on RAW and interrupted Ric Flair. Heyman said that lately Flair had been talking about hardcore wrestling, but
Heyman said he likes to think of it as extreme entertainment. Then, the new ECW Champ, Big Show, strode to the ring. He
informed Flair that there`s only one man walking the planet that can claim to have been a WCW, WWE and ECW Champion,
and that one person is himself. "There`s nothing more extreme than standing in an ECW ring and looking me in the eye,"
said Big Show. With that, Flair accepted. But then Heyman came up from behind him and distracted the Nature Boy. Big Show
took advantage and nearly broke Flair over his knee with a vicious Cobra Clutch Backbreaker and then literally flung him
out of the ring. Is this a sign of things to come, or can Flair recapture the magic once again to become ECW Champion?
Before Heyman even came to the ring, though, Flair was in a verbal sparring match with Mick Foley. Foley and Flair have
been going back and forth over the last month or so, but their hatred goes back several years. Both Superstars have had
disparaging remarks about each other in their books, and even after their Two-Out-of-Three Falls Match at Vengeance, there
are still unresolved issues. Flair won that match, but Foley beat the living hell out of him after the bell rang and left
him a bloody mess. Flair came to the ring to talk about Foley, and just as he was calling him a glorified stuntman, the
Hardcore Legend appeared on the Titan Tron and had a message of his own. Foley gave an impassioned speech and called
Flair out as a hack. He said that while flair was "talking out of the side of his ass" and having his book ghostwritten,
Foley filled up 760 pages of notebook paper and poured his heart and soul into his New York Times Best Seller. Flair said
that Foley always took the easy way out, but the Hardcore Legend brought up an incident in 1994 to refute that point. At
that time, Ric Flair was actually Mick Foley`s boss and in charge of his career. The incident took place in Munich,
Germany, and part of Foley`s ear literally fell off. An official rushed the ear to the back, where Flair told him to put
it on ice, and when he looked to the ring, Foley was still wrestling - not exactly the easy way out, according to Foley.
Flair demanded to go at it with Foley hardcore, but Foley said that after beating him so badly at Vengeance, and seeing
his family cry, Flair no longer means anything to him, and he wouldn`t grant him a rematch.
Two of RAW`s hottest Divas were also in action, but there wasn`t much pretty about their very physical confrontation. A
couple of weeks ago, Melina told Trish that she was the RAW`s top Diva and Trish was just a name from the past. Trish
tried to refute that comment with physicality, but Johnny Nitro put a stop to that. Luckily for Trish, Carlito made the
save. The following week Carlito challenged Nitro for the Intercontinental Championship, and looked to have things going
his way. But Melina interfered, intentionally causing a disqualification. This time, Trish came to Carlito`s rescue. But
tonight, the Divas had their own match. There was so much viciousness behind every punch and kick, you could tell these
two sexy Divas wanted nothing more than tear each other limb from limb. It looked as though Trish had the advantage, but
Nitro distracted her from outside, allowing Melina to score the roll up pin. Carlito dashed to the ring to make the save
before any further damage could be done. But at Saturday Night`s Main Event, all four of them will have the chance to
settle the score in a tag team match.
Speaking of Saturday Night`s Main Event, the legendary Hulk Hogan will be making his big return to the NBC special, and
Randy Orton said that he can`t wait to officially introduce himself to the WWE Hall of Famer as the Legend Killer. Orton
proceeded to finish off Val Venis in near-record time, and then added that he can`t wait to introduce himself to Hogan`s
daughter Brooke as well. Perhaps Jerry "The King" Lawler said it best when he noticed, "That was one evil smile." What
will happen when the Legend Killer introduces himself to the legend of all legends?
After weeks of fighting over the affection of Lilian Garcia, Viscera and Charlie Haas met in one on one action. In the
middle of the match, Lilian got into the ring and pleaded with both Superstars to stop fighting. She said that she just
wanted to be friends with both of them. With that, Haas raked Big Vis across the face, temporarily blinding him. Then,
thinking she was Haas, Viscera hoisted Lilian up and sent her crashing to the mat with a thunderous Samoan Drop. Both
Superstars looked concern at what had just accidentally happened, but then they looked at each other and smiled before
exiting the ring. Lilian certainly wasn’t smiling, though, as she was motionless in the ring and had to be
stretchered out.
The Highlanders were in action, and for the second straight week, their opponents were Matt Striker and Rob Conway. Last
week Striker refused to tag in during the match, allowing Conway to be defeated. They apparently had patched things up
this week, and Striker even started the match. RAW`s teacher looked very strong in the early goings of the match, showing
off his amateur wrestling skills. Then he tagged in Conway, telling him that`s how you`re supposed to wrestle. Conway,
however, ended up suffering the loss once again, and Striker was not too pleased. During WWE.com Unlimited, Striker
berated Conway, telling him that he has a lot to learn. When Conway turned his back on Striker, the teacher leveled him
with a neck breaker and vicious DDT.
MATCHES:
John Cena defeated Shelton Benjamin
Melina defeated Trish Stratus
Highlanders defeated Matt Striker & Rob Conway
Viscera vs Charlie Haas
ended in a no-contest
Randy Orton defeated Val Venis
Eugene defeated Mr. McMahon & Shane McMahon
in a Ultimate Handicap Match
RAW
# 686
7-17-06 Live
AT&T Center
San Antonio, Texas
Once again Mr. McMahon thought he had a foolproof plan to destroy DX. During Shane McMahon’s match with Shawn Michaels,
his plan was to lure Triple H from ringside and have the Spirit Squad, who was hiding underneath the ring, converge on
HBK. However, he underestimated how resourceful the two former World Champions are, and after they cleared the ring – with
some help from Triple H’s sledgehammer and a steel chair — the Chairman was again left incensed as DX stood defiant and as
strong as ever. During the match, Shane was only biding time until the Spirit Squad could crash the ring to gang up on
Michaels, and when The Game was preoccupied, it became a six-on-one beating. Triple H tried to help his partner, but got
tossed into the steel stairs. The Squad then left Triple H unattended, which proved to be an unwise decision. When he
recovered, The Game reached under the ring and grabbed his sledgehammer. Michaels got a second wind and grabbed a steel
chair, laying out the Squad and pushing the McMahon’s up the ramp, again thwarting their plot for DX’s destruction.
But Mr. McMahon wasn’t the only person looking for revenge on RAW. Many would argue that after Saturday Night’s Main Event
John Cena should be the WWE Champion, but due to Lita’s interference the ref called for a DQ allowing Edge to retain the
Championship. After the match, Cena lost control and drove Edge into the announcers’ table; demonstrating that he’s hell
bent on reclaiming the WWE Championship at all costs. Although Cena is intent on beating Edge for the WWE Championship, he
had the unenviable task of facing the undefeated Umaga on RAW. During Cena’s contest with the Samoan Bulldozer, the Rated
R Superstar strolled down to ringside distracting Cena and causing him to leave Umaga in the ring while he attacked Edge.
Umaga took advantage by pounding Cena when his back was turned. Cena was able to take control and was about to deliver the
Five Knuckle Shuffle when Edge entered the ring and tried to blindside the Dr. of Thugonomics. Turning towards Edge he was
able to counter a spear attempt, but that’s when Umaga slammed Cena with the Samoan Spike, and covered him for the win.
Umaga left the match undefeated, but Cena certainly put him to the test, nearly giving him his first taste of defeat.
Edge backpedaled up the ramp, laughing at Cena, knowing he got another one over on his nemesis. The Rated R Superstar once
again proved to have Cena’s number. No matter what Cena does, Edge always seems to have an answer.
Carlito became the No. 1 contender to Johnny Nitro’s Intercontinental Championship after defeating Shelton Benjamin. The
former All-American amateur wrestler was technical in his defense, but in the end Carlito reversed Benjamin’s roll-up and
used the ropes as leverage to get the pinfall. Carlito was able to pin Nitro at Saturday Night’s Main Event. Is that a
sign of things to come? As Carlito headed to the locker room, he ran into Trish Stratus who gave him a quick embrace and
congratulations on his victory. She left him with a glance that would have melted anyone who wasn’t as cool as Carlito.
While nothing substantial— aside from a flirtatious look— passed between Trish and Carlito, Randy Orton opened up about
his feelings for Brooke Hogan. After making quick work of Eugene and sending him a message not to take advantage of the
McMahon’s, Orton told Brooke he’d never take advantage of her, and was anxiously awaiting the release of her new CD. He
also mentioned that he sees potential between the two of them— hoping she could look past his RKO on her father, Hulk
Hogan, at Saturday Night’s Main Event. Knowing how protective Hogan is of his daughter, how will the Hulkster react to
Orton’s advances on his little girl?
Mick Foley had a few comments regarding the beating Ric Flair suffered at the hands of ECW’s Big Show. Chiming in from
WWE studio’s in Stamford, Conn., Foley reiterated he has no plans for a rematch with the “old man.” Flair responded
by making his way to ringside — bandaged and bruised — to tell Foley “it isn’t my first and won’t be the last”
beating he’s taken and walked away from. He then issued a challenge telling Foley he wants a Hardcore Rules match
anywhere, anytime. That’s when Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro rudely interrupted the “Nature Boy.” After a kiss
with his girl Melina, Nitro told the Flair he was a close
associate of Foley’s, and then followed with a cheap shot that knocked the “Nature Boy” to the mat. After a scuffle
between Nitro and Flair, Melina tried to poke her nose into the melee, but was pushed off the ring landing awkwardly on
her ankle. Seeing his Diva in trouble, Nitro rushed to her aid. With the utmost sincerity, Flair apologized to Melina, but
told the two of them to tell Foley he wants a piece of him.
After pummeling Steele and Simpson in a tag team match, the Highlanders issued a challenge to World Tag Team Champions the
Spirit Squad. Robbie and Rory McAllister have quickly risen to notable contenders in the tag team division, mentioning to
the Squad that although they wear kilts they’ve got something underneath them. With the Spirit Squad busy plotting against
DX, their challenge was left without a response. Will the Squad answer next week on RAW?
Amy Zidian was the first Diva Search contestant to get voted out of the 2006 $250,000 Diva Search competition. Who will
receive the least amount of votes and be eliminated next week on RAW?
Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson took on Women’s Champion Mickie James and Victoria, with Candice Michelle as the guest
referee. Victoria accused Candice of favoring Trish and Torrie, which set Trish up to slam Victoria with the
Stratusfaction for the win.
With Lilian Garcia shunning all advances from Viscera and Charlie Haas, their mutiny regarding her injury was suspicious.
The way she was injured was clearly accidental, but on RAW when they were asked about their lack of concern for her
well-being, the two replied, “They could, but they won’t” comment.
MATCHES:
Carlito defeated Shelton Benjamin
in a Number 1 contender match for IC Championship
Trish Stratus & Torrie Wilson defeated Women's Champion Mickie James & Victoria
Highlanders defeated Steele & Simpson
Umaga defeated John Cena
Randy Orton defeated Eugene
Shawn Michaels defeated Shane McMahon
via a disqualification
RAW
# 687
7-24-06 Live
Quicken Loans Arena
Cleveland, Ohio
Even though Mr. McMahon wasn’t physically at RAW, the Chairman still managed to run the show. Hundreds of miles away at
his daughter’s bedside in a Connecticut hospital where she was in labor, Mr. McMahon was still barking orders to Executive
Assistant Jonathan Coachman via cell phone. After weeks of torment and looking foolish because of Triple H and Shawn
Michaels, the Chairman thought of the perfect plan. Mr. McMahon made a match between HBK and…Jonathan Coachman. Yes,
Jonathan Coachman. With the obvious advantage going to the former WWE Champion, it was no surprise when HBK manhandled
Coachman in the ring. It wasn’t even a big surprise when the Spirit Squad, who have been staunch supporters of Mr. McMahon
all along, tried to bum rush the ring—and failed, again. What was surprising was that the Samoan Bulldozer Umaga
stealthily slid into the ring and blindsided Michaels. The freakishly strong Umaga tossed HBK in the air like a feather,
caught him on his back and drove him to the mat with a thunderous Samoan Drop that left the raucous Cleveland crowd in
awe. After adding a deadly Samoan Spike to the throat, Michaels was writhing around in pain and required assistance to
leave the ring. Was this Mr. McMahon’s plan all along? Whether it was or wasn’t his plan, The Chairman rode the momentum
of his arch nemesis being demolished and made another call into the arena to announce that next week on RAW the undefeated
Umaga will go one on one with Shawn Michaels. What kind of condition will HBK be in?
Umaga wasn’t the only one looking for a fight. Someone else who was looking for a brawl on RAW was the Immortal Hulk
Hogan. Still seething after Randy Orton’s RKO at Saturday Night’s Main Event, Hogan was in no mood to celebrate his rare
appearance on RAW. Unwilling to wait to mix it up with his opponent at SummerSlam, Hogan came with a message for the
Legend Killer. “Randy Orton doesn’t now anything about respect. I’m going to make sure Orton learns what the word respect
means with a capital R,” said Hogan. But Orton wasn’t thinking about SummerSlam. Instead, he had his mind on someone
else—Brooke Hogan. Anyone that’s seen Hogan’s television show, "Hogan Knows Best", understands how protective he is of his
family, especially his daughter Orton’s proclamation did nothing but rile up Hogan even more. Timidly circling the ring,
deciding whether or not to enter, Orton was tossed in by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Hogan made Orton pay. The Legend
Killer has talked a huge game thus far, but the Immortal One has walked the walk. At SumerSlam, Brooke Hogan will be the
Hulkster’s motivation to avoid being one of the many victims of the Legend Killer.
Just as the Diva Search theme song by the All-American Rejects goes, every week on RAW, another finalist has to "move
along." Unfortunately for the Canadian bombshell, Maryse Ouellet found out on RAW that she didn`t receive enough votes to
continue in the 2006 $250,000 Diva Search. Despite just being eliminated, and having her dreams shattered, Maryse held her
head high with pride when she spoke with WWE.com in an exclusive interview. "I feel really, really sad," she said. "It was
my dream. I had an amazing, amazing time. I thought this would be great for me. I expected [I would do better in the
voting]." Even though she won`t win this year`s Diva Search, Maryse isn`t giving up her dream of becoming a WWE Diva. "I
will train to do this again," she said. "Everyone is proud of me in Canada." Looking back on the crazy ride, Maryse had
nothing but good things to say about the Diva Search. "The competition was really, really hard, but the girls are great,"
she said. "I want to thank everyone who sent me e-mails. I really appreciated the support." The remaining finalists will
now move on to Friday Night SmackDown where they will compete in Diva Search Musical Chairs. Who will prevail, and more
importantly, how will it affect the vote? You can take matters into your own hands, though, by voting for your favorite
contestant.
After being a victim last week on RAW by WWE Champion Edge, John Cena proved to the Rated R Superstar that he’s not going
to give up until he’s had an opportunity to reclaim the Championship. Teaming with Ric Flair to take on Intercontinental
Champion Johnny Nitro and Edge, Cena was able to lock in the STFU on Nitro for the submission. Edge was desperately trying
to claw his way back into the ring to break the hold, but the “Nature Boy” latched onto The Rated R Superstar’s boot,
keeping him from interfering. After the match, Edge walked up the ramp, frazzled and incensed that his archrival had
gotten the best of him, even though he wasn’t the one pinned by Cena. As much as Edge has had Cena’s number these past few
weeks, The Dr. of Thuganomics proved yet again that nobody can keep him down, and that he’s up for any and all challenges
that stand in his way to the WWE Championship. The passion and energy Cena displayed in the ring seemed to fuel Flair, who
performed impressively against the much younger duo of Champions. Perhaps he was trying to send a message to Mick Foley
that, like Cena, he won’t quit until he gets what he wants—a rematch against the Hardcore Legend. Again on RAW, Foley made
it clear from the WWE Studios in Stamford, Conn. that he hasn’t changed his mind about facing Flair again; but with Foley
coming to RAW next week, bet that the “Nature Boy” has something in store to get Foley’s attention…but what could it be?
While Foley refuses to answer Flair’s challenge, the Spirit Squad — before their attempted beat-down of HBK — answered the
Highlanders’ challenge for the World Tag Team Championships. All five members of the Squad were at ringside, but it was
Mikey and Kenny that were chosen to defend the Championship. Even though the quintet were all a step slower and looked
like they were involved in a car wreck from last week’s beating at the hands of DX, they were still able to use their
strength in numbers to distract the referee to get the victory and deal the Highlanders their fist loss since arriving on
RAW.
The Spirit Squad used their numbers to distract the referee, but the question is, did Carlito have something else
distracting him, namely RAW Diva Trish Stratus. Over the past few weeks the two have become extremely close to one another
and their relationship has seemed to evolve into more than just a friendship. Before his rematch with Shelton Benjamin for
the No. 1 contender to Johnny Nitro’s Intercontinental Championship, Carlito was seen flirting with Trish, asking her to
hang out after his match. She accepted, but after his match with Shelton, with his left arm banged up and receiving a low
blow from Benjamin that led to the pinfall, it’s unknown if he was in any condition to keep the date. The rematch was made
because Benjamin begged Coachman to give him another opportunity, claiming Carlito cheated in the first match—which is
debatable. Carlito countered an illegal maneuver of Benjamin’s and used the ropes as leverage for the pinfall. In the
rematch, Benjamin cheated again, apparently leaving him as the No. 1 contender. What will Carlito have to say about that
— and his budding romance with Trish — next week on RAW? Even if Carlito isn’t the No. 1 contender, if he’s dating Trish,
doesn’t that make him a winner in one sense?
Women’s Champion Mickie James was also in action as she took on Candice Michelle in a non-title match. As the special
guest referee last week on RAW, Candice dumped Mickie out of the ring, which gave Trish Stratus and Torrie Wilson the
chance to cover Victoria for the win. Mickie blamed her partner Victoria for the loss, and wanted to take it out on
Candice—and that’s exactly what she did. The maniacal James dominated most of the match, reversing Candice’s roll up at
the end to get the three-count.
Lilian Garcia made her return as the RAW ring announcer, making a full recovery from the devastating Samoan Drop she
suffered from Viscera. It was clearly an accident on his part,
but the lack of concern shown by Charlie Haas and Viscera after she was injured was suspicious, and the two have still
not given any answers regarding their apathy towards Lilian’s well-being.
MATCHES:
World Tag Team Champions Spirit Squad defeated The Highlanders
Shelton Benjamin defeated Carlito
in a number 1 Contender Match
Women's Champion Mickie James defeated Candice Michelle
in a Non-title Match
Shawn Michaels vs. Jonathan Coachman
ended in a no-contest
Maryse Ouellet was eliminated from the 2206 Diva Search competition
John Cena & Ric Flair defeated WWE Champion Edge & Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro
RAW
# 688
7-31-06 Live
Continental Airlines Arena
East Rutherford, New Jersey
As RAW began, Mr. McMahon was all smiles as he announced that he and his son Shane would take on D-Generation X at
SummerSlam; and while the smile nearly faded when DX displayed a doctored photograph of the Chairman’s new baby
granddaughter, the way Shawn Michaels was left beaten and bruised in the ring for the second straight week kept the smirk
clearly visible. It’s been quite the satisfying seven days for Mr. McMahon. It began with the birth of his granddaughter,
and was padded by two beatings on Michaels. On RAW, Umaga — with the help of his manager Armando Alejandro Estrada, the
Chairman and Shane McMahon — decimated HBK. Then, Mr. McMahon and Shane took liberties on Michaels including some Sweet
"Shane" Music to a steel chair pinned against HBK’s head. After the destruction was finished, the Chairman got down in a
seemingly unconscious Michaels’ face and screamed, “You tell Triple H that next week on RAW, he takes on Umaga.” The
Chairman had to deliver a message through HBK because Triple H was not in the building at the time. Earlier in the night,
a box of Cuban cigars somehow ended up in Triple H’s gym bag. The authorities were tipped off about the illegal
contraband, and after Federal Agents approached The Game, he was given a choice: leave voluntarily, or leave in hand
cuffs. As Triple H voluntarily left the locker room, Shane popped a Cuban cigar that he got from Armando Alejandro Estrada
earlier in the evening into his mouth. With The Game out of the building, father and son shared a devious grin. Although
there is no proof, all signs point to the Chairman having something to do with the Cubans winding up in Triple H’s
possession, but as of now, that is only an assumption. What is The Game feeling right now, knowing that not only was he
duped, but he also has to face someone as dangerous as Umaga a few weeks before his match at SummerSlam? One has to
believe the wheels were in motion by the McMahons to use the divide and conquer approach after realizing the strength DX
possesses as a unit. When they’re isolated, they’re vulnerable, as the past two weeks have demonstrated. After weeks of
failure and humiliation, Mr. McMahon’s plan to destroy DX finally seems to be working. But will the trend continue next
week on RAW? With Triple H in the ring next week against Umaga, the Chairman hopes so. The Game is one of the fiercest
competitors in WWE, but will he be able to be the one to hand Umaga his first loss? What can DX do to regain control of
the situation? Does the Chairman’s new strategy hold the key to destroying the legacy of DX? With SummerSlam a short three
weeks away, DX needs to develop a new tactic for combating the McMahons.
Speaking of legacy…the youngest WWE Champion in history, Randy Orton, took his disrespect for Hulk Hogan a step further
over the line. Apparently not learning the lesson last week that provoking Hogan is a bad idea, Orton not only
parodied the WWE Hall of Famer in a spoof of his reality show, "Hogan Knows Best", but in "Orton Knows Best," Orton
targeted Hogan's wife Linda, son Nick and daughter Brooke as well. After roughing up the imposter Nick, insulting the
pretend Linda, Orton grabbed the Brooke look-alike and planted a kiss on her lips. The display would definitely infuriate
the Hulkster, but is it smart for Orton to add fuel to Hogan’s flame? Orton’s seen how emotional and upset Hogan got at
RAW last week after Orton made remarks about Brooke, and with their match at SummerSlam rapidly approaching, the Legend
Killer may be flirting with disaster.
Respect may be a word that John Cena taught former teacher Matt Striker on RAW. A few weeks ago, Striker interviewed Cena
and insulted him for being Edge’s subordinate. Or, in math terms, Edge was greater than Cena. While the Cena-Edge equation
will have to wait until SummerSlam to be solved, Striker proved that in the ring, Cena is definitely greater than he is.
The Dr. of Thuganomics had some extra inspiration to blow through Striker in their match. WWE Champion Edge and his
girlfriend, Lita, headed to their Rated R announce table for commentary. While Cena didn’t waste much time toying with
Striker in the ring, he did flash Edge a few confident looks that spoke louder than words. The match was quick, and Edge
didn’t have much time to say much, but he was out long enough to tell fans that there’s no way he’d submit to the STFU
like Striker had in the match.
It was announced that at SummerSlam the WWE Championship would be on the line when John Cena takes on Edge. There was
also a stipulation announced: if Edge gets disqualified he will lose the WWE Championship. At SummerSlam, a count out or
DQ is the same as a pinfall or a submission. Cena has proven to Edge over the past few weeks that he’s never going to give
up scraping and clawing for another chance at the WWE Championship. He’s taken beatings, outside interference and has
battled the odds. In three weeks, Cena will have the opportunity he’s craved. The question isn’t will he be ready, but can
Edge match Cena’s passion to retain his WWE gold? The passion still runs thick through Ric Flair. A boisterous “Nature
Boy” confronted Mick Foley in Foley’s first live appearance on RAW in six weeks. After their confrontation came to blows,
when Foley insulted Flair’s relationship with his family, Jonathan Coachman came out with the news that Mr. McMahon had
ordered the match at SummerSlam. Mick didn’t buy it. “I wrestle who I want, when I want,” said Foley, referencing a
special clause in his contract and reiterating that he has no plans to change his mind. Who can blame Flair for wanting a
piece of Foley, especially after insulting his offspring? Foley shouldn’t expect the pressure on him to let up by Flair,
but with Mr. McMahon so focused on the demise of DX, will he have the time or the contractual authority to force Foley to
compete at SummerSlam?
Heading into RAW, Carlito had two things working for him. He had a claim to the No. 1 contender spot for Johnny Nitro’s
Intercontinental Championship, and he’s been seen receiving and giving flirty eyes to WWE Magazine cover girl Trish
Stratus. While the latter situation is unresolved, the Intercontinental Championship scenario got even cloudier at RAW.
After defeating Shelton Benjamin in their first match to see who the No. 1 contender would be, Benjamin complained he was
cheated until he got Jonathan Coachman to grant him another opportunity against Carlito. The reality was that he got
outfoxed, not cheated, but he got the rematch anyway. In their second bout, he used a low blow to get the pinfall, which
seemingly would have him replace Carlito as the No. 1 contender. To set the record straight, Benjamin, Carlito and
Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro competed in a Triple Threat Match with the Championship on the line. This match was
huge for Benjamin and Carlito, but in the end, Nitro was able to retain his Championship. With his girlfriend Melina’s
help, and with Benjamin and Carlito without any help at ringside, it was more like a Handicap Match. First, Melina broke
up a count that would have given Benjamin the victory, and then she assisted Nitro with some interference that allowed him
to get the roll up on Carlito (with a handful of his tights). With all the confusion surrounding the Intercontinental
Championship’s No. 1 contender, will Benjamin and Carlito have something to say about it next week on RAW?
The Divas were in action on RAW. Trish Stratus teamed with Candice to take on Women’s Champion Mickie James and Victoria.
FHM cover girl, Torrie Wilson, was the special guest referee. After a back and forth brawl, Trish was able to get the
three-count on James after Candice dropkicked Victoria to stop her from interfering.
While the Divas were in action, another Diva hopeful was eliminated from the 2006 $250,000 Diva Search. Rebecca DiPietro was
blindsided by the news that she was eliminated, but later told WWE.com that she hopes to some day be back. Before the
elimination, each finalist had a chance to voice their opinion on which finalist they thought should be eliminated next.
Last Friday night on SmackDown, Rebecca picked up a steel chair out of frustration during Diva Search musical chairs...but
that frustration can’t compare to what she was feeling Monday night on RAW when she was eliminated from the 2006 $250,000
Diva Search. WWE.com caught up with Rebecca just moments after she received the crushing news live on RAW from Mike “The
Miz” Mizanin. “I’m surprised that I was voted off,” said Rebecca who kept her head held high after the disappointing
news. “I didn’t see it coming.” Not only did Rebecca not see her elimination coming, she’s not entirely convinced it
should have happened. “I believe it must have been a computer malfunction,” she joked. Even though Rebecca won’t be
winning the 2006 Diva Search, she plans on continuing to pursue her dream of one day becoming a WWE Diva. “I gave it my
best; it was a tough competition,” said Rebecca. “You’ll see me again. It was exciting and fun, but what’s gonna suck is
being at home watching the rest of the competition.” Dreams of becoming a WWE Diva are still alive for five finalists:
Jen, Layla, Milena, J.T. and Erica.
Rory McAllister got revenge on Johnny of the Spirit Squad. Last week, the Squad gave the Highlanders their first loss
since coming to RAW. Although the Squad may look and act flamboyant, they’re still the World Tag Team Champions, and they
got to where they are because they’re tough and athletic. Unfortunately for him, Johnny’s four peers were ejected from
ringside, leaving him to take on the unorthodox grappler from Scotland all by his lonesome. Without the Squad at ringside,
Johnny still held his own in the match. Then, after landing a spinning kick to Rory’s face, he opted to showboat instead
of going for the cover. His choice cost him the match. Rory quickly rolled him up and got the pinfall, leaving Johnny
baffled as to how he was outsmarted by someone who would squat in a urinal.
MATCHES:
"INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
WWE Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro defeated Carlito & Shelton Benjamin
in a Triple Threat match to retain the title
Trish Stratus & Candice Michelle defeated Women's Champion Mickie James & Victoria
John Cena defeated Matt Striker
Rory McAllister defeated Johnny
Umaga defeated Shawn Michaels
RAW
# 689
8-7-06 Live
Fed Ex Forum
Memphis, Tennessee
For the past two weeks, The McMahon plan has been to divide and conquer D-Generation X, and for the past two weeks, the
scheme has worked flawlessly. Last week, there was a plot to lure Triple H from the arena; this time the tactic was
changed to remove Shawn Michaels from the DX equation. With HBK gone, Triple H was outnumbered in what was supposed to be
a singles match with the undefeated Umaga... and The Game paid a painful price both in the match and afterwards. Prior to
the match, Mr. McMahon and Shane warned police at the arena that "Shawn was looking for a fight" and he was "looking for
Shane." The Chairman`s son then bated HBK into chasing him, which led the police to swarm and believe the warning the
McMahons' gave them was warranted. In the scuffle with Shane, HBK allegedly struck a Memphis police office and was removed
from the arena and taken to the Memphis Police Station. In the match, Triple H had his hands full, but nearly gave the
Samoan Bulldozer his first taste of defeat. The 350-pound monster was relentless in his attacks, surprising The Game with
athletic moves and his ability to stay on his feet after being on the receiving end of numerous powerful blows. But with
the McMahons at ringside - just like with Michaels` match with Umaga last week - the odds were heavily stacked against
Triple H. Every time The Game seemed to have the match in hand, one of the McMahons would step in to make sure he didn`t
win. Finally, their distraction was enough to give Umaga a window to slam his deadly Samoan Spike into Triple H`s throat
for the pinfall. Afterwards, similarly to last week when Shane hit HBK with "Sweet Shane Music" while his father pressed a
steel chair firmly against Michaels` face, the Chairman took The Game into the middle of the ring and dropped him with
Triple H`s own signature move... the Pedigree. Mr. McMahon showed complete disrespect, and the way he mocked The Game`s
pose afterwards was equally humiliating. A few weeks ago, the McMahons seemed to have - no pun intended - no chance
against DX; now the notion that they can win at SummerSlam not only seems plausible, but inescapable. The isolation
method implemented by the Chairman has taken one of the strongest entities in WWE and made them as vulnerable as Superman
in a city made of Kryptonite. His ability to disassemble DX has proven yet again that the McMahons should never be counted
out. With SummerSlam less than two weeks away, how big of a party will the biggest party of the summer be for DX if
they`re bruised, battered and beaten?
While Umaga remained undefeated by beating the 10-time World Champion, Trish Stratus was trying to make herself a six-time
champion by challenging Mickie James for the Women`s Championship...or so we thought. Just as the bell sounded for the
match to get underway, WWE Champion Edge interrupted to whine about his lack of presence in WWE. "I am sick of getting no
respect around here," groaned the two-time Champion. "I`ve been bypassed [for the cover of the Aug. issue of WWE Magazine]
by someone who hasn`t won a match in more than a year." His disrespect toward Trish for being chosen for the cover got
Carlito`s attention. He rushed into the ring when Edge and Lita began to bully her, but both he and Trish got spears from
the Rated R Superstar and Lita respectively. This set up a Mixed Tag Team Match between the two teams for later in the
evening. In the locker room area before the match, Carlito and Trish`s relationship took a giant step forward. The rumors
surrounding their relationship might be able to finally be put to rest, as the romantic kiss was juicy enough to make Page
Six headlines. After recovering from the spear Lita delivered, Trish was talking to Carlito before grabbing him and
planting a passionate kiss on his lips. Unfortunately for Carlito and Trish, that highlight of the evening would soon be
overshadowed. During the match, Edge aimed a spear at Carlito but missed and hit Trish, sending her crashing to the mat.
It sure looked like an accident but the damage was done. Edge's spear enabled Lita to feast on Trish's broken body and
pick up the win for her team. Afterwards, the Rated R Superstar and his girlfriend showed no remorse for their actions.
What`s Edge`s problem? He`s already achieved his lifelong dream of becoming the WWE Champion, yet the Rated R Superstar
still has more to complain about. The WWE fans let him hear about it with a barrage of boos, but they weren`t the only
ones that noticed how crabby he was.
John Cena, the challenger for Edge`s WWE Championship at SummerSlam, also recognizes bellyaching when he hears it. "Life
isn`t that bad," he told Edge, "You`re the WWE Champion." The display, said Cena, made him sick and he invited Edge out to
the ring to prove he deserved the admiration he claimed he should get. That`s when Mr. McMahon`s Executive Assistant
Jonathan Coachman strutted out and told Cena he did have a match... but it was against Viscera, not Edge. The Dr. of
Thuganomics isn`t one to complain or back away from any challengers, and in his match with Viscera he did something so
incredible, so unbelievable, you had to see it to believe it. In a blatant message to Edge, Cena slung the 500-pound
Viscera over his back and dropped him to the mat with a thunderous FU. The arena shook like an earthquake, and Viscera
couldn`t recover. He gave it everything he had, but Cena`s drive and will to reclaim the WWE Championship lifted him
through the match for the victory. With less than two weeks until SummerSlam, John Cena not only looked prepared for his
match with Edge, but also anxious and focused. Did the Rated R Superstar notice Cena`s display of strength, or was he too
busy thinking up more complaints? If he did, he`ll certainly know John Cena is ready for another opportunity to call
himself The Champ.
A WWE Hall of Famer who isn`t complaining at all is Hulk Hogan - even though his SummerSlam match against Randy Orton is
in serious jeopardy. As reported on WWE.com, Hogan has a partial tear in his meniscus. The severity of the injury is
unknown, but was severe enough to keep him off of RAW. Randy Orton didn`t buy it. "If you heal up your `knee` in time for
SummerSlam, your Legend will be killed," he warned Hogan just before his match with Jerry "The King" Lawler. In the match,
Orton`s disregard towards WWE Legends continued. At one point in the bout, it looked as if the hometown crowd may ignite
something in "The King" that would carry him to victory. Lawler looked quick, agile and ready for a fight. But after a
low-blow that set Lawler up for an RKO, Orton was able to get the pinfall. Even in front of "The King`s" hometown, Orton
didn`t have the respect to keep the match clean. Even though he wasn`t there physically, Hogan was definitely watching. If
he is able to compete, he`ll use Orton`s lack of contempt for sports-entertianment and the Legends that paved the way
before him as his fuel to destroy the Legend Killer... but for now, the match remains a question mark.
Mick Foley has finally agreed to give Ric Flair a rematch at SummerSlam...an &"I Quit" Match. After Flair cited an except
from Foleys` second book, "Foley is Good," that made mention of Flair`s "I Quit" Match with Terry Funk as being his
favorite match of all time, Foley agreed to give the "Nature Boy" the opportunity to make the Hardcore Legend scream "I
Quit." Both Superstars have had memorable "I Quit" Matches before - Flair against Funk in 1989 and Foley with The Rock in
1999. When the two meet at the T.D. Banknorth Garden, the outcome will no doubt be brutal. "May one of us bleed to death
in Boston," Flair told Foley after the match had been set
WWE fans can quit guessing at who the The No. 1 Contender is for Johnny Nitro`s Intercontinental Championship. With weeks
of vagueness blanketing the runner-up for Nitro`s gold, Shelton Benjamin was given another chance to prove he should
outrank the rest of the RAW Superstars. Unfortunately, his opponent was former WWE Champion Kane. Shelton was outmatched
in power and size, but used his agility to stay in the match... until Kane caught him in a Chokeslam. Once he got his
grips around Benjamin`s neck, there was nowhere else to go but into the mat. The Big Red Monster got the pinfall, and with
the win, became the Number 1 contender for the Intercontinental Championship.
Who made the final four of the Diva Search? Well, it`s wasn`t Erica Chevillar. The blond beauty made her exit from the
Diva Search on RAW. Then, after she left the ring, "The Miz" initiated "Dis the Diva," where the remaining finalists took
turns hurling insults at the Diva Search contestants.
"It was a great experience. It was all new to me. I look at it as a learning experience. I was so happy to be a part of
this," Erica said. "I hope this is a stepping stone to me one day being part of the sexiest women on television. After
experiencing it, I want to be part of it." When asked why she thought she was eliminated, she said, "I guess I don`t have
as much energy as the other girls. But that`s not really my forte. I`m more just a pretty face." Erica also admitted the
Diva Search was very difficult. She said she didn`t realize how much traveling, time and effort goes into the
competition. "You constantly have to have new outfits, constantly have to be in the gym training and tanning," Erica said.
MATCHES:
"WOMEN`S CHAMPIONSHIP"
Women's Champion Mickie James vs. Trish Stratus
never got underway due to Edge`s interruption
Kane defeated Shelton Benjamin
in a Number 1 Contender`s Match for the Intercontinental Championship
John Cena defeated Viscera
WWE Champion Edge & Lita defeated Carlito & Trish Stratus
Randy Orton defeated Jerry "The King" Lawler
Umaga defeated Triple H
RAW
# 690
8-14-06 Live
John Paul Jones Arena
University of Virginia
Charlottesville, Virginia
As RAW began, WWE Champion Edge and his girlfriend Lita had everything to smile about. He`d successfully lured the
challenger to his championship, John Cena, out of the arena, and Lita defeated Mickie James to become the new Women`s
Champion - making them the first couple in WWE history to possess double gold. Unfortunately for Edge, the night would
quickly turn into a nightmare as an unexpected appearance by John Cena turned his giddiness into fear of Cena`s wrath.
The evening kicked off with Edge shedding light on the details that took place at the Cena residence in West Newbury,
Mass. earlier in the day. WWE.com reported that an incident had occurred that was serious enough to cause Cena to leave
the arena to head back to his father`s home. After Edge and Lita forced their way into the house and were asked to
leave, he responded by slapping Cena`s father with enough force to knock him to the ground. Upon leaving, Edge laughed at
Mr. Cena laying there in pain on his living room floor. The laughs continued as the Rated R Superstar helped Lita get a
victory over Women`s Champion Mickie James. He distracted the referee which allowed Lita to smash James in the head with
the Women`s Championship belt to get the pinfall and her third championship. The two were all smiles as their momentum for
the night seemed to be building. Trying to keep the momentum rolling in his non-title match with Carlito was another
story, though. Prior to the match, Carlito gave Trish a kiss to match the one she gave him last week on RAW. Each week
we`ve seen their relationship grow, but what has it grown into? In the match, both Superstars landed high-risk moves and
Carlito nearly had a pinfall, but Lita pulled Edge`s foot onto the rope. Stratus was at ringside to level out the playing
ground by keeping Lita at bay - for the most part. As the match continued, out of nowhere, an irate John Cena bum rushed
the ring and clobbered the WWE Champion. The fire that burned in Cena was present in the fact that it took a half dozen
security personnel to restrain him. As Edge fled to the locker room area to safety, one has to wonder what`s going through
his head. With the rage and fury John Cena possessed for Edge involving his family, did the Champion make a huge mistake
less than a week before SummerSlam? Can Cena bring that rage with him to SummerSlam? Was involving the Cena family a huge
mistake for Edge?
Edge learned a harsh lesson that stepping over the line and involving the Cena family is potentially a horrible mistake.
The same can also now be said for Randy Orton. The insults that the Legend Killer has issued towards the Hulkster and the
entire Hogan family over the past few weeks brought Hogan into a new level of intensity on RAW. Orton was on RAW to call
out Hogan, seemingly to test the strength in the partially torn meniscus that nearly kept Hogan out of SummerSlam. There
was no sighting of Hogan earlier in the evening, which left fans questioning whether or not the WWE Hall of Famer would
show or not. When Hogan`s music sounded, the expectation was that Hogan was on his way down to the ring to confront Orton.
But it wasn`t. It was the imposter from Orton Knows Best. Orton mocked the fake Hogan and told the look-alike that he was
going to kill the Hogan legend at SummerSlam. Then, the real Hulk Hogan appeared - and the power in his glare as he walked
down the ramp spoke much louder than any words ever could. After Hogan fought through Orton`s stomps as he tried to enter
the ring, he tossed the Legend Killer out of the ring and pummeled the imposter with body slams, elbows and right hands
before tossing him out of the ring. He then had a message for Orton. "There`s one legend that the Legend Killer can`t
kill, and that`s the legend of Hulkamania, brother. So I guess we can say, that there`s one question: Whatcha gonna do
when the power of all these millions and millions of all these Hulkamanicas runs wild on you?"
The McMahons have used divide and conquer to essentially run wild on DX for the past two weeks. The plan has worked
impeccably well, but on RAW, DX was finally back in full force. The McMahons told their SummerSlam opponents that as the
biggest name in the history of sports-entertainment, they have unlimited resources and will bring down the wrath of Satan
upon you" to ensure a victory. Triple H and Shawn Michaels admitted that the last two weeks had been "a little rough" and
"pretty undesirable" for DX, but Triple H told the McMahons: "At SummerSlam, we are going to kick your ass. Bring whoever
you want... we don`t" care. Someone from the street... we don`t" care. The 82nd airborne... we don`t" care. Satan
himself... we will look the devil dead in his eye, spit in his face and tell him the exact same thing we`re about to
tell you." Then Triple H gave the Chairman and his son their customary two words. After DX gave the McMahons two words,
someone else had a few words for them - Armando Alejandro Estrada. After Umaga remained undefeated by decimating another
opponent, Estrada approached with the news that his man, Umaga, was just the resource they were looking for. Does this
mean that Umaga is going to be in the McMahons corner at SummerSlam?
Someone else who will apparently do anything for a victory is Mick Foley. Foley appeared on the TitanTron and didn`t look
like he was in the arena. He extended an invite to Ric Flair to show up on ECW on Sci Fi - Foley`s old stomping grounds -
where the Hardcore Legend promised to be "competing in an event so extreme it has never been done in my career." But Flair
didn`t have to wait for ECW because Foley got into the ring during the Nature Boy`s match with Intercontinental Champion
Johnny Nitro to unleash an ambush. The Hardcore Legend nearly crushed Flair`s head with the steel steps before retreating
to the locker room with his two friends, Nitro and Melina. Will Flair accept Foley`s invitation and show up on ECW on Sci
Fi? How will this beating affect Flair for his "I Quit" Match with the Hardcore Legend at SummerSlam?
Jeff Hardy will be making his triumphant return to RAW next Monday night for the first time since his release in May of
2003. How will the refocused Hardy fare against today`s Superstars of RAW?
The Spirit Squad were in action against "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan and Eugene in a non-title match. The numbers game was in the
Squad`s favor until the Highlanders made their way to the ring. Rory and Robbie McAllister have only one loss in the tag
team division, and it was because the Spirit Squad used their numbers to overwhelm them in a World Tag Team Championship
Match. On RAW, the Highlanders got some payback, sneaking into the ring when the referee was distracted to hit Mikey with
the Scot Drop to give Eugene and Duggan the victory.
Also, the 2006 $250,000 Diva Search is down to the final three. Milena Roucka was voted out on RAW, but immediately
afterwards the final three competed against three RAW Divas in a Diva Beat the Heat Water Fight. The RAW Divas were
declared the winners via fans applause.
The WWE fans` votes are in, and Milena Roucka was eliminated from the 2006 $250,000 Diva Search on Monday night`s RAW in
Charlottesville, Va. After Mike "The Miz" Mizanin broke the bad news to Milena, she spoke exclusively to WWE.com. "I had a
feeling I was going to get cut tonight. I`m going to work harder. You will see this face again," Milena said. The
Vancouver, Canada, resident said competing in the Diva Search was an amazing experience and promises she`ll be back. "I
want to wrestle. I want to learn. I will work my ass off," she said. Milena also wanted to express her thanks and
gratitude to her fans. "I love you guys; you brought me this far, and I love you with all my heart and soul," she said.
It`s down to the final three contestants - Layla El, Jen England and J.T. Tinney - who competed against the winning
WWE Divas in the Diva Beat the Heat Water Fight on RAW. There`s not much time left before the live finale at the Hard Rock
Cafe in New York City Wednesday night. Watch to see who will be the crowned one of the sexiest women on TV at the 2006
$250,000 Diva Search Finals Wednesday night at 10/9 CT on USA.
MATCHES:
"WOMEN`S CHAMPIONSHIP "
Lita defeated Mickie James
to become new Women's Champion
Umaga defeated Alex Sage
Ric Flair defeated Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro
via a disqualification
Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Eugene defeated Spirit Squad`s Mikey & Kenny
in a Non-Title Match
Carlito defeated WWE Champion Edge
via a disqualification
RAW
# 691
8-21-06 Live
Arena at Harbor Yard
Bridgeport, Connecticut
SummerSlam may have been the Biggest Party of the Summer, but tonight’s RAW from Bridgeport, Conn. may have been the
craziest, most unexpected RAW in recent memory. Over the course of a mere two hours, a WWE Championship…and a WWE Champion
were thrown into the Long Island Sound, a daredevil returned, a monster was slayed, the Legend Killer’s weekend remained
“uncool”, someone joined an exclusive club, D-Generation X left their mark and perhaps most importantly, the WWE Chairman
may have finally been broken down by DX.
When SummerSlam came to a close last night in Boston, it appeared as though D-Generation X had overcome the odds to defeat
Mr. McMahon and his son Shane in a tag team match. But, as the McMahons were quick to point out tonight on RAW, they never
should have been declared the losers. Mr. McMahon was pinned in the match, but Shane was really the legal man. Therefore,
according to the McMahons, the loss should be expunged from the record books. The loss, however, ended up being the least
of their worries. DX made their first appearance on RAW via satellite from the airport just minutes away from the Arena at
Harbor Yard. Triple H explained that DX had found Mr. McMahon’s prized $30 million jet in the private hanger, and in
typical DX-fashion, there was an incident. As HBK and Triple H commented on the aircraft’s beauty while sipping on
champagne, The Game noticed that the Showstopper had scratched the paint on the plane. After contemplating whether or not
the WWE Chairman would notice, DX revealed a much more disturbing site – the DX logo emblazoned on the jet’s entire side.
Mr. McMahon turned beet red as his anger only began to consume him. The McMahons came to the ring, and the Chairman
thought he had the perfect plan in place to take care of DX. He had notified the authorities of DX’s actions, and the
police were on their way to the airport. The McMahons planned on watching the arrest play out on the Tiatn Tron, but DX
interrupted their plan once again. HBK and Triple H were shown standing on the roof of WWE’s headquarters in Stamford,
Conn. The meddlesome duo commented on how great Americans have left their marks in history. Christopher Columbus left his
mark in America, Neil Armstrong left his mark on the moon, and they also showed that DX left their mark on WWE. Michaels
and Triple H revealed that in addition to having the DX logo plastered on Mr. McMahon’s private jet, it was also front and
center on the entire facade of WWE headquarters. After seeing the results of DX’s latest prank, Mr. McMahon was visibly
shaken and almost seemed on the verge of tears. Could DX have finally gone over the line? After heading to the locker room
area, the McMahons ran into Mick Foley, who also had an unpleasant SummerSlam. Foley was forced to utter the words
“I Quit” at SummerSlam when Ric Flair appeared on the verge of striking Melina with a barbed wire-covered baseball bat.
Foley saw the Chairman and said, “Hi Vince.” And with that comment, Foley sealed his fate. Already enraged by DX’s antics
and defiance, the Chairman was infuriated that Foley called him by his first name. Mr. McMahon also recalled that Foley
had recently said that he could kiss his ass. In an effort to brighten his own mood, Mr. McMahon said that Mick Foley
would be forced to join the Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club or else someone would be fired. Foley was contemplating whether
or not he could complete the dirty deed when he was greeted by Melina. His good friend, who he had just saved from barbed
wire the night before, said that she would support him no matter what his decision was. Later in the evening they both
came to the ring. Foley started off by saying, “I love this job. I love WWE. But I don’t need it,” said Foley. “I’ve saved
a fortune over the years on apparel, I haven’t had a haircut in 10 years and I drive a used minivan, so you can’t threaten
me with my job.” Before Foley could go much further, Mr. McMahon cut him off and explained that he didn’t say Foley would
be fired, he said that “somebody” would be fired. With that, he told Foley that if he didn’t join the exclusive club,
Melina would lose her job. Foley said that no one is worth kissing Mr. McMahon’s ass over, except for Melina. The Diva
tried to talk Foley out of it, but the Hardcore Legend was having none of it. “I’ve already had my career; you’re on the
verge of becoming one of the biggest Superstars WWE has ever seen,” said an impassioned Foley. “I had spoken to you three
times when I asked my wife if you could be the Godmother to my youngest son Huey. There is something uniquely special
about you. This act represents the lowest point of my career, but it’s a small price to pay for the honor of your
friendship.” Trying to get things over with as soon as he could, Foley implored Mr. McMahon to drop his pants, and with
that, Foley had joined the Mr. McMahon Kiss My Ass Club. Little did Foley know, that would not be the low point he had
alluded to just moments ago. With his back turned to her, Melina delivered a crushing low blow to her supposed friend
Foley, dropping him to the mat. Melina joined the McMahons for one last message to Foley. The Chairman said that just like
DX, they had two words for him. Then, one can only assume that Foley’s heart broke in two as Melina screamed, “You’re
fired.” Why would Melina do this to her supposed best friend and mentor? One night ago he had saved her from barbed wire
and he had just saved her job, but tonight she broke his heart. What could possess her to do this to Foley after he had
done so much for her? Finally, after enduring all of DX’s defiant antics, the McMahons had smiles on their faces once
again. But their night was not over. The McMahons got into their limo, seemingly on their way to the airport. But right
after the limo began to pull away, the back wheels came right off the car, as the axle had been jerked from under the
vehicle. The limo came to a crashing halt, and the McMahons gingerly got out of the limo only to see the DX logo
spraypainted on the limo door. Mr. McMahon could not believe his own eyes and could not contain himself. Has the Chairman
finally been broken down by DX? Has DX gone too far? Will the Chairman make the duo feel his wrath?
While Mr. McMahon can’t seem to get rid of DX, Edge also can’t seem to get rid of John Cena. After defeating the hometown
hero at SummerSlam, the Rated R Superstar thought he had finally written the final chapter of the Edge vs. Cena story. To
celebrate what he thought was his happy ending, Lita threw the WWE Championship, which had been originally custom-made for
Cena after he won it at WrestleMania 21, into the Long Island Sound. After the crowd watched the gold thrown into the
harbor, Edge’s new Championship belt descended from the rafters, complete with his Rated R logo in the center. Then, he
challenged anyone in the back to step up and start the next chapter in the Rated R story, but he didn’t expect that it
would be Jeff Hardy who would answer the call. The daredevil returned and knocked Edge down with a reverse mule kick.
Hardy then scaled the top rope like he had done so many times during his first run with WWE three years ago. But before
the RAW fans could see a patented Swanton Bomb, Edge retreated and headed to the back. Furious at what had happened, Edge
demanded that he get Hardy in a non-title match to teach him a lesson. Mr. McMahon’s Executive Assistant granted Edge his
wish, but the Rated R Superstar had no idea what he was getting into. This was Hardy’s first action in a WWE ring in three
years, but his history with Edge, and especially Lita, goes back even further than that. Jeff and Lita, along with Jeff’s
brother Matt, used to be known as Team Extreme and helped revolutionize the tag team division. Hardy showed no signs of
ring rust as he was flying all over the ring, but Edge was able to stay right with him in the early goings. Hardy was able
to hit the Twist of Fate and the Swanton Bomb, but as he went for the cover, Lita pulled Edge out from under the ring.
With that, John Cena stormed the ring and attacked the WWE Champion. Edge tried to retreat through the crowd, but Cena was
in hot pursuit. The two battled through the back and out the door. The cameras picked them up by the harbor, around the
same spot that Lita had earlier tossed the WWE Championship into the Long Island Sound. Cena tossed Edge around like rag
doll. He threw him into a bulletin board, he threw him into some bushes, and like a man possessed, he threw him onto the
pier. After trying to be separated by a couple of WWE officials, Cena clocked Edge and tossed him into the harbor, just
like Lita had tossed the WWE Championship. Cena had clearly sent a message: “I ain’t goin nowhere!” It was later learned
that the Harbor Patrol had rescued the WWE Champion from the water, but Cena made it clear that the final chapter in the
Edge vs. Cena story had yet to be written.
Joining the list of people in a foul mood following SummerSlam was the Legend Killer Randy Orton. The youngest World
Champion in WWE history claimed that he was screwed in his match with Hulk Hogan and even posed the question that the
referee could have been paid off. Orton wanted to make up for it by taking on Ric Flair. Carlito interrupted Orton, and
said that seeing Hogan’s hand raised at SummerSlam was “cool.” Orton snapped back saying that Carlito was nothing more
than an apple, a catchphrase and a silly haircut. Ric Flair was in no condition to even accept the match after what he had
endured the night before. He had gone through baseball bats, barbed wire and thumb tacks in his “I Quit” Match against
Mick Foley, but a bruised and bandaged Flair answered the call, refusing to back down from Orton’s challenge. Flair put up
a good fight, but Orton caught him with an RKO for the pin. Following the pin, though, Orton continued to attack Flair.
The referee reversed his decision, giving the victory to Flair. Irate, Orton looked to be setting Flair up for a second
RKO. Before he could pounce on his prey, Carlito rushed to the ring and attacked Orton. The Legend Killer retreated, but
will he be looking for revenge on Carlito?
A couple of weeks ago, Kane defeated Shelton Benjamin to become the No. 1 contender for the Intercontinental Championship.
The Big Red Monster has his chance at the gold tonight against Johnny Nitro. Kane was off-setting Nitro’s athleticism and
quickness with brute force and looked to have things going his way. But he was halted by the Samoan Bulldozer Umaga. Just
last night at SummerSlam, Umaga had been used as one of the McMahons’ resources in their match against DX. Kane had come
down to try and counteract Umaga and sent him retreating to the back. Tonight, Umaga had his revenge. After dropping the
Big Red Monster with a Samoan Spike, Kane somehow was able to sit up. Umaga made sure it wouldn’t happen again, though, as
he leveled him with a couple of vicious headbutts and then scaled the middle rope and came crashing down with a thunderous
Samoan Spike that left Kane bleeding from the mouth. The undefeated Umaga bulldozed Kane.
The Spirit Squad looked to get revenge on both the Highlanders as well as the team of Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Eugene all in
one match as they clashed in an Eight-Man Tag Team Match. The unorthodox foursome proved to be too much for the Squad to
handle, though, as the Highlanders pinned Nicky after a slingshot reverse suplex.
Trish Stratus was able to pick up an impressive victory over Victoria after she escaped the Widow’s Peak and hit
Stratusfaction for the win.
MATCHES:
Hacksaw Jim Duggan, Eugene & The Highlanders
defeated
World Tag Team Champions Spirit Squad
in an Eight-Man Tag Team Match
Trish Stratus defeated Victoria
Jeff Hardy defeated Edge
via a disqualification
"INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
Kane defeated Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro
via a disqualification
Ric Flair defeated Randy Orton
via a reversed decision
RAW
# 692
8-28-06 Live
Boardwalk Hall
Atlantic City, New Jersey
The McMahons didn’t become a superpower in sports-entertainment by rolling over when adversity stood in their path, and
when RAW ended, Mr. McMahon showed DX that he’d reach into his bag of “unlimited resources” to ensure their demise. Mr.
McMahon utilized three SmackDown guns for hire—Mr. Kennedy, U.S. Champion Finlay and Sir William Regal and ECW World
Champion Big Show, along with his trusty lead pipe, to leave DX a bloody mess. Following the massacre, the Chairman
announced he and Shane would be getting back into the ring with their arch nemesis. The McMahons will team up with the
largest athlete in the world Big Show to face DX in a Hell in a Cell Match. In all likelihood, this match will take place
at Unforgiven, but at press time, that was not announced. The Chairman was supposed to have the night off to relax in his
posh Atlantic City hotel suite after Shawn Michaels and Triple H nearly broke him down last week on RAW. Shane was running
the show in his father’s absence and vowed he’d get revenge on DX for how they nearly forced his father into insanity.
Shane told Michaels and Triple H that they’d be competing on RAW, but kept their opponents a secret until it was time for
the match to begin. Then, he reacquainted the same three SmackDown thugs that were sent to wear down DX before the
SummerSlam match with the McMahons. The tactic didn’t work at SummerSlam, and it failed again on RAW. In the match, the
SmackDown Superstars used their three-on-two numbers advantage –well, three and a half person advantage counting Finlay’s
Little Bastard – and took turns trying to wear their opponents down. But, after Sir Regal tried to hit Triple H with a
chair and accidentally hit Finlay, The Game took advantage and delivered a Pedigree for the pinfall. Before DX could
celebrate, Shane came out from the locker room and sent out ECW World Champion Big Show. HBK and Triple H used their
numbers to subdue the 500-lb Extremist, but when the SmackDown gang awoke, the numbers were again used against DX. Finlay
entered the ring with his shillelagh in hand and began using it wildly. That set up a chokeslam on Triple H from Big Show.
As they continued to beat down HBK, the Chairman made his way to the ring. Earlier in the night, Mr. McMahon was enjoying
some wine and room service where he heard a noise…a crowing noise. As soon as he uncovered what he thought was his steak
dinner, two roosters were caged inside of his posh hotel suite. The sound seemed to send him into a trance—and the spell
didn’t leave his face as he strutted to the ring carrying a lead pipe in his hands. This wasn’t the normal McMahon strut
that the Chairman normally carries. It was as if the only thing that mattered was destroying DX. It was focused, yet
aloof—like he was programmed to attack. Inside the ring, he busted Triple H’s head open with the pipe, and then proceeded
to choke him with it until The Game fell to the mat in a pool of his own blood. Then it was HBK’s turn; smashing him in
the head with a television camera that caused blood to pur from Michaels’ head. The physical dissection of D-Generation X
had taken place; exactly what the Chairman has longed for since they reunited in June. But Mr. McMahon wasn’t finished.
“You think this is over? It’s not over until I say it’s over,” shouted the Chairman. “This time it will be Hell in the
Cell,” he screamed as he continued to rein blows with the pipe. The McMahons – specifically Mr. McMahon – proved again
that when it comes to DX, they won’t quit until the job is done and the duo of Shawn Michaels and Triple H are destroyed
once and for all. Has sanity finally left Mr. McMahon? Is the figurative death of DX the only thing that keeps him going
anymore?
A match that was indeed set for Unforgiven was a Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match between WWE Champion Edge and John Cena.
After being dumped into the polluted water of the Long Island Sound by Cena last week on RAW, the Rated R Superstar whined
to the Chairman’s son about having Cena fired. “I want John Cena out of my life. I’m sick of him. I want him gone,”
complained the champion. But before Edge could whine anymore, Cena came to the ring with a three-year contract that would
relocate him to SmackDown if he lost against Edge. “I you beat me, I’ll sign on the dotted line and I am out of your
life,” said Cena. After a few moments of deliberation, the Rated R Superstar agreed—with two stipulations. One, he chooses
the type of match; two, he chooses where the match takes place. Even with all of the unknowns, Cena agreed...but his night
wasn’t over. For his rudeness towards the WWE Champion, Shane McMahon told Cena he was competing against Chris Masters, a
fresh, well-rested Superstar coming off sabbatical. Cena never backs down from a challenge, and while nobody in WWE has
ever broken the Master Lock, Cena was agile enough to avoid getting trapped in it. But Edge made certain that the Doctor
of Thuganomics would pay in the match; as Cena locked in the STFU, and it looked like Chris Masters was going to submit,
the Rated R Superstar stormed down the ramp from the locker room area and smashed Cena with a chair, a ladder and a
launched him through a table. Cena laid buried in rubble, dazed from being blindsided, and Edge announced his stipulation:
“I decided where the match is going to take place. It’s going to be at Unforgiven, in my hometown of Toronto, Canada. And
I’ve decided what match it’s go into be. A match you’ve never had. A match I’ve never lost. It’s going to be tables,
ladders and chairs,” said Edge. Cena may have gotten the win over Masters by disqualification, but he didn’t look like he
won anything by the condition he was left in. With his back against the wall, the challenger will scratch and claw to
remain on RAW and reclaim the WWE Championship. But one has to wonder, has Cena bitten off more than he can chew by giving
the champion the power to make a match in Edge’s hometown—and a match that Cena has never competed in?
There were no other Unforgiven matches set on RAW, but there was the news that after Unforgiven Trish Stratus would be
leaving WWE. It was shocking to WWE fans and Superstars — especially Carlito. After receiving a Mobile Alert that Lita
posted a story on WWE.com disclosing that Trish was leaving the company after the pay-per-view event that takes place in
her hometown, the quintessential Diva was visibly flustered and stammering for a way to explain it to Carlito. “That is
something that Lita would do. She’d take my personal business and…” but before she could finish her sentence Carlito told
her that he only wanted to give her a proper goodbye. When he leaned in to show his affection, Randy Orton broke up their
romantic moment by slamming them both into the wall. Last week on RAW, Carlito interrupted Orton during his match with Ric
Flair, and Orton got payback by ruining what will be one of their last few times together. But it would be Carlito that
would get the last laugh of the night.
Perhaps if the Legend Killer were more focused on his No. 1 Contender’s Match against Jeff Hardy, he would be gearing up
for the opportunity to become a two-time Intercontinental Champion. Fortunately for Jeff Hardy, who is riding the momentum
of a successful return to WWE, he was able to stay ahead of Orton and gain a pinfall via the Twist of Fate and a Swanton
Bomb after Carlito came to the ring, spit apple in Orton’s face and indirectly cost the Legend Killer the match.
The Women’s Champion Lita wasn’t just ruining Trish’s night. She was also shattering former Women’s Champion Mickie James’
dreams of reclaiming the championship. Mickie gave everything she had and was relentless in her attack…but it wasn’t
enough. In the end, Lita used the ropes to hold Mickie down to retain the Women’s Championship.
The team of “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan and Eugene nearly defeated Mikey and Kenny of the World Tag Team Champion Spirit Squad in
their championship match. With Robbie and Rory McAlister of the Highlanders doing commentary at ringside, the Squad
members who weren’t competing couldn’t stop themselves from getting tangled with the Highlanders. That got Robbie, Rory
and two of the five members of the Squad ejected from ringside. The one Spirit Squad member that remained, Mitch, was the
deciding factor in the match, and Mikey and Kenny scored the victory to remain the World Tag Team Champions. After the
Squad took care of Duggan and Eugene, the undefeated Umaga came out and finished them off as a message to Kane. Armando
Alejandro Estrada warned the “Big Red Dummy” that “The only monster in WWE…is the undefeated Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga.”
Kane was injured at the hands of Umaga last week on RAW, and suffered internal bleeding from their match together. Has
Umaga done what no other Superstar was able to do to Kane since he joined WWE? Has the Samoan Bulldozer destroyed the Big
Red Monster?
RAW Divas Candice Michelle and Torrie Wilson were in action in a first ever Back to Schoolgirl Paddle on a Pole Match.
Torrie was in the traditional plaid skirt and matching top, while Candice was in less traditional — yet visibly
pleasing — schoolgirl attire. After tumbling around the ring, Torrie gained control of the match, but when she delivered
her signature Facial, Candice countered by biting Torrie’s voluptuous posterior. After winning the match, Candice was a
good sport and when she revealed her panties that read “Spank Me,” she handed Torrie the paddle and the two Divas took
turns spanking each other.
Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro didn’t take the night off. Last week, after Melina double crossed Mick Foley and
delivered the news that he was fired – with the WWE Chairman and Shane McMahon smirking close by – they used RAW as their
podium to insult Foley even more. The dashing Hollywood couple tore into the Hardcore Legend, “He’s such a disgusting
creep,” Melina said. “I would never leave Johnny Nitro for a one-eared, smelly Muppet like Mick Foley.” Although Foley was
fired from WWE, will he just sit back and take the abuse from two people he considered his friends?
MATCHES:
John Cena defeated Chris Masters
via a disqualification
Candice Michelle defeated Torrie Wilson
in a Back to Schoolgirl Paddle on a Pole Match
Jeff Hardy defeated Randy Orton
in a Intercontinental Championship Number 1 Contender Match
World Tag Team Champions Spirit Squad defeated Hacksaw Jim Duggan & Eugene
Women's Champion Lita defeated Mickie James
D-Generation X defeated U.S. Champion Fit Finlay, Sir William Regal & Mr. Kennedy
in a Handicap Match
RAW
# 693
9-4-06 Live
Philips Arena
Atlanta, Georgia
With Unforgiven two weeks away, three rivalries intertwined in an Intergender Tag Team main event on RAW. WWE Champion
Edge, Women’s Champion Lita and Randy Orton teamed up to defeat John Cena, Trish Stratus and Carlito after the Legend
Killer dropped Trish with a devastating RKO that allowed Lita to steal the pinfall to give her team the victory. When RAW
began, Edge arrogantly boasted from atop a ladder about his experience advantage when he faces John Cena in a Tables,
Ladders and Chairs Match in his hometown of Toronto, Canada on Sept. 17 at Unforgiven. A win by the Rated R Superstar
would send his most bitter rival to SmackDown for the next three years.
While Edge proclaimed himself the projected winner, citing he has the “skill, agility, speed and smarts” to prevail in the
TLC Match, Cena decided to show the Rated R Superstar that he won’t sit idle and lose the match without putting up a fight.
After Cena shook Edge from the ladder and gave him a thunderous FU through a table, he piled a ladder and a chair overtop
of the champion. The rage and fire burning in Cena’s eyes as he stared at the decimated champion were enough to keep Edge
weary of the Doctor of Thuganomics during the Intergender Match later in the evening. Prior to the main event, SmackDown
General Manager Theodore Long walked to a skybox to scout his potential future SmackDown Superstar. The GM told WWE.com
that he has the three year contract that’s signed by Cena and is now anxiously awaiting the outcome of the TLC Match at
Unforgiven. In the match, Edge did his best to steer clear of the fired-up Cena. When Cena took a tag, the WWE Champion
cowered into the corner and tagged Lita. But, when mayhem broke loose and Edge had nowhere to run, Cena went to work on
him while Carlito focused on Orton. The action spilled outside of the ring and the four men battled it out while Lita and
Trish traded blows in the ring. Trish took control and just when it looked like she had the Women’s Champion where she
wanted her, Orton snuck into the ring and dropped Trish with an RKO when the referee was distracted. That was only the end
of a horrible night for Trish. Not only did she suffer an RKO from Orton, but her spotlight was stolen by Lita for the
second week in a row. Trish waited all night to give her fans a proper farewell speech, but Lita was audacious enough to
interrupt her before she could. During Lita’s rude interruption, Trish told her that she also planned to challenge her to
a match. “One last time, one last match for the Women’s Championship,” Trish said. Lita snarled, “I can’t think of a
better way to end your career than to beat you. I’ll be standing over you as the Women’s Champion [at Unforgiven].”
That’s when the two Divas tackled each other and began fighting. Carlito came to Trish’s aid, but Orton clobbered him from
behind. The explosive beginning to RAW is what set up the main event, and imagine the agony Carlito was going through when
he witnessed the brash Legend Killer lay out Trish with an RKO. Carlito and Trish have become extremely close over the
past few months. The two have shared intimate moments and romantic kisses one more than one occasion. Perhaps Orton gave
her an RKO to spite Carlito or simply to prove that he’ll destroy anyone that steps in his way. Regardless, Orton’s
incorrigible actions solidified him as one of the most deplorable Superstars on the RAW roster.
Speaking of deplorable, the McMahons had a very serious message sent to them by DX. Triple H and Shawn Michaels showed the
Chairman and Shane McMahon that they’re through playing games as they prepare to meet the McMahons and ECW World Champion
Big Show at Unforgiven in Hell in a Cell. The McMahons brought the Extreme Giant with them to RAW one night before he’s
slated to take on DX in handicap match on ECW on Sci Fi. The Extremist told the McMahons that the two “derelicts” would
“pay the price” when they stepped into the ECW ring with him. But his words only incited The Game and HBK to come out from
the locker room area… and they didn’t come empty handed, as Triple H brought his sledgehammer and HBK brought a steel
chair. “It’s been a long time since someone has made us taste our own blood,” said The Game, speaking about the beating DX
suffered at the hands of the McMahons and the Chairman’s lead pipe last week on RAW. “So for that Vince, we just
have two words for you –thank you. Thank you for reminding us just who the hell we are.” Then DX charged the ring, where
they sent the McMahons and Big Show fleeing from running as they used the sledgehammer and chair to tear through a dozen
of the McMahons private security. WWE fans haven’t seen this side of Triple H or Shawn Michaels since they reunited DX a
few months ago. They’ve said their careers were made in Hell in a Cell and plan to take out their angst on the McMahons at
Unforgiven. But, they’ll have to make it past the 500-pound ECW Champion on ECW on Sci Fi first. Can DX avoid being
dismantled when they step into extreme territory Tuesday on ECW on Sci Fi?
Kane emerged to answer the insults of the undefeated Umaga. While Ric Flair was planting kisses on Maria in the ring,
Armando Alejandro Estrada interrupted. After Flair refused to admit that he was no longer “the man,” Estrada called on the
Samoan Bulldozer to attack the “Nature Boy.” But, before Umaga could get his claws on Flair, Kane appeared and unleashed a
beating that the Samoan Bulldozer hasn’t seen since his debut in WWE. At Unforgiven, can Kane put the first loss on the
undefeated Umaga’s record?
In another match that was set for Unforgiven, Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro will take on Jeff Hardy with
Intercontinental gold on the line. On RAW, Melina interfered and stopped the referee from making the three count to save
Nitro from losing his championship. Hardy hit a Twist of Fate that left Nitro dazed, and without Melina’s help, RAW would
have a new Intercontinental Champion. Due to the controversy surrounding the outcome of the match, the rematch was made at
Unforgiven. Can Hardy figure out a way to keep Melina out of the match? Will that be his pathway to claiming the
Intercontinental Championship for the second time?
Another championship match that was added for Unforgiven will see the Highlanders challenge the Spirit Squad for the World
Tag Tam Champion. On RAW, to determine the No. 1 contender, the Highlanders outlasted the teams of Viscera & Charlie Haas
and Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch in a Triple Threat Match. The Highlanders have been itching to get their hands on the
Squad’s championship since the overwhelming numbers of the five-man Spirit Squad gave Robbie and Rory McAllister their
first loss since several weeks ago. Can the two Superstars from Scotland finally get their hands on the reason they came
to the United States: the World Tag Team Championship?
RAW also got a glimpse of a new tag team that will be making their way to the ring in the near future, as well. Shad
Gaspard and JTG – collectively known as Cryme Time – demonstrated in sketch comedy fashion how they’re getting themselves
in shape for tag team action. This week, they showed how quickly they can work when they’re holding up the smoothie store.
What will the outlandish duo do next to prepare for their big debut?
Super Crazy made his RAW debut this week. After his SmackDown contract expired, Super Crazy signed with RAW, and appeared
to answer Chris Masters’ open challenge. The last person
Masters was expecting to walk down the ramp was Super Crazy, and he probably wasn’t expecting the former member of the
Mexicools to pull a huge upset victory after landing a top rope moonsault.
MATCHES:
" INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP "
Jeff Hardy defeated Johnny Nitro
via a disqualification
Super Crazy defeated "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters
- TRIPLE THREAT NUMBER 1 CONTENDER`S MATCH -
"The Highlanders" Robbie & Rory McAllister
defeated
Viscera & Charlie Haas and Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
for a shot at the Tag Team Championship
WWE Champion Edge, Women's Champion Lita and Randy Orton
defeated
John Cena, Trish Stratus and Carlito Carribean Cool
RAW
# 694
9-11-06 Live
Madison Square Garden
New York City
Normally, Monday Night RAW begins with an impressive pyrotechnics display filled with explosions and wild fans erupting…
but on this night, WWE decided to pause for a moment of silence to remember the events of Sept. 11, 2001. Howard Finkel
introduced the U.S. Marine Corps Color Guard, and RAW ring announcer Lilian Garcia sang an emotional rendition of "America
the Beautiful." After Lilian’s performance, WWE got back to doing what it does best, which was perfectly phrased by J.R.:
“We are here to celebrate life, entertaining like only WWE can.” And in front of a sold out raucous crowd of 17,298, Mr.
McMahon celebrated his first-ever victory in a main event match at Madison Square Garden. The Chairman was able to dip
into his unlimited resources to ensure that he would emerge victorious against Triple H. Prior to the match, the WWE
Chairman was unusually calm when he proclaimed that “Tonight I have a feeling we’ll be walking all over DX.” With the help
of Trevor Murdoch and Lance Cade, as well as the ECW World Champion Big Show and Shane McMahon, Mr. McMahon was able to
live up to his words.
Before DX made their way to the ring, Triple H was approached by Cade and Murdoch and then attacked as Shane McMahon
subdued the Cerebral Assassin while Big Show took Shawn Michaels and drove him into the hood of a limousine. Then, the
crew of vagrants slammed Triple H’s head in the car door, leaving The Game lying, discombobulated and bleeding from his
right ear. As Triple H was writhing in pain with blood pouring from his ear the Chairman confidently approached and – with
a demonic smirk – told his opponent that he had changed the match to No Holds Barred rules. Other Superstars may have
thrown in the towel and refused to compete in such a condition, but Triple H isn’t your everyday competitor. As he
stumbled down the ramp with WWE Doctor Louis Rios trying to stop him, it was clear that something wasn’t right with The
Game; he just wasn’t himself. In the match, Triple H attempted to lunge at Mr. McMahon, but with The Game’s equilibrium
askew, the Chairman had the distinct advantage and was able to capitalize. He had the Cerebral Assassin at his mercy as he
targeted the bleeding right ear and wrapped his belt around the King of King’s throat. And when he thought he had The Game
beat, Mr. McMahon applied The Pedigree… but it wasn’t enough. Something inside Triple H snapped, as if the rage and anger
of being ambushed and cheated out of a fair match in front of the frenzied crowd in the Mecca of sports-entertainment
erupted inside of him. For a moment, The Game was himself, unleashing a brutal assault capped off by a thunderous spine
buster. But it didn’t last; Shane McMahon and Big Show made certain of that. Shawn Michaels made his way to the ring to
help his partner, but he was caught with a steel chair to the face that knocked him unconscious. Then, with the Largest
Athlete in the World holding Triple H, Mr. McMahon delivered a blow to the head with a sledgehammer to get the pinfall.
DX was left battered and broken, as Triple H was left a bloody mess and HBK was left physically dismantled. With only six
days to recover before climbing into a Hell in a Cell at Unforgiven can DX physically regroup? Will they even be in any
condition to compete in a Hell in a Cell against the McMahons and Big Show?
As Mr. McMahon emerged victorious in his MSG main event debut, Trish Stratus earned a victory in her final appearance on
RAW. Trish was victorious against Mickie James but had to thwart another attempt from Women’s Champion Lita – Trish’s
opponent at Unforgiven – to ruin another one of her moments. Lita already spoiled the news about Stratus’ decision to
retire after Unforgiven by contacting WWE.com and spilling information that she overheard when Trish was on the phone, but
this time, Trish wouldn’t let her get the satisfaction. She defeated Mickie after landing her signature Stratusfaction for
the win. After the match, an emotional Trish addressed the crowd and was fighting back tears as she thanked the WWE fans
for their support and for “coming along for the ride.”
Lita and Trish weren’t the only Unforgiven opponent to clash with one another on RAW. WWE Champion Edge told the raucous
MSG crowd that they were in for a historic night. “Tonight marks the final RAW appearance of one John Cena, because after
I beat him at Unforgiven, I’m going to send him back to where he came from, SmackDown.” The Rated R Superstar then mocked
Cena’s hip-hop skills with a poorly executed rhyme that insulted his Unforgiven challenger. But it was Cena who got the
last laugh as his team of Carlito and Jeff Hardy defeated Edge’s team of Randy Orton and Intercontinental Champion Johnny
Nitro in a Six Man Tag Team Match. The crowd was soundly behind Cena’s team, but was torn about where the Doctor of
Thuganomics should end up after Sunday’s pay-per-view. Half of them chanted “Go to SmackDown” while the other half
shouted “Stay on RAW.” Prior to the match, Jeff Hardy had an encounter with his Unforgiven opponent, Johnny Nitro, and
doused him with blue and yellow paint. The move may not have been devastating physically, but mentally it was enough to
throw Nitro off of his game the entire match. After a fierce back and forth battle in the ring where each Superstar had an
opportunity to trade blows with their Unforgiven opponent, Cena was about to hit Nitro with a Five Knuckle Shuffle but
Randy Orton was poised to nail Cena with an RKO. That’s when Carlito came up behind Orton and hit him with a Back Cracker.
In the end, Cena had Edge up for the FU, but the champion wiggled free and rolled out of the ring. Instead, Cena locked
Nitro in the STFU for the submission victory. As the referee raised the victors’ hands, Edge glared at Cena from the ramp
with hate beaming from his eyes. Will Cena be able to go into Edge’s backyard of Toronto on Sunday and walk out with a
victory to stay on RAW? Can Jeff Hardy use Unforgiven – his first WWE pay-per-view appearance in three years – to become a
two-time Intercontinental Champion? Will Carlito defeat Orton and fully avenge the Legend Killer’s RKO on Trish Stratus?
WWE Hall of Famer Roddy Piper made a surprise appearance and received a standing ovation from the sold out MSG crowd. The
WWE Fans went wild for the Hot Rod as he made a rare appearance on RAW… and he didn’t come empty handed. He brought with
him a copy of WWE Magazine’s “51 Worst Offenders in WWE History” and bragged about landing as the No. 1 worst offender.
Piper teamed with fellow Scots the Highlanders to destroy WWE Tag Team Champions the Spirit Squad. After an interesting
exchange between Piper and Robbie and Rory McAllister prompted the Squad to hurl a few insults at them for dressing like
a “bunch of girls,” the three kilt donning grapplers showed the five cheerleaders why Piper is not only a WWE Hall of
Famer, but also – in Piper’s own words – why he’s the “dirtiest, lowdown, son of an unnamed goat, biggest bastard of all
time.” In the match, Piper was confronted by the referee for using eye gouges, low blows and other illegal moves that
landed him on the number one slot of WWE Magazine’s “51 Worst Offenders” list. While the referee chided the Hot Rod, the
Highlanders used a slingshot suplex on Johnny that allowed Piper to get the cover for the victory. The Highlanders will
meet the Spirit Squad for the WWE Tag Team Championship Sunday at Unforgiven, and they’ll no doubt be using their victory
tonight on RAW as motivation to get their first taste of WWE gold.
Ric Flair took on the undefeated Umaga. This was not the first time the two Superstars have locked up, but this time Flair
combated the Samoan Bulldozer with a chair and got himself disqualified. He attacked Umaga with all he had… but the
undefeated streak was kept alive. Flair tried to bash him with chairs and the steel steps, but Umaga bulldozed right
through them. He looked almost invincible until the Big Red Monster Kane came out. The two mammoth Superstars locked up
and traded blows. After delivering a steel chair to Kane’s back and head, Umaga and the riotous crowd was surprised when
Kane sat upright, ready for more. The Big Red Monster returned the favor by smashing Umaga out of the ring with the steel
chair and then blasting him with the steel steps. It was by far the worst beating Umaga has received since his debut on
RAW, and Umaga would have kept going back for more if Armando Alejandro Estrada didn’t pull him out of harm’s way. When
Kane and Umaga meet at Unforgiven, can the Samoan Bulldozer keep his record unblemished, or will the Big Red Machine give
him his first taste of defeat?
Super Crazy proved that he’s no fluke. After joining RAW when his SmackDown contract expired, he was victorious for the
second straight week against Chris Masters. He showed the Masterpiece that size doesn’t matter as he was able to get a
pinfall with a roll up victory.
MATCHES:
Umaga defeated Ric Flair
via a disqualification
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper & The Highlanders
defeated
World Tag Team Champions Spirit Squad
John Cena, Jeff Hardy & Carlito
defeated
WWE Champion Edge, Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro & Randy Orton
Super Crazy defeated Chris Masters
Trish Stratus defeated Mickie James
- NO HOLDS BARRED MATCH -
Mr. McMahon defeated Triple H
RAW
# 695
9-18-06 Live
Bell Centre
Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Edge may have won a battle over John Cena on RAW, but the WWE Champion got one up on the Rated-R Superstar in Montreal. In
the main event of RAW, D-Generation X teamed with new WWE Champion Cena to take on Edge, Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch.
Unfortunately for DX and Cena, they were disqualified after HBK used a chair that Lita slid into the ring, but they didn’t
spend any time wallowing. After blasting Cade & Murdoch with a chair and pummeling Edge, DX and Cena broke it down
together as the new WWE Champion even joined Shawn Michaels and Triple H in their signature DX Crotch Chop. The main event
match itself was made earlier in the night. After a sore and bruised Cena came to the ring to finally shut the book on the
historic Edge-Cena rivalry after their TLC Match at Unforgiven, he was interrupted by the still fuming Rated R Superstar.
Edge didn’t like Cena announcing the end of their rivalry without consulting him. “Your win last night [at Unforgiven] was
like your entire career — a fluke. I got a rematch clause in my contract and when I use it, I’m going to reclaim the WWE
Championship,” he grunted. Cena wasn’t opposed to the idea of a rematch; in fact, he offered to have one right there in
Montreal. His offer caused the Canadian crowd of 15,189 to finally warm up to the new champ… but it was Edge who declined
the match. After telling Cena he wouldn’t have the match for the Montreal WWE fans – a city he insisted was like the
red-headed step child of Canada – the crowd treated Edge like the turncoat he is. Like a true rogue, the Rated-R Superstar
gave them the signal for Cade & Murdoch to ambush Cena from behind. Edge informed Cena that he was using “the same
sons of bitches that beat the hell out of DX.” Last week on RAW, Cade & Murdoch smashed Triple H’s head in a beating that
was so severe it nearly left The Game unable to compete in his match with Mr. McMahon. Triple H did make it to the match,
but was severely impaired from the beating he suffered. Edge laughed at Cena for being outnumbered, but he wasn’t laughing
for very long as DX hurried to the ring to get revenge on Cade & Murdoch. After the melee between all six men ceased, Mr.
McMahon’s Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman appeared. He announced that due to serious trauma that stemmed from last
night’s outcome in the Hell in a Cell Match between DX and the McMahons, the Chairman and Shane McMahon were spending the
night in a medical facility and that he was in charge of RAW. His first order of business: make a Six-Man Tag Team Match
as the main event. In the match, Edge, a self-proclaimed master tactician, knew that Cade & Murdoch were fresh and let
them do most of the work in the ring. They didn’t compete in a TLC Match like Cena and Edge or a Hell in a Cell like DX,
and judging by the effort they put in for the McMahons on DX last week, they were obviously anxious to prove that the main
event is a place they’re comfortable competing in. But while their performance was impressive and both Cade & Murdoch
looked strong and versatile in the match, their aggressiveness wasn’t enough to score a pinfall over DX or Cena. In the
end, all six men ended up in the ring, and Michaels used the chair to blast Cade & Murdoch causing the
disqualification. Edge was left to take on the wrath of three of the most talented Superstars in WWE, and with nowhere for
the Rated-R Superstar to run, HBK smacked him in the jaw with Sweet Chin Music before Triple H drove his face into the mat
with a Pedigree. Edge made the rematch clause in his contract public, but now, for the first time in a long time, Cena has
the momentum and upper hand against his biggest enemy. That leaves one question: what’s Edge’s next move? For so long,
Cena has had to try to keep up with the Rated R Superstar and attempt to get one-up on him. Now that the roles are
reversed, does Edge have a plan in mind?
Then there are the McMahons. What were they thinking as they sat in their medical facility watching DX prevail again?
First Shawn Michaels and Triple H somehow emerge victorious in the Hell in a Cell Match, and then on RAW they prove to all
of the Superstars in WWE that they’re on top of their game. The worst part about it for the McMahons was that they weren’t
even at RAW and DX was still able to get their jabs in. Throughout the night, Mr. McMahon’s Executive Assistant Jonathan
Coachman set up a place for the Superstars of RAW to wish the Chairman well while he recovered. Numerous Superstars
stopped by to send Mr. McMahon their thoughts – which weren’t always kind or chipper. But then DX showed up and
reminded Mr. McMahon how they’ve ruined his life since they reunited in June and how they capped it off at Unforgiven by
shoving the Chairman’s face into the deepest, darkest orifice in all of humanity – Big Show’s rear end. By taking over the
Get Well Room to rub in their Unforgiven victory, Shawn Michaels and Triple H got yet another dig into the boss; one final
shot to humiliate the WWE Chairman even more.
Another match involving six Superstars was also made on RAW. After Randy Orton made his way to the ring to boast about his
stitched up lip, his Unforgiven victory over Carlito and how he is the “future of the industry,” he was interrupted by
another victor at Unforgiven – Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro. With his girlfriend Melina close by his side, Nitro
argued he was the future. Soon, Chris Masters came to the ring and joined the gathering of Superstars to crow about how
great he was. All three pompous Superstars laid claim to being the future of the sports-entertainment industry as they
took turns insulting one another. That’s when Carlito came out to confront Orton about their match at Unforgiven. Unable
to restrain himself, Carlito reminded Orton that he was a sore loser. He then climbed into the ring and tried to rip out
the stitches that the Legend Killer got to seal up the cut that he suffered at Unforgiven. As they battled, Masters and
Nitro weren’t lonely for long, as Super Crazy and Jeff Hardy stormed the ring to get a piece of the Masterpiece and the
Intercontinental Champion. Again, Coachman appeared and made a Six-Pack Challenge for the Intercontinental Championship, a
match Nitro wasn’t happy about. In a Six-Pack Challenge, it’s every Superstar for himself, and whoever scores the first
pinfall or submission walks away the new champion. So, in essence, Nitro didn’t have to be pinned or made to submit to
relinquish his championship. Yet somehow he won, and unlike at Unforgiven, he did it without his girlfriend’s
interference. In the match, the action was so furious it was hard to keep up with. With the championship on the line and
with numerous near pinfalls, the opportunistic Johnny Nitro stole the cover from Jeff Hardy after Hardy nailed Masters
with a Swanton Bomb. While Lady Luck may have played a huge part in Nitro’s victory, there is no denying that he’s still
the champion and he overcame horrendous odds at that.
Another Unforgiven rivalry that wasn’t settled was between Kane and the undefeated Umaga. The two monsters battled to a
double countout at the pay-per-view, and they hooked up again on RAW to see who the biggest monster is. At times, Kane
looked surprised at how difficult it was to knock Umaga off of his feet, while Umaga seemed stunned at the amount of
punishment Kane was able to absorb and still keep fighting. But after Kane landed three monstrous blows to Umaga’s head
with a chair, the referee saw it and disqualified the Big Red Monster. As Umaga finally fell onto his back, Kane chased a
petrified Armando Alejandro Estrada out of the arena. When the Big Red Monster cornered him, he threatened to use a steel
“spike of his own” to prove he had ammunition to combat Umaga’s deadly Samoan Spike. But before he could use his steel
spike – and God only knows what Kane would have done with it – the Samoan Bulldozer came to Estrada’s rescue and
blindsided the Big Red Monster. With his undefeated streak still intact, Umaga grabbed Estrada and the two fled the scene.
As they left, Kane popped up, a devious smile plastered on his face and a look in his eye that said Umaga hasn’t seen the
last of Kane. Estrada appears to be the only person who can control the savage-like nature of Umaga. If Kane was
successful in incapacitating Estrada, what would that mean for the Samoan Bulldozer? He’s been on a tear since debuting in
WWE, but how much more vile would he become if he were an untamed beast?
Johnny of the Spirit Squad insisted on challenging Ric Flair to a match. He also insisted the remaining four members of
the Spirit Squad stay away from ringside. The “Nature Boy” isn’t as young or quick as Johnny, but was experienced enough
to prevail over the youthful World Tag Team Champion. Flair was able to roll him up for the win and then wisely left the
ring as the other members rushed into the ring. At Unforgiven, it took all five members of the Squad to defeat the
Highlanders to retain their championship…but on RAW, in a one-on-one match, Johnny couldn’t fend off the veteran Ric
Flair. While Flair is known as the “Dirtiest Player in the Game,” he didn’t use any tricks to win. Was it simply
experience that allowed Flair to prevail, or are some members of the Squad weaker links than the others?
The Divas were also in action on RAW as Candice Michelle took on former Women’s Champion Lita. At Unforgiven, Lita lost to
Trish Stratus in Trish’s last match as a WWE Diva. Still sore over her loss to her longtime rival, the former champion
used her time in the Get Well Room to implore Mr. McMahon to re-award her the gold. When Mickie James came in to give her
own get well speech, the two Divas got into an altercation. Later during the match, Mickie came to ringside as Lita
prepared to deliver a Litasault to Candice. Mickie’s appearance distracted the former champion, allowing Candice to sneak
up behind her and deliver a powerbomb to get the three count. With the Women’s Championship officially vacated due to
Trish’s retirement, Candice’s victory may play a huge role in determining who will be the next Women’s Champion. Every
Diva’s goal is to wear the gold, but Mickie may have gotten just as much satisfaction out of potential costing Lita a
chance to be champion again.
MATCHES:
Umaga defeated Kane
via a disqualification
Ric Flair defeated Johnny of the Spirit Squad
" INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP "
- SIX PACK CHALLENGE MATCH -
Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro
defeated
Jeff Hardy, Carlito, Randy Orton, Chris Masters and Super Crazy
to retain the Intercontinental championship
Candice Michelle defeated Lita
Edge, Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
defeated
John Cena & "D-Generation X" Shawn Michaels & Triple H.
via a disqualification
RAW
# 696
9-25-06 Live
Ford Center
Oklahoma City, Oklahoma
In front of a raucous Oklahoma City crowd (which included University of Oklahoma head football coach Bob Stoops and
country musician Toby Keith), John Cena’s night went from bad to worse in a hurry. Cena easily came out on top of his No
Holds Barred Match with Lita – even with one hand tied behind his back. Unfortunately for The Champ, by the time he left
Ford Arena, he was severely beaten and embarrassed by World Heavyweight Champion King Booker, Sir William Regal and
Finlay -- the same three Superstars Cena will face on SmackDown this Friday in a Six Man Tag Team Match. Cena’s match with
Lita came about when former WWE Champion Edge accepted the match for Lita after Cena made a comment regarding how easily
he’d be able to defeat her in that situation. Lita wasn’t too pleased with her boyfriend making that decision for her, but
she went along with it regardless of her gut instinct. Perhaps Edge had something in mind to help protect Lita in the
match, but Mr. McMahon’s Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman informed the Rated-R Superstar that in Mr. McMahon’s
absence, he’d be taking over. Edge smiled at the announcement, but he wasn’t happy much longer. Coachman said that going
along with the Chairman’s philosophy to avoid predictability, if Edge interfered in the match he’d lose his rematch clause
and would forfeit his opportunity to take on Cena for the WWE Championship. Lita stood little chance against the champion,
and after a quick FU, Cena was able to get the three-count. But afterwards, the beating the WWE Champion suffered at the
hands of the SmackDown thugs seemed to last forever. With Cena’s arm still tied behind his back, he was virtually helpless
to defend himself. His vulnerable arm was the target of Regal, who also eye gouged and dropped hard punches to Cena’s
mouth. Finlay used his shillelagh to blast Cena in the face and in the back of his head, but it was King Booker who made
it all worse. He demanded his loyal SmackDown subjects to bring a nearly unconscious Cena to kiss his royal feet. After
Finlay and Regal shoved the champion’s face into the World Heavyweight Champion’s gnarled feet, the humiliation Cena must
have felt is unthinkable. To the WWE Champion’s credit, he never gave up trying to resist their demands… but his
resistance only caused him to be beaten worse by Regal and Finlay. When the three SmackDown vagrants left the ring, Edge
couldn’t hold back his laughs. Never mind that his girlfriend was smashed into the mat by an FU from Cena, the Rated-R
Superstar saw an opportunity to cash in his rematch clause. “Well John, it looks like you just got your ass kicked and it
looks like you’re going to get your ass kicked on Friday on SmackDown. More importantly, you’re going to get your ass
kicked next week because I’m going to invoke my rematch clause. Next week on RAW, [it’s going to be] you and me,
one-on-one, in a 15-foot high steel cage. Now, can you see that?” mocked the former WWE Champion. After the beating he
suffered on RAW, can Cena recover in time to compete on SmackDown? Will he be healthy enough to battle Edge in a Steel
Cage Match in his first championship defense since winning it at Unforgiven? Will Lita have any animosity for her
boyfriend’s disregard for her well being?
Prior to the main event match, Coachman threw a curve ball at everyone when he introduced his former mentor and former
boss, Eric Bischoff. Bischoff answered the question that WWE.com raised when he was spotted wandering around Ford Arena –
“What is he doing here?” The answer wasn’t to verbally abuse Mr. McMahon for “unceremoniously and unjustly” firing him. It
was to inform the WWE fans that prior to being fired, he signed a book deal with WWE and that book, Controversy Creates
Cash, was now complete. “I tell the truth about a lot of things, most of which will piss off Vincent Kennedy McMahon,”
said Bischoff. He claimed his tenure in sports-entertainment changed the entire landscape of the business. “RAW in its
current form wouldn’t exist without me. There would be no DX without the nWo (referring to a faction in WCW),” he said.
Once Bischoff got into the details of his book that “told the truth about Mr. McMahon,” that was all Coachmen needed to
hear before rudely cutting him off. That wasn’t exactly the interview Coachman was hoping for from his former boss.
At Unforgiven, Trish Stratus won the Women’s Championship and then retired, causing the Women’s Championship to be
vacated. To determine who will be succeeding Trish, a tournament was set up to crown a new Women’s Champion. Before facing
Cena, Lita had a match with Candice Michelle…sort of. Coachman gave Lita the opportunity to choose her own referee for the
match. She chose her boyfriend Edge, who smashed Candice with a spear almost immediately after signaling for the bell.
That allowed Lita to get the easy cover and advance in the tournament.
Even with Mr. McMahon convalescing, DX didn’t catch a break from Coachman either, as he informed them that they’d be
competing in a gauntlet involving three separate teams. Coachman obviously hasn’t forgotten what D-Generation X has done
to Mr. McMahon; the worst came at Unforgiven when Shawn Michaels and Triple H beat the WWE Chairman – and his son Shane –
into a bloody pulp and embarrassed him so severely by shoving his face into Big Show’s bulbous (and naked) backside that
it caused both McMahons to require time way from RAW to recover. In the Gauntlet Match, DX made quick work of their first
opponents, the Highlanders. The two Scotland natives seemed taken aback by The Game and HBK, but DX knew their goal was to
win. After a surprise dose of Sweet Chin Music to Rory McAllister’s face, Triple H and HBK welcomed their next opponents,
Viscera and Charlie Haas. Again, DX was victorious but it took more work than the first match. Dealing with the 500-pound
Viscera alone would cause any Superstar to have to exert a massive amount of energy, but The Game and Shawn Michaels were
able to discard them after a Pedigree to Haas and Sweet Chin Music to Viscera. Their next opponents were a different
story. Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch were fresh and primed for a fight as they charged the ring. The southern duo looked
meaner and nastier than the other two teams, and were obviously willing to do anything it would take to win—including
using a steel chair When the referee saw DX try to counter with a chair of their own he signaled for the bell and ended
the match with a double disqualification. Cade & Murdoch have shown DX that they’re hungry to brawl, and have consistently
been a thorn in Triple H and HBK’s side over the past few weeks. Do Cade & Murdoch have it in for DX, or are
they simply trying to make their presence on RAW known by targeting two of the most accomplished Superstars in WWE?
Coachman didn’t just use his authority to give DX a Gauntlet Match or to keep Edge from interfering in the Cena’s match
with Lita. He also used his newfound authority to stop Shelton Benjamin from complaining about his lack of championship
opportunities because of his skin color. Benjamin whined to Coachman that he is the most athletic Superstar in WWE but he
is being held back because he is black. So, to give Benjamin a chance to prove he’s as talented as he claims, Coachman set
up a match with Jeff Hardy. In the match, Benjamin showed his athleticism, but also proved he’s certainly not the most
experienced. Benjamin took his time after a winded Hardy attempted a move and missed. The nonchalant attitude of Benjamin
cost him the match, as Hardy was able to surprise his opponent with an inside cradle for the win.
Not all of Coachman’s orders were followed, though. In an open act of defiance, the undefeated Umaga disobeyed his warning
to stay out of Kane’s Intercontinental Championship match with Johnny Nitro. When Kane went to drop Nitro with a
Tombstone, Umaga rushed into the ring to attack the Big Red Monster. The victory was awarded to Kane for the Samoan
Bulldozer’s interference, which was done in retaliation for Kane’s abduction of Armando Alejandro Estrada last week on
RAW. The Big Red Monster is known for his vengeful side, which leaves one question: what will he do to retaliate? And what
about Coachman? Will he make an example of Umaga and his manager Estrada? Does he even have the authority to do so?
Super Crazy and Carlito defeated Chris Masters and Randy Orton in a tag team match. Carlito was able to land a Back
Cracker on Masters for the pinfall. After the match Orton pretended to leave the ring but was actually stalking Carlito,
waiting for the right opportunity to land a blindside attack on him. When the time came, the Legend Killer delivered a
painful RKO to Carlito.
Ric Flair defeated Mikey of the Spirit Squad. Last week on RAW, Flair was able to defeat Johnny while the remaining four
members of the Squad weren’t at ringside. This week, he proved he can win while they are all surrounding the ring. Now
that Flair has defeated two members of the Squad, what will they have to say about their performance (or lack thereof)
against the “Nature Boy?” Is Flair’s experience simply too much for the young World Tag Team Champions to handle?
MATCHES:
" WOMEN`S CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT MATCH "
Round One
Lita defeated Candice Michelle
" INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP "
Kane defeated Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro
via a disqualification
Ric Flair defeated World Tag Team Champion Mikey
- THREE TEAM GAUNTLET MATCH -
Round One
D-Generation X defeated The Highlanders
Round Two
D-Generation X defeated Charlie Haas & Viscera
Round Three
D-Generation X vs Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
via a Double Disqualification
Jeff Hardy defeated Shelton Benjamin
Carlito Carribean Cool & Super Crazy
defeated
Chris Masters & Randy Orton
John Cena defeated Lita
with one arm tied behind his back
RAW
# 697
10-2-06 Live
Kansas Expocenter
Topeka, Kansas
On one incredible night in Topeka, John Cena and D-Generation X provided the RAW highlights of one of the most memorable
Mondays in sports-entertainment history. DX had a great night, removing Jonathon Coachman from the building and seizing
control of RAW. But John Cena had a better night, as he once again defied the odds by successfully defending the WWE
Championship against his bitter rival, Edge.
It`s a rivalry that has dominated the RAW landscape for the better part of ten months. The hatred began on one cold night
in January at New Year`s Revolution when Edge cashed in his Money in the Bank contract for the right to finish off an
already exhausted John Cena and capture his first WWE Championship. Since that night, the two have been at each other`s
throats in a constant battle for RAW`s richest prize. On Monday night, the rivalry reached its boiling point as the two
met in the only structure that could contain their animosity: a 15-foot high Steel Cage. The rules of the Steel Cage are
simple: pin your opponent, make him submit, or escape the confines of the unforgiving steel before your opponent. Cena was
once again facing seemingly insurmountable odds. The champ`s arm was bandaged heavily due to a beating suffered at the
hands of SmackDown`s King Booker, Finlay and Sir William Regal just days ago, but as usual, Cena was offering no excuses.
The match was every bit as competitive as the first 10 months of the rivalry, a back and forth chess match with each man
utilizing their strengths and capitalizing on their opponent`s weaknesses in the struggle to gain the advantage. The
momentum changed hands on numerous occasions and each man made several attempts to climb out of the imposing structure. At
one point, Edge attempted to climb out of the cage, but was stopped by Cena, who promptly suplexed him back first off the
top rope to the mat below. The Chain Gang leader followed up with the signature Five-Knuckle Shuffle, and attempted to put
Edge away with the F-U. However, after ten months of battle, Edge had the move scouted and countered with a modified
backbreaker. The change in momentum inspired Lita to get involved, but the fiery Diva never made it into the ring.
Instead, ringside Referee Marty Rubalcaba blocked her entry and ejected the former Women`s Champion from the building, all
as a dejected Edge looked on from the ring. During the commotion, a steel chair made its way into the ring, and that very
chair would lead to Edge`s eventual downfall. As the combatants battled for the chair, referee Jack Doan found himself in
the wrong place at the wrong time, and took an inadvertent blow which rendered him temporarily unconscious. Edge seized
control of the chair and swung for the fences, but Cena ducked and grabbed the chair to deliver a knockout blow not seen
since the days of Mike Tyson`s prime. Cena immediately locked in the STFU, but with the referee disabled, there was nobody
left to ring the bell. Seconds later, Edge received temporary aid in the form of tag-team specialists Lance Cade & Trevor
Murdoch. The cowboys hit the ring and took out Cena with the Sweet and Sour and proceeded to try and pull Edge out of the
ring to victory... but D-Generation X had other plans. Triple H and Shawn Michaels succeeded in evening the score.
Michaels put the finishing touches on DX`s evening when he leveled Trevor Murdoch with Sweet Chin Music, propelling him
towards the cage door, which in turn slammed right into Edge`s escaping cranium. The jolt sent Edge back into the ring,
where Cena was waiting for him with an explosive F-U and a three-count. Once again, Cena survived unbelievable odds to
score an unlikely victory, all in proving himself to be the consummate fighting champion. RAW has seen its share of
breath-taking matches in the past, but few have had as much emotion, or as much on the line as the battle endured by John
Cena and Edge.
Nearly two hours earlier, the show opened with D-Generation X in the ring, reminding fans of the plight of the McMahons.
Those McMahons, who have still yet to show their face since the beating they experienced at Unforgiven, were again away
from RAW to recover from their injuries. Instead, the McMahons sent Jonathan Coachman, who interrupted DX`s rant to try
and restore order to Monday nights. Coachman told DX that he was running the show, and ordered them into an immediate
four-team Tag Team Texas Tornado Match. The opposing teams, Charlie Haas & Viscera, Cade & Murdoch, and The Highlanders,
quickly headed towards the ring, each hoping to make their name with a single victory over the McMahon`s hated rivals. The
rules of the Texas Tornado match are as follows: the first team to score a pinfall or submission wins. DX made quick work
of an overwhelming six-on-two disadvantage, delivering their signature Sweet Chin Music/Pedigree combination to score the
pin on Charlie Haas. After the match, Coachman attempted to regain control. "It`s not over yet," said a beleaguered
Coachman. "You may have won the battle, but you haven`t won the war. I still run this show..." Coachman`s words fell on
deaf ears as DX proceeded to threaten him, and follow through with their plans to run the Executive Assistant out of the
building. For the next hour, DX stalked Coachman through the building, sending him on a wild race through the Divas locker
room, to an eventual encounter with the corpulent Big Dick Johnson. Eventually, time ran out on Coachman as he was shown
the door and the bottom of a dumpster on his way out of the Landon Arena.
DX and John Cena weren`t the only ones to have a great Monday night. Jeff Hardy got a third chance at Johnny Nitro`s
Intercontinental Championship after his first two were ruined by outside interference. On this night however, Hardy proved
that sometimes, the third times the charm. In their first two encounters, the risk-taking Hardy came within seconds of
capturing the coveted gold, but both times, Melina`s interference on behalf of Nitro saved the day. On this night, Hardy
again had his A-Game, and once again, Melina tried to interfere on behalf of her charge. This time however, Melina
appeared to injure herself in the process, taking herself out of equation and allowing Hardy to capitalize and put Nitro
away with Swanton Bomb for the victory. The win capped an emotional rollercoaster ride for Jeff, who went from sitting at
home just a few months ago, recovering from trying events in his personal life, to the newest holder of the prestigious
Intercontinental Championship.
In other championship news, the second opening round match of the tournament for the vacant WWE Women`s Championship was
held on Monday night. The gold was vacated following Trish Stratus` dramatic victory in her final WWE match. Last week,
Lita advanced to the second round with a victory over Candice Michelle. This week, she was joined in the second round by
Mickie James, who countered Victoria`s attempt to steal a victory into a sunset flip for the win. Prior to the match, DX
spiced things up by ordering the Divas to compete in lingerie.
The Divas weren`t the only ones to wear lingerie on Monday night. The Spirit Squad were informed by DX of a new "dress
code" on RAW, which was to be put into effect immediately for Nicky`s match with WWE Hall-of-Famer Sgt. Slaughter. The
dress code turned The Spirit Squad`s already controversial male cheerleading uniforms into female cheerleading uniforms,
leaving little more than a piece of fabric to cover the enthusiastic grapplers... "pom-poms." The new dress-code, combined
with further embarrassment and ridicule from DX, provided all the distraction that the Sarge needed to surprise Nicky with
a roll-up and pick up a stunning win over the World Tag-Team Champion.
In a return match from Unforgiven, Randy Orton proved himself to be RAW`s coolest Superstar when he reversed a cross
body attempt by Carlito into a pinning combination, grabbing the tights to score another impressive victory.
In a warm up for his huge "Loser Leaves RAW" match on next week`s RAW Family Reunion, Umaga made quick work of
Snistky. The Samoan Bulldozer dominated the foot-loving big man to send a message to the Big Red Machine.
Next week, RAW will celebrate its family reunion in grand fashion with a special three-hour program.
MATCHES:
- TEXAS TORNADO MATCH -
"D-Generation X" Shawn Michaels & Triple H.
defeated
Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch, Viscera & Charlie Haas and the Highlanders
" INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP "
Jeff Hardy defeated Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro
becoming the new Intercontinental champion
Umaga defeated Gene Snitsky
Randy Orton defeated Carlito Carribean Cool
- SKID MARK MATCH -
Sergeant Slaughter defeated Nicky of the "Spirit Squad
who revealed a "Skid Mark" on his shorts
" WOMEN`S CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT "
- ROUND ONE -
Mickie James defeated Victoria
" WWE CHAMPIONSHIP "
WWE Champion John Cena defeated Edge
in a Steel Cage Match
RAW
# 698
10-9-06 Live
Colonial Center
Columbia, South Carolina
The action packed, three hour season premiere of RAW kicked off with a monstrous pyrotechnics display and a brand new
theme song… but there was also something else. Something so colossal that’s never before happened in WWE: the champions
from all three brands stood in one ring at the same time. RAW’s WWE Champion John Cena, ECW World Champion Big Show and
SmackDown’s World Heavyweight Champion King Booker were face to face to argue who the most dominant champion in
sports-entertainment actually is… but by the evening’s end, the time and place to where that question would be answered
was decided on. Mr. McMahon, in his first appearance on WWE Television since Unforgiven, emerged to declare that the main
event for Cyber Sunday would bring the speculation to an end. “What would happen if we had the ECW Champion, the WWE
Champion and the World Heavyweight Champion in one match? What if all three champions were represented in a Triple Threat
Match to determine once and for all who would be the Champion of Champions? I have a date, say Nov. 5 — Cyber Sunday,”
stated the Chairman with a devious smile. And with that, the main event for Cyber Sunday was set. Who will walk out of
Cyber Sunday with the ultimate bragging rights? Which Champion will elevate his legacy by becoming the foremost champion
in sports-entertainment?
With that blockbuster announcement shaking the foundation of RAW during its Family Reunion, perhaps nobody could explain
the type of environment all three brands create better than one of RAW’s newest Superstars, Super Crazy. Not known for his
verbal skills, the former ECW Extremist and SmackDown Superstar surprised WWE fans as well as ECW representative Paul
Heyman, SmackDown General Manager Theodore Long and Mr. McMahon’s Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman when he said,
“Actually, all three [brands] offer, drama, action, suspense; three amazing shows for all [WWE] fans to enjoy.” Mr.
McMahon couldn’t have put it any better himself. The way the Cyber Sunday announcement unfolded stemmed from the
champions’ conflicting views – which eventually evolved into trading blows – and also the bickering of the three brands’
representatives, Coachman, Long and Heyman. So, in an attempt to find an answer to the hanging question of the most
powerful champion, they made matches for all three champions to compete on RAW. Coachman chose RAW’s Intercontinental
Champion Jeff Hardy to take on Big Show; Heyman chose King Booker to go head to head with ECW Original Rob Van Dam; and
Long chose SmackDown’s Undertaker to take on Cena.
In Big Show’s match with Hardy, the ECW champion proved his dominance by staying in control for most of the match. Hardy
showed his toughness by standing toe to toe with the Extreme Giant, but he was never able to overcome the huge weight and
power disadvantage Big Show held over him. After an arena shaking Showstopper, Big Show was able to get the cover and the
win. After the match, former Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro tried to extend the beating on Hardy, but with a
chance to put an exclamation point on his dominance, the Extreme Giant re-entered the ring and tossed Nitro aside like a
rag doll.
In King Booker’s match, he looked fresh as he took on RVD even though the King was involved in a Fatal Four Way at No
Mercy. In a physical match that saw the former “Mr. Monday Night” compete like he’d never left RAW, King Booker was able
to utilize the assistance of Queen Sharmell to propel himself to victory. Regardless of how he won, the King reigned
supreme and – perhaps for the first time – made SmackDown GM Long proud.
Undertaker was coming off a fierce match with Mr. Kennedy at No Mercy, but the Deadman showed no signs of being worn. At
first, Cena tried to enter a slugfest with Undertaker — which proved to be a horrible idea for The Champ. Then, Cena
switched to rely on his quickness and athleticism to battle the 16-year veteran. The two battled back and forth and just
as Undertaker delivered a vicious Chokeslam, Big Show and King Booker rushed the ring and the match was ruled a No
Contest. While Undertaker fought off the SmackDown and ECW Champions, the Deadman’s No Mercy opponent, Mr. Kennedy, tried
to blindside Undertaker— but he failed. As Undertaker and Mr. Kennedy fought back to the locker room area, Big Show, Cena
and The King battled it out, giving a preview of the carnage of what will take place at Cyber Sunday on Nov. 5. Cena
focused on Big Show at first, locking in the STFU on the Extreme champion. But, after King Booker stomped on Cena to break
the hold, The Champ turned his attention on the King. Cena stood tall at the end of the night after he dropped King Booker
with a booming FU. Is this what’s to come at Cyber Sunday?
With all of the special guests on the season premiere of RAW, D-Generation X decided to apologize for the antics they
pulled on Jonathan Coachman last week – including dumping him in a trash bin and having a janitor haul him away – and for
making the Spirit Squad compete in feminine cheerleading outfits. Well, it began as an apology but ended up as more of a
mock apology. Afterwards, The Game and HBK took on two spurs that have been sticking in their sides for the past few
weeks: Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch. In a hellacious Street Fight that disallows countouts or disqualifications, the
scales seemed to be tipped in favor of Cade & Murdoch, two southerners that look like they’re more accustomed to fight
ing alligators or bears than people. In a Street Fight, the only way to win is to get the pinfall. In the match, Cade &
Murdoch were unrelenting and showed DX they’ll back down from nobody — not even two veterans as decorated as HBK and The
Game. The southern duo took advantage of DX early, using a belt to horsewhip HBK while using the steel ring steps to smash
Triple H’s face. For Cade & Murdoch, it was the opportunity they’ve been waiting for to prove how tough they really
were. While they no doubt got their point across, they weren’t able to overcome the vast experience and craftiness of the
two former World Champions. Once again, DX was able to fend off their competitors as HBK landed Sweet Chin Music on Cade
and Triple H hit a Pedigree for the cover and the win.
Later on in the evening, former WWE Champion Edge gave a special edition of his talk show “The Cutting Edge.” His guest
was the youngest World Heavyweight Champion in WWE history, Randy Orton. After some minor pleasantries, Edge got right to
the point, insulting Orton by telling him he’s done nothing since winning the World Championship in 2004. “For two years
straight, you’ve consistently dropped the ball,” Edge said. “Every misstep, every bump in the road can be traced back to
one, single solitary moment.” The moment the former champion meant was two years ago when Evolution, led by Triple H,
turned on Orton and beat him to a bloody pulp. Edge pointed out that the attack stemmed from jealousy on The Game’s part
and that Orton should avenge Triple H’s betrayal. Once Orton realized that Edge had a point, he was receptive to his
advice. “We should own this show. We should own the championships. We should be the future of this industry, not some
tired act from a decade ago,” screamed Edge. The Rated-R Superstar has called himself a master tactician before, a living
chess player in the realm of sports-entertainment. But, after pinning the blame on DX – especially Triple H –the two shook
hands in unity, showing that they can put their massive egos aside to form an alliance for the same goal: destroy
D-Generation X. How will DX react to a newly formed alliance that, as Orton put it, “has two words for them: It’s over.”
The undefeated Umaga kept his win streak alive and at the same time single-handedly changed the landscape of RAW in a
Loser Leaves RAW Match against Kane. In what will be remembered as a turning point in RAW’s history, the Samoan Bulldozer
was victorious over the Big Red Machine, and for the first time since the brand extension of 2002, Kane will no longer be
a member of the RAW roster. In the match filled with backbreaking slams and face denting punches, Kane nearly delivered
Umaga’s first defeat. But with the help of manager Armando Alejandro Estrada, the Samoan Bulldozer was able to land the
deadly Samoan Spike to emerge victorious. Next week, for the first time in four and a half years, RAW will be without the
Big Red Machine. On his way out of the arena for the last time as a RAW Superstar, the University of South Carolina crowd
gave Kane a standing ovation for his dedication. Where will the Big Red Monster roam to next? Have the WWE fans seen the
last of Kane? Luckily, none of the applauding fans made the same mistake as the Highlanders. Robbie and Rory McAllister
approached Kane to give their condolences, but weren’t met with the same kindness they showed. An irrational and emotional
Kane answered their compliments by nailing Rory with a devastating punch to the throat and tossing Robbie through a stack
of milk crates.
SmackDown’s presence was well represented on RAW. In a Six Man Tag Team Match, one night after all six combatants competed
at No Mercy, Batista, Lashley and Rey Mysterio took on Finlay, William Regal and Chavo Guerrero. Neither Lashley nor
Batista seemed to hold any ill will towards the other after competing against each other at No Mercy for the World
Heavyweight Championship. Although the argument could be made that Lashley’s spear on Batista is what allowed King Booker
to steal the cover over Finlay, the Animal and Lashley looked to be on the same page during their match. As for Chavo and
Rey, they picked up right where they left off at No Mercy. The two battled nearly the entire bout on RAW, but it was
Mysterio who finished it off with a Frog Splash off the top rope for the pinfall over Chavo.
Regal’s opponent from No Mercy, Chris Benoit – fresh off a win at No Mercy and a five month sabbatical – made an
appearance on RAW, much to the surprise of hometown Superstar Shelton Benjamin. For weeks, Benjamin has complained that
he’s overlooked because of the color of his skin, but after Benoit destroyed him in the ring he may have to come up with
another reason to complain. Benoit locked in the Crippler Crossface and made Benjamin submit.
Benjamin wasn’t the only home state native in attendance. Two more locals, Mae Young and WWE Hall of Famer The Fabulous
Moolah, were at the University of South Carolina to watch the third match of the opening round of the Women’s Championship
tournament. Torrie Wilson took on Melina under Lumberjack Rules, where the lumberjacks were the same Divas that will
appear on Extreme Strip Poker on ECW on Sci Fi, Tuesday night at 10 p.m. ET on the Sci Fi channel. Melina was able to
leave with the victory, but the action didn’t stop there. Torrie attacked Kristal after the match and delivered her
signature Facial to the SmackDown Diva.
What RAW Reunion would be complete without WWE Legends making an appearance? Mitch, a member of the World Tag Team
Champion Spirit Squad, made a surprising declaration prior to his match with the “Nature Boy” Ric Flair. “I have a
confession to make. I suck. But tonight, I’m going to do the unthinkable; beat the 16-time World Champion, Ric Flair.”
Mitch believed he’d have the other members of the Squad to back him up against Flair, which would give him a five-on-one
advantage. Well, he thought wrong. WWE Hall of Famer Rowdy Roddy Piper and WWE Legends Ted DiBiase, Irwin R.
Schyster and Arn Anderson – a former member of the legendary Four Horseman came to ringside to support the “Nature Boy.”
The Squad was shocked at the sight of the WWE greats, and was even more puzzled as the Legends pushed them away from
ringside. Once the Squad was safely away from the ring, the crafty Flair made quick work of Mitch, making his declaration
prior to the match seem truer than ever. After Flair got the submission victory from the Figure Four Leg Lock, the Legends
climbed into the ring and joined Flair in celebrating his victory.
MATCHES:
- LOSER LEAVES RAW MATCH -
Umaga defeated Kane
ECW World Champion The Big Show defeated Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy
- STREET FIGHT -
"D-Generation X" Shawn Michaels & Triple H.
defeated
Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch
Chris Benoit defeated Shelton Benjamin
Dave Batista, Bobby Lashley & Rey Mysterio
defeated
Sir Fit Finlay, Sir William Regal & Chavo Guerrero
- WOMEN`S CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT -
ROUND ONE
Melina defeated Torrie Wilson
in a Diva Jill aka: Lumberjack Match
World Heavyweight Champion King Booker defeated Rob Van Dam
Ric Flair defeated Mitch of the "Spirit Squad"
WWE Champion John Cena vs The Undertaker
ended in a No Contest
RAW
# 699
Air date: 10-16-06 Taped: 10-15-06
Staples Center
Los Angeles, California
On a star-studded night in Hollywood, Mr. McMahon made two major announcements for two matches slated to take place at
Cyber Sunday on Nov. 5. In front of Hollywood big wigs like Steve-O and Chris Pontius of Jackass, Nick and Aaron Carter,
ZZ Top and countless other celebrities, the WWE Chairman dropped the bomb that a championship will be on the line when Big
Show, John Cena and King Booker square off in the Champion of Champions Match at Cyber Sunday. But which title will be
defended? Mr. McMahon has declared that the WWE fans will decide. Will it be the ECW World Championship? The WWE
Championship? The World Heavyweight Championship? The announcement came at an inopportune time for Johnny Nitro and
Melina’s close friend – one of Hollywood’s biggest bad boys, Kevin Federline, or K-Fed as he’s commonly known. The world’s
most famous house husband turned hip-hop artist was going to perform for the WWE fans, but opted to keep his rap material
under – for lack of a better word – wraps until his album “Playing With Fire” comes out on Oct. 31. Unfortunately for
Federline, the maltreatment of WWE fans didn’t go over well with another rapper — WWE Champion John Cena. The Champ chided
the celeb and Nitro when he dusted off the microphone and dropped a freestyle rap mentioning Federline’s wife, Britney
Spears: “You mad, Johnny Nitro? You don’t have the nuts to hit me. And if K-Fed wasn’t around, I’d be the one spearin’
Britney.” After the diss to Federline prompted Nitro to come to the defense of his “close, personal friend,” Cena launched
the former Intercontinental Champion out of the ring. Then, before he could focus on K-Fed, The Champ was rudely
interrupted by his two Cyber Sunday opponents. As World Heavyweight Champion King Booker and ECW World Champion Big Show
made their way to the ring, Mr. McMahon saw the window to drop his colossal announcement regarding their championships.
The expressions on the champions’ faces were that of utter disbelief, but none showed weakness and all kept their game
faces intact. Now it’s official: the WWE fans have the control for the match at Cyber Sunday… but Cena’s mood only
worsened and that was terrible news for Federline, who was still foolishly at ringside. Cena mocked the “trend setter” and
asked which title he thought should be on the line at Cyber Sunday. “Yours,” Federline emphatically yelled. “I want to see
you get your ass kicked up and down the ring.” With that, Cena hoisted the quick-tongued rapper and dropped him with a
monstrous FU. While Cena was dropping Federline, Edge was itching to get to Mr. McMahon to congratulate him on the
decision to let the fans decide on the Champion of Champions Match for Cyber Sunday. He approached the Chairman and put
together a proposal to allow the fans to decide on the special guest referee for a match between DX and Orton & Edge on
Nov. 5. Mr. McMahon was receptive to Edge's idea, and now the fans will also be voting on who should officiate the DX vs.
Edge and Orton match. Will it be Jonathan Coachman? Former RAW General Manager Eric Bischoff or Mr. McMahon?
Although Edge & Orton will go head to head with DX at Cyber Sunday, Triple H and Orton battled in a one-on-one match
because of the disrespect the Legend Killer and the Rated-R Superstar showed Shawn Michaels and Triple H at the top of the
broadcast when Orton and Edge displayed their contempt for their rivals when they parodied them. That show of disrespect
didn't bode well for them later in the night, however. The Game has been Orton’s target mainly because of Edge, who
pointed out that Triple H was the one who destroyed Orton with Batista in his days with Evolution. After The Game’s
so-called betrayal, The Legend Killer’s career hasn’t been the same, according to Edge. In the match, DX simply outsmarted
Edge and Orton at their own game. At one point, Edge tried to interfere on Orton’s behalf as Lita tossed a steel chair
into the ring. The Rated- R Superstar delivered a low blow to Triple H, but HBK slipped into the ring and returned the low
blow to Orton which allowed Triple H to use the chair and score the pinfall. DX may have won the first encounter, but it
was clear that the war between these two teams has just begun.
There was a war for the Intercontinental Championship as well, as a Fatal Four Way saw the champion, Jeff Hardy defend
against RAW newcomer Super Crazy, Chris Masters and former Intercontinental Champion Shelton Benjamin. That Fatal Four Way
wasn’t good news for Jeff Hardy; the match is a one fall, sudden death where the champion doesn’t have to be pinned to
lose his title. But, the enigmatic Superstar proved why he became the champion by out competing the others. In the end,
Hardy picked up the win after hitting Masters with a Swanton Bomb for the pinfall.
The World Tag Team Champions Spirit Squad took on two of the most diverse Superstars in WWE. RAW fans have seen how the
team of Cryme Tyme – Shad and JTG – train leading up to their debut and it paid off. Shad and JTG looked tight in their
first match on RAW, as they used a little distraction method to steal a victory against the Squad in a non-title match.
Steal or no steal, it was quite the impressive debut to defeat the World Tag Team Champions — even if the gold wasn’t on
the line. After the match, Spirit Squad member Kenny was frustrated by the Squad’s recent losing streak and was visibly
upset with the other members of the cheerleading crew. Cryme Tyme had an impact on more than the Squad’s night. After a
run-in with Shad and JTG, King Booker noticed that his royal wallet wasn’t in his majesty’s pocket. He was quick to point
the finger at the new tag team, and even notified the authorities of their assumed thievery. Nothing was proven, however,
and the news that Mr. McMahon dropped regarding the King’s match at Cyber Sunday seemed to be enough to distract him from
pursuing any further action to Cryme Tyme.
Carlito was in action against Rob Conway. RAW fans haven’t seen much of Conway lately, and they didn’t get to see too much
of him in his match with Carlito. After a Back Cracker, the Caribbean Superstar got the three count, showing the brash
Conway up.
Umaga showed the stars from the hit movie Jackass Number 2 that their zany stunts and wild antics are cake compared to the
destruction of the Samoan Bulldozer. Umaga’s handler, Armando Alejandro Estrada, informed the two Jackasses – Steve-O and
“Party Boy” Chris Pontius – that the Samoan Bulldozer doesn’t appreciate their “act.” After some lip by Steve-O, the
Samoan savage lit into the two movie stars and pummeled them worse than any stunt, even making a second round after
Steve-O sat upright.
Plus, we’re close to moving in on a new Women’s Champion. The last match of the first round was a Second Chance All or
Nothing Bra and Panties Match with Maria, Victoria, Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle. Maria was able to tear the pants
off of Torrie to make her way into the semi-finals alongside Lita, Melina and Mickie James. Next week on RAW, the
tournament will continue. Who will take one step closer to claiming the vacant Women’s Championship?
MATCHES:
Cryme Tyme defeated the Spirit Squad
Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy
defeated
Super Crazy, Shelton Benjamin and Chris Masters
Carlito defeated Rob Conway
- WOMEN`S CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT -
ROUND ONE
- SECOND CHANCE ALL OR NOTHING BRA AND PANTIES MATCH -
Maria defeated Torrie Wilson, Candice Michelle and Victoria
Triple H defeated Randy Orton
RAW
# 700
Air date: 10-23-06 Live
Allstate Arena
Chicago, Illinois
A sellout crowd of 15,101 showed up to Chicago’s Allstate Arena for RAW’s historic 700th episode. This was the first time
RAW rolled into Chicago since the night after WrestleMania 22, and WWE didn’t disappoint as the milestone edition of RAW
was nothing short of spectacular.
World Heavyweight Champion King Booker showed ECW Champion Big Show and WWE Champion John Cena there are no teams when it
comes to Cyber Sunday’s Champion of Champions Match; K-Fed vowed “payback” on Cena for embarrassing him and slamming him
with an FU last week, and the team of Edge & Randy Orton proved that they won’t back down from DX and will use any means
necessary to win at Cyber Sunday. It appeared that King Booker, Big Show and Hollywood bad boy Kevin Federline formed an
alliance against Cena, but their association ended up resulting in a free for all that saw all three champions vying to
show who was the most dominant. K-Fed’s confrontation extended further than Cena. As he walked to the ring, the Chicago
crowd nearly booed the celeb out of the building. The WWE fans seemed even less enthused to hear K-Fed and Nitro talking
about Federline’s new album “Playing with Fire” that comes out on Oct. 31.
During Cena’s match with Nitro, K-Fed made his presence known. He gave Cena a slap to the face, but his interference
didn’t help much. The Champ recovered, smashed Nitro with an FU and got the pinfall. As Cena turned his attention to
K-Fed, who at this time was scurrying to the locker room area, the WWE Champion was ambushed by King Booker and Big Show.
They seemed to be working in harmony in beating on Cena until the King turned on the Extreme Giant and dropped him with a
Bookend. The display showed that it will be every man for himself at Cyber Sunday in the Champion of Champions Match – no
matter whose title the fans choose to be on the line. One has to wonder how King Booker and Big Show will coexist on
SmackDown this Friday night when they team up to take on Cena and Batista?
The team of Randy Orton & Edge proved they won’t coexist with DX anymore and got one step closer to making their pledge to
destroy DX come true in Orton’s match with Triple H. In the end, HBK gave Coachman Sweet Chin Music when he tried to make
a three count after Edge interfered. Orton then got a steel chair from Bischoff and cracked Triple H in the head to get
the pinfall.
Other Cyber Sunday matches were also revealed. After Jeff Hardy teamed with Carlito in a losing effort against Shelton
Benjamin and Chris Masters, WWE fans were informed that they would vote for who Hardy would take on at Cyber Sunday. Will
it be Johnny Nitro, Carlito or Benjamin?
That wasn’t the only Cyber Sunday-related news. Last week, Cryme Tyme stole more than their first victory as a RAW tag
team… apparently they also lifted King Booker’s royal wallet from his imperial duds. In their second match, Shad and JTG
used their devastating G9 to get their second win against World Tag Team Champions Nicky and Mikey in a non-title match.
After yet another loss, Kenny erupted on the other four Spirit Squad members. To prove he is the “most talented” of the
five, Kenny set up a match with Ric Flair. In the match, Kenny lived up to his promise and ousted the "Nature Boy” by
grabbing Flair’s tights during a roll-up. Afterwards, the Squad tried to gang up on the “Nature Boy” but Flair’s WWE
Legend friends had his back. Rowdy Roddy Piper, Dusty Rhodes and Sgt. Slaughter fought off the ambush and sent the Squad
packing.
Armando Alejandro Estrada announced that he’d received three responses to the open challenge he set forth for the
undefeated Samoan Bulldozer Umaga. ECW Original Sandman and SmackDown Superstars Kane and Chris Benoit have all thrown
their names into the hat as possible opponents. To send a message to whomever the WWE fans choose to face the Samoan
Bulldozer, Umaga decimated Eugene, who was simply having fun shooting free T-shirts into the sold out crowd. Afterwards,
Eugene’s friend “Hacksaw” Jim Duggan tried to give some friendly advice, but something inside of Eugene snapped and he
went on the offensive and attacked Duggan.
The first match of the semi-finals in the Women’s Championship tournament saw Mickie James defeat Melina. The finals will
be held at Cyber Sunday where Mickie will face either Lita or Maria.
MATCHES:
- WOMEN`S CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT -
SEMI-FINAL ROUND
Mickie James defeated Melina
Chris Masters & Shelton Benjamin
defeated
Carlito Cool & Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy
WWE Champion John Cena
defeated
Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro
in a non-title match
"Cryme Tyme" Shad & JTG
defeated
World Tag Team Champions
"Sirit Squad" members Mikey & Nicky
in a non-title match
"Spirit Squad" member Kenny
defeated
Ric Flair with Sgt. Slaughter, Roddy Piper & Dusty Rhodes
Randy Orton defeated Triple H.
RAW
# 701
Air date: 10-30-06 Live
MARK of the Quad Cities
Moline, Illinois
Cyber Sunday is nearly upon us, and WWE Champion John Cena looks better than ever heading into the Champion of Champions
Match. At the beginning of RAW, Mr. McMahon decided to give the WWE fans a mini-preview of Cyber Sunday. Not wanting Cena
to be flat for the event, the Chairman made him a match with an unusual twist; the WWE fans were allowed to vote by text
message or on WWE.com to choose Cena`s RAW opponent: ECW Champion Big Show, World Heavyweight Champion King Booker or
Jonathan Coachman. Cena said he did not care who he faced, saying that "for once, it`s not up to me, it`s up to them (the
fans)." He also had some strong words for Kevin Federline, saying that Federline`s album (available everywhere now) was
the bomb... as in, anyone who listens to it will want to end their misery. In an overwhelming landslide, 74 percent of the
fans chose Coachman to face Cena. He looked sick to his stomach and tried to run, but Cena stopped him; luckily, however,
the King and the Extreme Giant attacked The Champ before he could get into the ring. That gave Coachman a momentary
advantage, but Cena quickly came back. With Big Show and King Booker arguing at ringside, Cena quickly polished off
Coachman with an STFU to gain the victory. The Champ is ready, and the main event at Cyber Sunday can`t come soon enough
for Cena.
Earlier in the show, McMahon, Coachman and Bischoff appeared on "The Cutting Edge" with birthday boy Edge and Randy Orton.
The three men are your choices for special referee in the DX vs. Edge & Orton match at Cyber Sunday, and they all pled
their case for selection. Orton also bragged about beating The Game last week (without mentioning how Triple H had beaten
him the week before), so the Chairman then made the rubber match for RAW. But to emphasize how pivotal a guest referee can
be, he appointed Edge as the official. With Shawn Michaels not at RAW due to personal reasons, the odds seemed stacked
even higher against The Game. However, he was ready, nailing Edge with a Pedigree before the match to take him out of his
assignment. The Rated-R Superstar would later come back to interfere, and the bout was declared a No Contest. The action
didn`t stop there, as Edge & Orton assaulted The Game, dominating him with a steel chair until Triple H found his trusty
sledgehammer and sent his enemies packing. The Game may have fought off the attack on RAW, but with Edge, Orton and most
likely the guest referee all against them at Cyber Sunday, the end may be near for D-Generation X.
Another match was finalized for Cyber Sunday on RAW. Lita defeated Maria in a Women`s Championship Tournament semi-final
match, earning the right to face Mickie James this Sunday for the vacant gold. The WWE fans will vote on the stipulation
for their match, with the choices being No-Disqualification, Submission or Diva Lumberjack rules. What will it be and who
will walk out of Cincinnati as Trish Stratus` successor?
At Cyber Sunday, Shelton Benjamin, Carlito or Johnny Nitro will challenge Jeff Hardy for the Intercontinental
Championship. But six days before their possible title opportunity, the three men were in action against each other. As
Hardy looked on from ringside, Carlito was victorious after nailing Benjamin with the Back Cracker. Will this victory have
any effect on how the fans vote for Cyber Sunday?
Umaga also prepared for Cyber Sunday, defeating Eugene & Hacksaw Jim Duggan in a Handicap Match. Last week, Eugene freaked
out on Duggan after being attacked by the Samoan Bulldozer. Things seemed back to normal this week, but once the bell
rang, a seemingly terrified Eugene ran and hid at ringside. Umaga then decimated the abandoned Duggan, pinning him after
the Samoan Spike. Will any of his three potential opponents be able to stop the undefeated Umaga this Sunday?
The three men who can be chosen to be Ric Flair`s partner at Cyber Sunday had a chance to speak their minds. After
Roddy Piper, Sgt. Slaughter and Dusty Rhodes explained why they should be chosen, Flair gave a warning to the Spirit
Squad: "Three great ones, it doesn`t matter... Spirit Squad, at Cyber Sunday, plan on getting your green asses kicked
hard, because we are walking out as the World Tag Team Champions!"
And speaking of walking out with things, Cryme Tyme was in their usual form on RAW as well. Before their match with
Viscera and Charlie Haas, Todd Grisham interviewed JTG backstage on the RAW set. As he did, Shad jacked the television
monitor from behind Grisham, carrying it with him to the ring. JTG & Shad had a good time in the ring, watching themselves
defeat Viscera & Haas on their hot new possession before watching the replays with Jerry Lawler at ringside. Whether
they`re stealing wallets, television monitors or victories, Cryme Tyme are two guys you should probably keep an eye on,
homeys.
MATCHES:
- TRIPLE THREAT MATCH -
Carlito Carribean Cool
defeated
Johnny Nitro and Shelton Benjamin
- WOMEN`S CHAMPIONSHIP TOURNAMENT -
SEMI-FINAL ROUND
Lita defeated Maria
- RUBBER MATCH -
Triple H vs Randy Orton
ended in a no contest
Umaga
defeated
Eugene & Hacksaw Jim Duggan
in a Handicap match
"Cryme Tyme" Shad & JTG
defeated
Charlie Haas & Viscera
WWE Champion John Cena
defeated
Jonathan Coachman
in a non-title match
RAW
# 702
Air date: 11-6-06 Live
Nationwide Arena
Columbus, Ohio
Eric Bischoff was given back control of RAW for one night only... and if the title of his book Controversy Creates Cash is
true, then the first RAW following Cyber Sunday was a banker`s dream.
As the show opened, Edge & Randy Orton were in the ring gloating about their victory over DX at Cyber Sunday when they introduced Bischoff. Bischoff revealed that thanks to
the "impressive" job he did as referee in that match, Mr. McMahon made him RAW General Manager for the night. And
following up on his previous assignment, Bischoff`s first acts were to give John Cena the night off and ban DX from the
building. The interim GM then began to "reward" certain RAW Superstars for past loyalty before being
interrupted by the new World Tag Team Champions, Ric Flair & Roddy Piper. But when the new champions, who know all about
Bischoff`s use of power from their days in WCW, confronted the GM, they got a reward of their own: a main-event
No-Disqualification Match against Edge & Orton for the gold... with Bischoff as the referee. During the match, Bischoff
clearly officiated in Edge & Orton`s favor, counting fast during their pinfall attempts. However, the No-DQ stipulation
would come back to haunt him; after Bischoff was knocked down by Flair, Orton had the "Nature Boy" in position for the RKO
when DX stormed the ring. HBK delivered some Sweet Chin Music to the Legend Killer, and substitute referee Mike Chioda
counted the winning pinfall for Flair. That wasn`t all they had in store however. DX brought out Big Dick Johnson, and
after The Game nailed Bischoff with a Pedigree, the corpulent male stripper did a little dancing. HBK and The Game then
capped off the festivities by making Eric Bischoff the first member of the Big Dick Johnson Kiss My Ass Club, proving that
while you can get them down, you can never truly count DX out.
One of the Superstars Bischoff rewarded was Johnny Nitro, who was given a chance to regain the Intercontinental
Championship from Jeff Hardy. During the match, however, Melina`s interference led to Nitro being disqualified. Bischoff,
in an extra-giving mood, decided to have the match restarted under No-Disqualification rules. With her interaction now
legal, Melina interfered again by jumping on Hardy`s back; he threw her off, but when he went for a Swanton Bomb, Nitro
pulled him down. One smash with the Intercontinental Championship later, Nitro got the three count to regain the gold.
Following the win, Nitro told WWE.com exactly how he feels about Hardy. "Let`s just say I`ve already talked to Paris,
K-Fed and Ashton," Nitro revealed, "and they`re all stoked because nobody likes Jeff Hardy. He mistakes his eccentricity
for talent, of which he has none. He`s got no talent, no class, and no looks... he`s nothing compared to Johnny Nitro."
Bischoff wasn`t just in a rewarding mood however, as he doled out some punishment as well. To punish the fans, he gave
John Cena the night off... but like DX, The Champ didn`t take his cue. During RAW, Kevin Federline laid out a challenge to
The Champ. With RAW live in his hometown of Miami on New Year`s Day, K-Fed challenged Cena to a one-on-one match at the
American Airlines Arena on Jan. 1. Later, as a "reward" for Maria`s involvement in his firing last December, Bischoff
forced the terrified Diva to either face Umaga or be fired herself. Jonathan Coachman had to drag the frightened Maria to
the ring, and as the bell rang he tossed her to the Bulldozer. Umaga destroyed the poor Diva, but before he could finish
the job, Cena stormed to the ring and attacked the Samoan Bulldozer. Armando Alejandro Estrada had to hold Umaga back as
Cena raged in the ring. Todd Grisham came out to interview The Champ, who explained his rage before giving Grisham an FU
and accepting K-Fed`s challenge. "I have some advice for you," the WWE Champion said about Federline. "Take that $300
million you stole from Britney and buy yourself an army, navy and air force... because that`s the only way you`ll make it
out of Miami alive." The match is on, and before leaving, Cena said, "anyone who`s looking for a fight... my name is John
Cena. You want some? Come get some!"
The RAW announce team wasn`t safe from Bischoff`s wrath either. After Jim Ross called Bischoff a "disgrace" during the
broadcast, the GM sent Chris Masters to the ring. It was revealed that J.R. was Masters` opponent, but Jerry Lawler stood
up to the power-mad Bischoff. For his trouble, he was put into the match, but forced to be handcuffed to the top rope or
else get fired. Lawler abided by the stipulation, but was easily thrashed by "The Masterpiece," who forced "The King" to
submit to the Master Lock.
And if that isn`t bad enough, even his own family wasn`t safe from Bischoff`s power trip. The GM made a match pitting his
nephew Eugene & Hacksaw Jim Duggan against the Spirit Squad, with the stipulation that the losing team must split up
forever. Both teams have had issues as of late, but in the end, Kenny & Johnny kept the Squad together when Johnny pinned
Duggan. After the match, however, Eugene seemingly snapped, blindsiding his mentor and attacking the Legend with his own
2x4. As Eugene stormed back to the locker room, the WWE fans were only left to wonder why he had snapped.
Mickie James was also punished, but this was more of a collective punishment from Bischoff and new Women`s Champion Lita.
Lita, who defeated Mickie at Cyber Sunday to claim the vacant gold, asked Bischoff to sanction a rematch... but she had a
plan. Once the match was set to begin, Lita revealed that Mickie would have one arm tied behind her back. James protested,
but had no choice; her arm was tied up, making her easy prey for the Women`s Champion, who won the match following a DDT.
Shelton Benjamin also had a bad night on RAW. Backstage, he confronted Carlito about his winning the vote to face Jeff
Hardy at Cyber Sunday, promising to show Carlito in their match that the fans wasted their votes. However, come match
time, a distraction from Cryme Tyme cost Shelton the bout. As a perplexed Benjamin looked on, Shad & JTG (who had joined
Jim Ross on commentary) jacked Shelton`s shirt, chain and sunglasses. The distraction allowed Carlito the opportunity to
nail Benjamin with the Back Cracker and pick up the win. See, Cryme Tyme doesn`t just take... they give back to others as well.
MATCHES:
" INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP "
Johnny Nitro defeated Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy
becoming new Intercontinental champion
- LOSING TAG TEAM MUST SPLIT UP FOREVER -
The "Sirit Squad`s" Johnny & Kenny
defeated
Eugene & Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Umaga vs Maria
ended in a no contest
Chris Masters defeated Jerry "The King" Lawler
Carlito Carribean Cool
defeated
Shelton Benjamin
" WOMEN`S CHAMPIONSHIP "
Women's Champion Lita defeated Mickie James
retaining the Women`s title
" WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP "
World Tag Team Champions
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair & "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
defeated
Edge & Randy Orton
retaining the World Tag Team titles
RAW
# 703
Air date: 11-13-06 Taped: 11-13-06
Evening News Arena
Manchester, England
What a night for more than 15,000 WWE fans at the sold out Manchester News Arena in Manchester, England. Jeff Hardy became
the new Intercontinental Champion and Rated-RKO – Randy Orton and Edge – became the World Tag Team Champions.
After delivering a con-chair-to to “Rowdy” Roddy Piper before the match began effectively knocking him out of the
competition, Ric Flair was left to defend the tag team gold on his own. Despite a valiant effort from Flair, Edge and
Orton were simply too much to handle. “I was the youngest World Heavyweight Champion and one of the longest
Intercontinental Championship holders in history and now I’m a World Tag Team Champion,” said Orton after the match. Edge
added, “What you’re looking at is the dawning of two new Legends in this industry – the Rated-R Superstar and the Legend
Killer.” Seeing the two Superstars who vowed to destroy DX hoist their tag team titles to the booing crowd had to have
struck a nerve for DX.
Triple H and HBK were forced to be on guard all night thanks to a $10,000 bounty that Mr. McMahon’s
Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman offered to any Superstar who could remove DX from the building. From the time
Coachman issued the bounty, a long night began for DX. After competing in a Handicap Match against Viscera, Charlie Haas,
Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch – and feeding off the frenzied crowd’s energy to defeat four of the most repugnant Superstars
in WWE – The Game and HBK also had Mitch, Mikey and Nicky of the Spirit Squad, Chris Masters and even Eugene attempt to
collect. But DX came up with a clever remedy for their problem: they turned themselves in to Coachman and claimed the
reward money themselves. Later, the quick-tongued Shawn Michaels was able to score two ringside tickets from Cryme Tyme.
While Edge and Orton walked out of England with tag team gold around their waist, WWE Champion John Cena’s stay wasn’t
nearly as glamorous. The Champ had the unenviable task of taking on the undefeated Umaga in a singles match. While Cena
looked strong and easily gave the Samoan Bulldozer the toughest challenge of his WWE career, ECW World Champion Big Show –
who will team Umaga to take on The Champ’s team at Survivor Series – interfered on Umaga’s behalf and the bout was called
a No Contest. The Samoan Bulldozer and the Extreme Giant manhandled the WWE Champion like nobody has done before, with a
deadly Samoan Spike from Umaga and a thunderous chokeslam by Big Show capping off the beating.
The back and forth battle for the Intercontinental Championship between Johnny Nitro and Jeff Hardy escalated into a
new stratosphere. Last week, Nitro was able to reclaim the Intercontinental Title after Eric Bischoff ordered the match
restarted. Unfortunately for Nitro, despite his girlfriend Melina’s best attempts, Hardy walked out of Manchester with the
gold. But like a sore loser, Nitro continued his assault on Hardy and attacked the new champion with a ladder. "It was
nice to walk out of England with my title back, but the ladder is my comfort zone and I’m more than ready for a Ladder
Match with Nitro next week,” said Hardy.
Mickie James defeated Women’s Champion Lita in a non-title match.
Johnny & Kenny of the Spirit Squad defeated the Highlanders.
Chris Masters’ Master Lock Challenge was answered by Jerry “The King” Lawler, who was unable to be the first to break the
dreaded Master Lock.
MATCHES:
- HANDICAP MATCH -
"D-Generation X" Shawn Michaels & Triple H
defeated
Lance Cade, Trevor Murdoch, Viscera & Charlie Haas
"Spirit Squad`s" Johnny & Kenny
defeated
"The Highlanders" Rorry & Robby
- MASTER LOCK CHALLENGE -
Chris Masters
defeated
Jerry "The King" Lawler
John Cena vs Umaga
ended in a no contest
" INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP "
Jeff Hardy
defeated
Intercontinental Champion Johnny Nitro
becoming new Intercontinental Champion
Mickie James
defeated
Women's Champion Lita
in a non-title match
" WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP "
Edge & Randy Orton
defeated
World Tag Team Champions Ric Flair & Roddy Piper
to become new World Tag Team Champions
RAW
# 704
Air date: 11-20-06 Live
1st Mariner Arena
Baltimore, Maryland
With the NFL`s Baltimore Ravens arriving in droves to watch the best in sports-entertainment battle it out one week before
Survivor Series, the 1st Mariner Arena in Baltimore was a scene of utter chaos and complete destruction. As WWE.com
reported, all the Survivor Series teams were in attendance. And with all of teams in Traditional Survivor Series Matches
this Sunday standing face to face as Raw began, the volatility became too much for the arena to contain.
In the main event made by Mr. McMahon, all eight captains took turns showcasing what their teams will do at Survivor
Series. WWE Champion John Cena teamed with DX and Ric Flair to take on ECW World Champion Big show, Rated-RKO and Kenny of
the Spirit Squad in an 8-Man Survivor Series Captains` Tag Team Match. While Cena`s team emerged victorious after The
Champ slammed Kenny with a monstrous FU, the night didn`t end there. As the WWE Champion`s music reverberated throughout
the arena, the other Superstars and Extremists that will compete at Survivor Series rushed the ring and all hell broke
loose. After seeing a 30 man brawl at the end of Raw, what kind of mayhem will take place in the city of Brotherly Love?
But the monumental main event wasn`t all the WWE Chairman announced. "I guarantee it will be a night you never forget,"
McMahon decreed. And it wasn`t just the main event that lived up to the Chairman`s word.
There were other Superstars and Divas looking to prove a point before this Sunday`s pay-per-view. Lita had news for her
opponent Mickie James and WWE fans: she`s leaving after her Women`s Championship Match with Mickie at Survivor Series.
Citing the lack of respect she receives from WWE fans, Superstars and Divas alike, the Women`s Champion was unwavering in
her choice to walk away from the world of sports-entertainment. She used Raw as a means to attempt to intimidate Mickie
one last time before their Survivor Series battle. Lita was once again able to choose a stipulation for her match with
Mickie, but instead of having Mickie`s legs shackled or having one arm tied behind her back, Lita choose to blindfold her
opponent. Last week, Mickie was able to overcome her handicap (with some help from DX), but this time she had no such
luck. After a devastating beating and a top-rope Moonsault, Lita covered Mickie for the pinfall. After the beating, Lita
dropped a bombshell on WWE fans, Divas and Superstars. "Without me there would be no Mickie James, without me there would
be no Trish Stratus. So you`re going to make my job real easy to forget about all you people; at Survivor Series I`m going
to do one better than Trish Stratus," chided an animated Women`s Champion. "I`m gonna walk into Survivor Series and beat
Mickie James and walk out the Women`s Champion. Then I`m walking away. Survivor Series is my last match. I`m going to
retire and I`m going to retire the greatest Women`s Champion of all time."
After last week`s assault on Jeff Hardy with a ladder, Johnny Nitro felt the backlash when he was in Hardy`s realm of a
Ladder Match. Prior to the match, Nitro and Melina said their "win" would be dedicated to K-Fed - who`s slated to take on
John Cena on the Jan. 1 edition of Raw. K-Fed will be looking for a different outcome than his friend Nitro, however.
Nitro surprised many in his first Ladder Match, using the ladder as a weapon and coming close on various attempts to
reclaim the Intercontinental Title. However, it was Hardy`s experience, heart and wherewithal that allowed him climb the
ladder and overcome Nitro`s challenge. The Intercontinental Champion pinned Nitro down to the mat with a ladder long
enough to grab the title. While Hardy won the match, both Superstars paid the price with their bodies. Now the question
remains: how will either of these Superstars bounce back and recover in time for Survivor Series this Sunday? Nitro may
get more rest, as Jeff has been invited to team with his brother Matt on ECW on Sci Fi this Tuesday. Will Jeff have any
fight left for Philly?
In other action pitting Survivor Series opponents against each other, Umaga kept his undefeated streak alive by
dismantling ECW`s Sabu with a deadly Samoan Spike.
Spirit Squad Captain Kenny chose Squad member Nicky to take on Dusty Rhodes. The "American Dream" was able to get the
victory against Nicky, which no doubt angered Kenny. Later, the Squad found out that Ron Simmons will replace the injured
"Rowdy" Roddy Piper on Flair`s team.
Carlito was all smiles as Torrie Wilson almost smothered him with a huge hug when the Caribbean Superstar came to Torrie`s
defense when Chris Masters` vulgar advances crossed the line. But Carlito wasn`t smiling for very long after Masters
clinched a Master Lock on the Caribbean Superstar. If not for Jerry "The King" Lawler, Carlito may still be writhing in
pain from the "Masterpiece."
MATCHES:
Umaga
defeated
The "Suicidal, Homicidal, Genocidal, Death Defying" Sabu
" INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP "
- LADDER MATCH -
Jeff Hardy
defeated
Johnny Nitro
retaining the Intercontinental title
The "American Dream" Dusty Rhodes
defeated
The "Spirit Squad`s" Nicky
Women's Champion Lita
defeated
Mickie James
WWE Champion John Cena, "Nature Boy" Ric Flair
&
"D-Generation X" Shawn Michaels & Triple H
defeated
ECW World Champion The Big Show,
World Tag Team Champions
"Rated-RKO" Edge & "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton
&
"Spirit Squad`s" Kenny
RAW
# 705
Air date: 11-27-06 Live
Mellon Arena
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
When Raw began in Pittsburgh, it looked like tradition and respect would be the theme of the night. Instead, thanks to
World Tag Team Champions Rated-RKO and their path of destruction, tradition and respect went out the window along with a
Legend`s pride.
The night began innocently, as Ric Flair called out the Spirit Squad to end their rivalry. He wasn`t alone, however, as
D-Generation X would be his partners against the Squad in a 5-on-3 Handicap Match. HBK and The Game, who respect Flair and
consider him a friend, mentor and idol, promised it would be the end of the Squad once and for all. They held true to
their word; after DX & Flair were victorious thanks to a triple Figure-Four, DX packed the Squad into a crate and shipped
them off to Louisville before heading out to prepare a party for the "Nature Boy."
Unfortunately, Flair never made it. Right after DX`s exit, Edge came to the ring for a special edition of The Cutting
Edge. When his guest "didn`t show," Randy Orton interrupted and said he had found the guest. In a disgusting display, the
World Tag Team Champions produced a bloodied and beaten Flair, dragged him to ringside and delivered a pair of brutal
Con-chair-tos. The champs claimed that DX wouldn`t save Flair because they didn`t care about him, but everyone in the
building (including Edge & Orton) knew that HBK & The Game were long gone. Flair was attended to by WWE doctors after the
brutal assault, but was luckily more angry than hurt; truly, it was only his pride that Rated-RKO shattered.
To cap off their disgusting night, Edge & Orton cheated the Hardys out of the World Tag Team Championship. For the first
time in over four years, Matt & Jeff Hardy teamed up on Raw to challenge for the gold. It looked like they had the match
won, as Matt & Jeff nailed Orton with a Twist of Fate/Swanton Bomb combo; instead, Edge saved the gold by smashing Jeff in
the head with it as he made the cover. The champions were disqualified, but it didn`t seem to matter as they continued
their assault. The champions laid out the Hardys with an Impaler DDT and an RKO after the match before standing tall with
smug looks on their faces as the broadcast ended.
While the Hardys didn`t win tag team gold, they did get an answer for their open challenge. Jeff`s main rival, Johnny
Nitro, answered the challenge by saying that the Hardys aren`t the only ones who are reuniting. He then revealed former
partner Joey Mercury, saying that for one night only, MNM would re-form to face Team Extreme at December to Dismember. Who
will come out on top when the five-time World Tag Team Champions square off against the three-time WWE Tag Team Champions
MNM this Sunday?
WWE Champion John Cena also found out his next challenger: the undefeated Samoan Bulldozer, Umaga. In the
ring, Armando Alejandro Estrada said that Umaga was the only dominant man at Survivor Series, and that no one to date has
presented him a challenge. He then put John Cena on notice, officially challenging him on behalf of Umaga. The Champ then
hit the ring, and an uncharacteristically quiet Cena stared down the Samoan Bulldozer before uttering one simple phrase:
"As for your challenge... I accept." Cena looked ready to do it right then and there, but after another brief stare down,
Estrada pulled the Samoan Bulldozer from the ring, telling Cena that it would happen "when we say so."
In other action: Victoria won a Divas Battle Royal, Eugene defeated former partner and mentor Hacksaw Jim Duggan and
Jerry "The King" Lawler upset Chris Masters thanks to some unexpected help from Carlito.
MATCHES:
"D-Generation X" Triple H & Shawn Michaels
&
"Nature Boy" Ric Flair
defeated
"The Spirit Squad"
in a Handicap Match
- ALL DIVAS BATTLE ROYAL -
Victoria
defeated
Melina, Candice Michelle, Maria & Torrie Wilson
Eugene defeated Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Jerry "The King" Lawler
defeated
"The Masterpiece" Chris Masters
"The Hardys" Matt & Jeff
defeated
World Tag Team Champions "Rated-RKO" Edge & Randy Orton
in a non-title match via a disqualification
RAW
# 706
Air date: 12-4-06 Live
North Charleston Coliseum
Charleston, South Carolina
It was a busy night at Raw from North Charleston, S.C., on Monday. John Cena and Umaga took part in a wild brawl after
learning they would meet at New Year’s Revolution, and the team of Rated-RKO and MNM were victorious in the mammoth
eight-man main event thanks to an assist from Kenny.
John Cena opened the evening by accepting Umaga’s challenge for a fight, but was interrupted by Melina, who reminded Cena
of his impending battle with her friend, Kevin Federline, on the New Year’s Day edition of Raw. Cena looked to send his
own reminder back to K-Fed, hoisting Melina on his shoulders for the FU, and appeared poised to deliver until the
Masterpiece stormed the ring to break things up. Shortly thereafter, Executive Assistant Jonathan Coachman came out
to address the WWE Champ. Coachman told Cena he was out for revenge, and therefore, not only would Cena be facing Umaga at
New Year’s Revolution, but he would also be taking on Masters in the Masterlock Challenge, for the WWE Championship.
The WWE Championship had never been contested in such a manner, but as usual, Cena overcame the odds. The resilient champ
prevailed, forcing the cocky Masters to tap out to a Masterlock of his own. What followed was one of the biggest, most
out-of-control brawls in recent Raw history. Umaga stormed the ring and engaged Cena in a brawl all over the ringside
area, trampling the Raw announce team and dozens of security guards in the process. As a result, an irritated
Coachman ruled that Umaga and Cena were not to touch each other until January 1st, unless it was in a match, and
made a special contest for next week’s Raw: Cena vs. Armando Alejandro Estrada.
Later, a fired-up DX addressed Rated-RKO’s actions against Ric Flair from a week ago. Citing the importance of Flair to
the world of sports-entertainment and to DX themselves, they commended Orton and Edge for making things personal, and
promised nothing they did to Flair would compare to the pain they would suffer at the hands of Raw’s resident degenerates.
DX took their anger with them to the monumental eight-man tag main event. Along with the Hardys, they gave the team of
Rated-RKO and MNM all they could handle, but at the end of the night, it just wasn’t meant to be. Kenny, who earlier in
the night appealed to Rated-RKO for acceptance and was told he would have to “prove himself,” did just that. The former
World Tag Team Champion came through the crowd and pummeled HBK with a steel chair. The diversion, which drew the
attention of Triple H, left Matt Hardy in a two-on-one with Rated-RKO. A vicious spear put Matt down for the count, giving
Rated-RKO and MNM a huge Raw victory.
The Highlanders defeated Cade & Murdoch in a match dedicated to “Rowdy” Roddy Piper. Shelton Benjamin defeated Super Crazy
and was embraced by former partner Charlie Haas. Victoria kept her streak of aggression alive by defeating Maria. Carlito
beat Viscera and received a kiss from Torrie. Eugene attacked Val Venis. Cryme Tyme invaded a nursing home.
MATCHES:
The Highlanders defeated Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoc
Victoria defeated Maria
Shelton Benjamin defeated Super Crazy
" WWE CHAMPIONSHIP"
- MASTER LOCK CHALLENGE -
WWE Champion John Cena defeated Chris Masters
retaining the title
Carlito defeated Viscera
World Tag Team Champions "Team Rated-RKO" Edge & Randy Orton
&
"MNM" Joey Mercury & Johnny Nitro
defeated
"D-Generation X" Shawn Michaels & Triple H
&
"Team Extreme" The Hardys Matt & Jeff
RAW
# 707
Air date: 12-11-06 Live
Mohegan Sun Arena
Uncasville, Connecticut
It was a an action packed Monday Night Raw in front of a capacity crowd at the Mohegan Sun Casino. With Jonathan
Coachman`s edict that neither Superstar can come in contact with one another until Jan.1 unless it`s during a sanctioned
match, Umaga and John Cena were forced to divert their pent up angst onto other competitors. The Champ took on Armando
Alejandro Estrada and the Samoan Bulldozer battled Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy.
Beating Estrada to a pulp was the only way Cena could to send Umaga a message, and the match was nothing less than
lopsided with Cena easily getting the pinfall after a devastating FU. As The Champ was putting the exclamation point with
an STFU on Estrada after the bell, Johnny Nitro rushed the ring and gave Cena a cheap shot to the head. "There`s more
where that came from," Nitro said as he backpedaled up the ramp to the locker room area. He then informed Cena that he was
personally training K-Fed for their match on Jan. 1. For the interference, Cena challenged Nitro to a match. Competing for
the second time in one night, The Champ was able to score a decisive victory against Nitro, but it wasn`t without a
hard-fought effort from the former Intercontinental Champion. Although Nitro displayed his relentless determination to win
at all costs and an aerial display that ranks with the best high-flyers, nothing could stop John Cena.
Umaga took his own aggravation out on Jeff Hardy. Umaga made it clear that he wasn`t interested in obtaining a pinfall;
his only goal was to punish Hardy - and he did. Hardy fought valiantly but was unable to hand Umaga his first defeat. The
Samoan Bulldozer`s beating left Hardy unable to defend himself, and the referee stopped the match, giving Umaga another victory.
Triple H`s collision in a singles match with Rated-RKO member Edge got ugly fast. After the battle made its way up the
ramp, Randy Orton joined Edge in taking on The Game. HBK came to Triple H`s defense, but former Spirit Squad member Kenny
joined Orton & Edge. That brought Ric Flair out to join DX in taking on Rated-RKO. The last time WWE fans saw Flair, he
was a bloody mess from Edge & Orton`s wicked attack that left the "Nature Boy" motionless and unable to compete. The
attack was so disgusting it looked as if Flair would never be able to compete at the same level again. But in his return,
the future WWE Hall of Famer picked up right where he left off, and as a grueling battle broke out between all six
Superstars, Jonathan Coachman emerged to declare the match a Six Man Tag Team Match. As Edge & Orton attempted to zero-in
on Flair in hopes that old injuries were still ailing, the "Nature Boy" proved there is no keeping him down. Kenny,
desperate to become part of Rated-RKO, tried to pin Flair but was unsuccessful. Flair countered Kenny`s figure four
leg-lock attempt and turned it into a small package for the pinfall. After the match, Kenny helped Edge & Orton set up HBK
for a Con-Chair-To like they did to Flair a few weeks ago. Fortunately, Triple H had his equalizer and sent the three
Superstars rushing from the ring. What will happen when DX and Rated-RKO go head to head at New Year`s Revolution?
Flair wasn`t the only one making a return to Raw; former WWE Tag Team Champions the World`s Greatest Tag Team - Shelton
Benjamin & Charlie Haas - made their triumphant return by defeating The Highlanders.
In other action, Chris Masters and Viscera lost to Carlito and Jerry "The King" Lawler in a tag team match. Later, Masters
clamped the Master Lock on Torrie Wilson after Victoria defeated her in a singles match. Victoria`s "hit list" has gone
through Candice and Maria, and now Torrie can be added to the list. The cowardly attack from Masters on Torrie was broken
up by Carlito, who rushed to the ring to help his love interest.
MATCHES:
- NON TITLE -
WWE Champion John Cena
defeated
Armando Alejandro Estrada
Carlito Carribean Cool & Jerry "The King" Lawler
defeated
Viscera & "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin
defeated
"The Highlanders" Rorry & Robbie
Triple H vs Edge
ended in a no contest
- NON TITLE -
"D-Generation X"
Shawn Michaels & Triple H along with Ric Flair
defeated
World Tag Team Champions "Team Rated-RKO"
Edge & "The Legend Killer" Randy Orton along with Kenny
Victoria defeated Torrie Wilson
- NON TITLE -
Umaga
defeated
Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy
- NON TITLE -
WWE Champion John Cena
defeated
Johnny Nitro
RAW
# 708
Air date: 12-18-06 Live
MCI Center
Washington, D.C.
Raw rolled into Washington, D.C. with so much excitement, the show had to be three hours long. On a shocking episode of
Raw, Team Rated-RKO delivered what may have been not only the fatal blow on DX’s chances at New Year’s Revolution, but
also on the storied careers of Triple H and HBK. Thirsting for revenge and seeking the upper hand for their upcoming
pay-per-view match-up, Randy Orton and Edge decimated their bitter rivals. A double RKO on Michaels and a steel chair to
Triple H’s skull left DX beaten, battered, bloodied and motionless as Raw went off the air.
Earlier, in the biggest Battle Royal in Raw history, 30 Superstars were pitted against each other for the opportunity to
face John Cena for the WWE Championship. One by one, powerful competitors were eliminated over the top rope. Shawn
Michaels seemed to have the victory all wrapped up, but Edge stood alone in the end, picking up a controversial win—and
the chance to capture more gold later in the evening from Cena. Edge seemed sure that he would defeat Cena and go on to
face Umaga at New Year’s Revolution. The Rated R Superstar put up a valiant effort as he faced John Cena in a match for
the WWE Championship. When the referee was knocked out, both Randy Orton and DX got involved in the incredible match-up.
When the dust finally settled, it was Cena who retained his gold.
At Armageddon, Joey Mercury suffered a severe injury when a steel ladder hit him in the face, sending him to a local
medical facility with a broken nose. Melina blamed The Hardys for Mercury’s injuries, and demanded they compete in a
3-on-2 Handicap Match pairing Johnny Nitro with the World’s Greatest Tag Team. Jeff Hardy endured an extensive amount of
punishment at the hands of both Nitro and the World’s Greatest Tag Team. Johnny Nitro finally pinned the current
Intercontinental Champion, who has not been in top form after a series of grueling matches-- including a devastating
encounter with Umaga last week on Raw. As WWE fans chanted “Nitro sucks!” Johnny Nitro continued to pummel Jeff Hardy
after the bell rang. This loss doesn’t bode well for Hardy who will face Nitro in a Steel Cage Match with his title on the
line at New Year’s Revolution.
Victoria continued her rampage through the ranks of the WWE Divas, defeating current WWE Women’s Champion Mickie James in
a non-title match. Mickie’s name was the last to be checked off Victoria’s list, and the two beautiful competitors will
meet at New Year’s Revolution with the title on the line.
In other Raw action, Carlito faced Chris Masters attacking the Masterpiece before the bell rang. The Caribbean Superstar
lost his trademark cool after Masters applied the Masterlock to Torrie Wilson last week. Carlito seems to care deeply
about Torrie and his attacks on Masters were nothing short of devastating. The Masterpiece finally fled the arena after
slamming Carlito’s head into a camera.
Ric Flair suffered a loss at the hands of Kenny Dykstra. When the nature boy tried to congratulate the talented newcomer,
Kenny snubbed him and walked out of the ring declaring, “I’m the real man around here!”
Jim Ross spoke to K-Fed, who will face WWE Champion John Cena at the first Raw of 2007 live from Miami. Federline told the
crowd, “I never back down from a challenge.”
Also on Raw, Jerry “The King” Lawler spoke with Hollywood legend Sylvester Stallone about his film "Rocky Balboa".
WWE fans were introduced to Vladimir Kozlov, a Russian Mixed Martial Arts Sambo champion, and JTG and Shad of Cryme Tyme
were up to their old tricks, making off with the President’s wallet.
MATCHES:
Edge won a 30 man Over The Top Rope Battle Royal
Carlito Carribean Cool vs "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters
ended in a no contest
Johnny Nitro and "The World's Greatest Tag Team' Charlie Haas & Shelton Benjamin
defeated
"Team Extreme" Matt & Jeff Hardy
in a 3-On-2 Handicap Tag Team Match
Kenny Dykstra defeated "Nature Boy" Ric Flair
" WWE CHAMPIONSHIP "
John Cena defeated Edge
retaining the title
- NON TITLE MATCH -
Victoria defeated WWE Women's Champion Mickie James
WWE Champion John Cena & D-Generation X" Shawn Michaels & Triple H
vs
Umaga & "Team Rated RKO" Randy Orton & Edge
ended in a no contest
RAW
# 709
Air date: 12-25-06 Taped
Camp Victory
Baghdad, Iraq
After visiting military bases in Iraq and Afghanistan in previous years, the 2006 WWE Tribute to the Troops was held at
Camp Victory in Baghdad. The troops were pumped for WWE`s fourth annual visit, packing the makeshift arena nestled in the
shadow of a former royal palace.
Throughout the show, troops were shown giving shout-outs to their friends, family and loved ones back home. Video was also
shown of the WWE Superstars` visit and their experiences in Iraq, and the enthusiastic troops were also treated to several
matches featuring Superstars and Extremists from all three WWE brands.
Santa Claus was even in the house, along with helpers Torrie, Maria and Kristal, to hand out gifts to the fighting men and
women in the crowd. However, as Santa and the Divas stood in the ring, Chris Masters interrupted. After some words, Santa
found himself as a contestant in the Master Lock Challenge, which the "The Masterpiece" won once again. Masters then
challenged any troop in the audience to take the Master Lock Challenge, choosing an opponent much smaller than himself.
However, as he locked on his signature move, Masters was unaware of activity behind him. Santa revealed himself to be John
Bradshaw Layfield, and he kicked Masters in the behind. This stunned "The Masterpiece," loosening his grip. The brave
troop (Jose Avilar) was then able to use JBL`s assist to break the Master Lock for the very first time. A shocked Masters
complained to the referee, but JBL ended that by clobbering "The Masterpiece"
WWE Champion John Cena defeated long-time rival Edge in a non-title match, while Carlito defeated the Rated-R Superstar`s
fellow World Tag Team Champion, Randy Orton. Also, ECW World Champion Lashley pinned Hardcore Holly, Umaga defeated
Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy in a non-title match and in a pair of inter-brand battles, SmackDown`s Undertaker and
ECW Extremist CM Punk defeated Raw`s Johnny Nitro and Shelton Benjamin, respectively.
MATCHES:
- NON TITLE MATCH -
WWE Champion John Cena
defeated
"Rated R Superstar" Edge
C.M. Punk
defeated
Shelton Benjamin
The Undertaker
defeated
Johnny Nitro
- NON TITLE MATCH -
ECW World Champion Bobby Lashley
defeated
Hardcore Holly
- NON TITLE MATCH -
Umaga
defeated
Intercontinental Champion Jeff Hardy
Carlito Carribean Cool
defeated
"The Legend Killer" Randy Orton
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